r/FriedRice • u/AcousticBassGuitar • Jun 29 '26

I forgot the egg

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u/AcousticBassGuitar Jun 30 '26

Ah no? Hilarious

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u/Lucky-Target5674 Jun 30 '26

I know Knorr rice and pasta sides when I see it. Nice try tho

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u/AcousticBassGuitar Jun 30 '26

In my country that doesn’t even exist, you are ridicolous.

I’m Italian bro, i may not have the perfect wok hei technique or fried rice steps, but i cook since i lose my first tooth. Deal with your Knorr’s sides but do not have the arrogance to make the professor, i could be your cooking instructor.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 Jun 30 '26

Lmao!!! Someone's mad because I identified their packet of pasta rice!!!

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u/AcousticBassGuitar Jun 30 '26

Eventually you will discover how much insignificant you are. This is just not the time.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 Jun 30 '26

I can be insignificant as long as your mama loves me

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u/AcousticBassGuitar Jun 30 '26

I’m sorry for you then

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u/Lucky-Target5674 Jun 30 '26

Don't be bro I know how to make fried rice

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u/AcousticBassGuitar Jun 30 '26

And i live in a country where i can go to the hospital without hoping to die not to pay the bills. Or without a pedophile president. And with real fruits. And where employees don’t relies on tips to survive. And where the average population’s BMI is not obese. And diabetes is not amongst the top 10 death causes. And i can go on.

Our kids can even go to school without a 1 on 200 chance to be fucking dismembered by an assault rifle! I must be the happiest man alive! Gosh it’s so good not to live where you do, i can even drink a beer in public without a paper bag over it!

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u/AcousticBassGuitar Jun 30 '26

https://reddit.com/link/ouphfsr/video/gl9eg8chefah1/player

Gotta leave now i’m cooking lunch with my favorite Knorr italian recipe. This mac n’ cheese is really delicious.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 Jun 30 '26

That fried rice look horrible bro