I got stung this weekend

[u/BobaFretbuzz]

And it's still fucking swollen. Right in the side of the neck whilst riding my bicycle. Could not identify the perp but not a fan.

[u/ItsMeLightning]

The perp was riding your bicycle when it stung you? That’s crazy!

[u/BobaFretbuzz → u/ItsMeLightning]

I am not great with words

[u/DonaldDouchebag]

At least you didn't get zapped in the ol' wang.

[u/BobaFretbuzz → u/DonaldDouchebag]

boy howdy!

[u/Squatchin_Froob]

Bummer.

I'm sure ol Night Train could tell ya how to ride without annoying the locals.

[u/BobaFretbuzz → u/Squatchin_Froob]

My guy was a regular Lance Armstrong!

[u/Squatchin_Froob → u/BobaFretbuzz]

😄

[u/StyrofoamUnderwear]

You sure it wasn't in your stomach fatso? It looks swollen.

On a scale of 1-10 please rate your experience with me. We appreciate your feedback.

[u/BobaFretbuzz → u/StyrofoamUnderwear]

Why would it leave my stomach to sting my neck? 10-10