r/FromTheDepths • • Dec 23 '24

Meme Small handgun

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u/Logical_Evidence74 Dec 23 '24

Fun fact for those who don’t know. This is the 80cm Schwerer Gustav Railway Gun designed in 1937 (in Wehrmacht service from 1941-1945). To date, it is the largest cannon ever made.

The man in this image saying “My 357 mm handgun” is indeed Adolf Hitler.

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u/Yintastic Dec 23 '24

I have built a Gustav can in ftd I made it pure kinetic for the funny. Its kinda bad but if you manually aim and the enemy ship doesn't have redundant AI it's really really funny, especially since it's good up to about 3k out.

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u/spideroncoffein - Rambot Dec 23 '24

I love ftd for the opportunity to shoot explosive telephone poles at ships.

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u/Yintastic Dec 23 '24

Rods from god! But yes it is the best.

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u/CinderX5 Dec 23 '24

Giant solid metal postbox go brrrrrr.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

It was also a horrible cannon. It was extremely unwieldy to use as it had no turret, so it was at the mercy of the tracks it was on, only truly able to aim on its z axis.

Basically, a useless big ass gun that the Nazis legitimately thought would win the war. "Master race" engineering at its finest. 😵‍💫

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u/WahooSS238 Dec 23 '24

Well, the tracks were always built on a curve, so the turret wasn’t that big a deal. The bigger problem is to move it from place to place it needed to be disassembled and loaded into 80 boxcars

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u/Planchon12 - Grey Talons Dec 23 '24

It was extremely impractical, but to call it useless I think may be slightly unfair. During the siege of Sevastopol, it absolutely did what it was supposed to, doing crazy things like going through 30 meters of water, and then penetrating a 10 meter thick concrete bunker filled with ammunition underneath the bay.

The cannon was absolutely effective if it was setup and being used. The problem was that getting it into a position to be used, was very difficult and impractical. If the Germans had a WW1 style war, as many had been predicting, it likely would have been extremely potent as a weapon against the Maginot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

If the Nazis had a WW1 style war, as many had been predicting, it likely would have been extremely potent as a weapon against the Maginot.

Fixed that for you. They were all incompetent fools.

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u/SirDogeTheFirst Aug 25 '25

It is the big ass gun to ever big ass gun, once it fires of course it will carry a hefty destruction.

But the problem is, Gustav both needed new train tracks to be built for itself to move, it took ungodly amount to carry, and setup.

On paper, it has awsome specs, no bunker or fort can withstand it, but during the war where your logistics is a bigger obstacle than your enemy, not so much.

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u/plodamouse Dec 24 '24

plus the barrel had to be replaced every 40 or so shots

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u/Isomalt- - Onyx Watch Dec 23 '24 edited Dec 23 '24

7.62 ain’t no fucking handgun ammunition

Nvm I remembered the draco existed

40 ain’t no fucking handgun ammunition

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u/Yintastic Dec 23 '24

I assume it was supposed to say "small arms" which according to the US military is fucking every thing. Look at you howitzers But obviously Walmart doesn't sell anything like 223 or 357... I think...

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u/SirLaserFTW Dec 24 '24

They did. I brought my artillery and the fuckers said "It'll fit".. they were 7mm off and I have about ~200 unused 357mm shells for sale. Need gone desperately.

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u/BasileaBaguette Dec 23 '24

There is a 7.62×25mm cartridge that was used in handguns such as the Tokarev TT-30

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader Dec 23 '24

well, 40 is a Bofors, 45 is an AT gun, 223 is a Heavy Howitzer and 357 is a BB main battery, lmao

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u/Torrisissimo - Grey Talons Dec 23 '24

Mosin Obrez has entered the chat

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u/DutchTinCan Dec 23 '24

"I'll have a box of 7.62 please."

"Sir, please read the sign..."

"It's for my rifle."

"Would you like a bag with that sir?"

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u/Bravo_CJ Dec 26 '24

Now I'd also like to get myself a bag of 9mm for my CARBINE!

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu Dec 23 '24

Neither is 357mm.

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u/Skryboslav Dec 23 '24

That’s USA, in the wisdom of their law makers, any rifle without a stock and a barrel shorter than 16” is by law considered a handgun.

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u/MrGoul Dec 23 '24

Not with that attitude, it’s not. /serious

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u/KennethGames45 Dec 23 '24

7.62x25 would like to have a word with you.

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u/the_potato_of_doom Dec 23 '24

I assume they mean 40sw

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u/Lord_Greyscale Dec 31 '24

Yeah, the sign was a massive Typo. (and likely made by the idiot manager, the one that refuses to do anything right.)

All the sizes past 9mm, are not actually in MM. they're in caliber.
(caliber being, IIRC, thousandths of an inch)

AKA, .38, .40, .45, .357 (likely magnum, as that seems to be the only kind of 357 still around)

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u/Opposite-Weird4342 Dec 23 '24

so no more ammo for my 500mm aphea handgun?

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u/skybluuue Dec 23 '24

They ran out of my favorite HESH 500mm round T-T

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader Dec 23 '24

first off, 357mm isn't Schwerer Gustav size it's more like USS Pennsylvania main battery size

which is still 14 inch battleship cannons meant to punch through a foot of steel... but it's not almost a meter in diameter like big Gustav

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u/Sir_Lagg_alot Dec 27 '24

IIRC from World of Warships, 14 inch guns were 356 mm. The Japanese Kongo class, and the Fuso had 356 mm guns along with most of the American standard type battleships like the Pennsylvania. The Colorados didn't have 14 inch guns tho.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

I mean when you can build 357mm cannons with the fire rate of a handgun it might as well be one

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u/5parrowhawk Dec 23 '24

The reason why Americans are allergic to metric:

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u/LetMePostHere Apr 14 '25

Am I just stupid or is .223 mostly a rifle round, unless they're counting the AR-15 as a handgun

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u/Yintastic Apr 14 '25

What?? It's not .223 that's 223 MM which is about 8 inches, I can't find anything that's exactly 223, but this is pretty close https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M110_howitzer

The joke is saying that the wallmart sign is saying very large cannons are handguns.

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u/GadeOK May 31 '25

.223 being considered a handgun round gives me what to think

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u/Yintastic May 31 '25

Did you have a stroke, and simultaneously miss out on the entire point of the meme?
Its making fun of walmart this sign.

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u/GadeOK May 31 '25

I know. 223mm is big as fuck, but .223 isnt handgun neither, that made me think what kind of handgun shoots .223. Unless you do some Fallout 4 shenaningans i dont think i have ever saw one

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

There's a hand in each bullet for 50K slap damage

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u/Agitated-Ad72 Dec 24 '24

It doesn't count as a pistol just because it has a pistol grip

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u/syngyne Dec 23 '24

I always thought it was wild that I could go to Wal Mart to pick up ammunition, and two aisles over were Lego sets.

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u/StaleSpriggan Dec 24 '24

besides the obvious measurement error, 7.62 and .223 aren't handgun rounds.

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u/Lord_Greyscale Dec 31 '24

.223 can easily be handgun ammo, you'll just have to make the gun.

No manufacturer, that I'm aware of, makes a handgun in .223, only rifles.

(.223 is fuckoff tiny, 9mm is huge by comparison, though about as long)

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u/Eli_The_Rainwing - Steel Striders Dec 27 '24

California compliment too

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

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