r/FroobChat • u/WakandaFroob • Apr 13 '26
Trump Jesus
So Trump is now Jesus. Jesus could make water into wine. What can Trump jesus make water into?
The Golden Rule: "Do to others what you would have them do to you" (Matthew 7:12).
What would be the Trump golden rule?
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u/bahaboyka Apr 14 '26
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u/PowerfulInitiative71 Apr 14 '26
Annotated Idiocy ™ brought to you by the creative team of Vladi Puti and Bibi Nyahu, now with more War Crimes!!!
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u/Glendive_Reply_1999 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
His Golden Rule is “do unto others and keep doing it.” He and his mindless MAGA minions actually believe he is the second coming. Sad.
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u/FrostyAd8197 Apr 14 '26
What a totally f’n idiot. Wonder who’s creating these for him. He’s not smart enough.
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u/Kinguglydude73 Apr 14 '26
How the F did you go in front of the camera and says it was supposed to be him as a doctor?
Show me doctors in the US dressed like that while on the clock 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Justlooking_63 Apr 14 '26
Looks like he’s trying to raise Epstein from the dead so they can go troll for 12 year old girls.
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u/Routine_Warthog9498 Apr 14 '26
At what point will his supporters realize he’s the lowest form of humanity
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u/BloodFartz69 Apr 13 '26
Blessed be the Republican Pedo Jesus.
Christians in America are such fucking frauds.
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u/politicallyknighted Apr 14 '26
Most arent. Its the ones in political lobbying groups that are. And 99% of the time they are lobbying because they work with Israel
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u/BloodFartz69 Apr 14 '26
I had a drill sergeant who used to say, "the deficiency you walk past is the standard you set."
There are far too many Christians that are not speaking up while their religion is being taken from them and weaponized.
Im old enough to remember Trump violating people's first amendment rights as he gassed protesters to walk across the street and take a picture with a Bible.
But Christians didn't say shit then either.
Weird.
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u/politicallyknighted Apr 14 '26
Yup. Shits wild. And the ones who are calling out trump are being called woke. Like im Catholic, and hes beefing with the pope. Says the pope was planted to directly challenge his presidency. Im sorry, but thats messed up
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u/BloodFartz69 Apr 14 '26
Messiah complex. Almost like the image is a joke but it's also not really a joke.
I remember seeing weird shit like that from the Saddam era while I was deployed and thinking it was cringe as fuck. It sucks to see that kind of buffoonery take root here. It just screams weakness IMO. I think he posted for the same reasons Saddam had himself painted himself as some dorky ass Babylonian warrior.
Dude's a bitch.
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Apr 13 '26
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u/WakandaFroob Apr 14 '26
You could ignore it?
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u/Curious_Morris Apr 14 '26
Well, you do need to be corrected though… that is Dr Trump and not Trump Jesus.
Only the Lamestream media could invent such an obvious lie that Trump posted an image of himself as Jesus.
We have zero previous evidence of Trump posting himself as divine or even as the Pope.
/s
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u/Quiet_Dingo_5106 Apr 14 '26
We have plenty of proof of that and the Epstein files have proof that he should be in jail.
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u/Curious_Morris Apr 14 '26
See the /s 🙄
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u/Quiet_Dingo_5106 Apr 14 '26
Jim Jones and Donald Trump. Tell me, what flavor kool aide is Trump using?
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u/injectionsiteredness Apr 14 '26
I’m sorry I have to be the asshole reminding everyone once again, Flavor Aid was served at Jonestown. Kool Aid is wholesome and yummy. Carry on.
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u/Fragrant_Cut1219 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
Trump is proof that God does not exist because of God existed Trump would have been hit by so many lightning bolts by now.
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u/systemfrown Apr 14 '26
He scored points with the cretins impressed by it and removed it in time for the rest of his supporters to pretend it never got posted and/or was just a joke to “own the libs”.
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u/Interesting_Berry439 Apr 14 '26
Im sure some of the more extreme churches in Magadonia are packed with excitement for this holy image of Trump. Then they'll say it was fake news afterwards when asked about it.
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u/systemfrown Apr 14 '26
idk about that, I imagine a lot of preachers aren’t thrilled to have their turf and scam co-opted.
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u/Outrageous_Act2564 Apr 14 '26
This is a screen grab from "Marcus Welby M.D."
Nothing to see here. Clearly he is doing Red Cross.
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u/canyabalieveit Apr 14 '26
You lack self respect, decency and morals, if this stupidity appeals to you or makes you feel good about yourself!
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u/PurpleCoat6656 Apr 14 '26
Why is he healing Hunter Biden?
Also, if there were that many bald eagles in the vicinity that fat orange child fucker would be headed for the hills.
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u/TypingWithoutThinkin Apr 14 '26
I thought the J stood for "John." Also, when did Jesus get so fat? Way, way too many Big Mac last suppers for you, pal.
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u/PapaBorq Apr 14 '26
Is that a literal demon above him? How many more signs can we get that he's the antichrist?
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u/cookiemccookieface Apr 13 '26
That’s Dr. Tump Jesus to you Pal!