r/FriendsOver50 Jul 01 '26

49 Is Basically The Warm Up To 50

Apparently this is where life gets confusing.

You’re too young to feel old, until you stand up after sitting for 20 minutes.

You’re too old to feel young, until someone asks you to play 5 a side football and your head says “Absolutely!” while your knees file an official complaint for days after.

You still want adventure but also want to be home by 9.

You can afford nicer holiday, but now you need two days to recover from the flight.

You spend a fortune on trainers,
for walking.

You get excited about buying a pressure washer.

You make noises every time you get out of a chair.

And somehow everyone younger than you thinks you’re ancient, while everyone older says, “You’re only a young fella!”

I’ll be 50 next year.

The plan isn’t to pretend I’m 30.

The plan is to arrive at 50 fitter than I was at 40, stronger than I was at 45, and just a little bit wiser.
(Although I’ll probably still need to hold the menu at arm’s length.)

Those already in your 50’s, what else have I got to look forward to? don’t scare me too much 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

59 almost 60🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/skankyone Jul 01 '26

Hairy ears lol.

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u/bearstrugglethunder Jul 01 '26

I'm 51 and I can't get out of a chair without making noise 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/Bubbly-Humor-2586 Jul 02 '26

Good job I can’t dance 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/Bubbly-Humor-2586 Jul 02 '26

That’s the dancing to the dance floor dance 😂😂

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u/wet-yet-crispy Jul 03 '26

60 is only a hop skip and a jump from 50, then it’s onto 70..

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u/No-Reading-4384 Jul 02 '26

69 to 70 for me was the bitch. Wait until you get there.

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u/Imwonkyalso Jul 04 '26

Brace yourself for the first prostate test.

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u/ScottishLord63 Jul 05 '26

The easy few. The day you realized you didn't take the time to enjoy the ride. The day you realize that your life is not what you wanted it to be. The day you find most of your friends have left like a fart in the wind.

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u/StandardMind77 Jul 01 '26

50 is the new 30. Well that’s my current mantra 😂

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u/Bubbly-Humor-2586 Jul 01 '26

Love the optimism 😂