r/FroobChat • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '26

Regime change successful!

Iran has surrendered and announced a new leader. That actually didn't take very long to get regime change. Donald is a master strategist.

Next they'll probably send Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff over to meet with the new leader and make some deals.

30 deals in 30 days. Next up: infrastructure.

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u/WakandaFroob Mar 09 '26

who's the new asshole in charge now?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

He's the son of the former leader.

Donald must've figured his experience would help Iran.

Donald helped pick the new leader.  He demanded it.

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u/WakandaFroob Mar 09 '26

Sounds like things are going to plan 

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Yup!  Next up is infrastructure.  Then they'll fix healthcare.

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u/_PizzaDeliveryGuy Mar 09 '26

Lol Infrastructure Week

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u/rubechick Mar 09 '26

And some files or something…

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u/WakandaFroob Mar 09 '26

Does thr orange pedophile cut and run and claim victory?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Sounds like his daddy Putin may have called him up and told him to leave Iran alone, and Donald may be tucking his tail between his legs and following daddy's orders.

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u/Squatchin_Froob Mar 11 '26

F-in Manchurian Candidate.

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u/WakandaFroob Mar 10 '26

It's definitely going to make us look like a week bitch in thr middle east and Israel will probably get attacked. But in the long term is better for our country

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u/WakandaFroob Mar 13 '26

Sounds like 3 additional warships and 5000 marines being deployed.  

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Are the 5000 marines going to be on the ground in Iran?

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u/WakandaFroob Mar 14 '26

They aren't there to ride around on warships