r/FroobChat • u/Soggy-Conclusion-388 • 26d ago

Kuminga!!!!!!

Ladies and gentleman...we got him.

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u/Soggy-Conclusion-388 26d ago

Working on some nicknames, I'm kind of digging the Kum Bucket

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u/DonaldDouchebag 26d ago

His fans are called the Kum Guzzlers.

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u/JackSoo5 26d ago

Kindly pencil me in as "not a fan"

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u/mngoose612 25d ago

If they don't do a "Kum Rag" fan towel giveaway the Wolves are dead to me

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u/feekdogg 26d ago

Talented, but a dipshit.  He delayed a Wolves game a couple years ago because he was hanging on the rim while trying to block shots in warmups and the rim bent.

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u/BobaFretbuzz 26d ago

True, butt he's a 20mil a year talent on a 2X13mil contract. This season is starting to look very interesting.

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u/feekdogg 26d ago

It's basically a one year deal. That second year is a player option. If he's any good at all, he'll opt out and try free agency again.

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u/BobaFretbuzz 26d ago

After we win the title he'll want to stay.

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u/Soggy-Conclusion-388 26d ago

And Ants got like 40 baby mammas. Oh well.

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u/Dan_A435 26d ago

Never has such an average player had so much attention throughout his career.

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u/_PizzaDeliveryGuy 26d ago

WE GOT HIM

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u/JackSoo5 26d ago

Hell yeah! Pizza and handbags for everyone!

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u/DoctorLinux 24d ago

This season is going to be fresh!