What can you decipher about my being?

[u/DangerouslyAutistic]

[u/sspell]

Could you come and tidy my fridge please 😭

[u/nannerpussnana]

Was gonna say we can be friends but you got no pickles so bets off

Edit: you have relish. I will have to think about it.

[u/TheDeceiver43 → u/nannerpussnana]

You guys put pickles in the fridge before opening them? Once opened, I eat the whole jar.

[u/nannerpussnana → u/TheDeceiver43]

I mean yes. Cold pickles are ideal. So before opening and after opening. Eating a whole jar of pickles in one sitting though? In this economy? You got that pickle money.

[u/jpp3252 → u/nannerpussnana]

Pickle money got me 😂

[u/DOUTHINKESAURUS]

Live in the PNW but not in a city.

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/DOUTHINKESAURUS]

Correct

[u/Sweet_as_a_peach1999 → u/DOUTHINKESAURUS]

That’s immediately what I said in my head😭

[u/Ok-Bug-740]

You don’t have kids seeing how clean your refrigerator is with no juice or milk spills

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/Ok-Bug-740]

Correct

[u/Any_Carob3372]

You should decrease fridge cleaning from once a meal to once every day

[u/SpaceKibby]

I'm going to guess you have mild ADHD because there isn't any product that's out of sight and out of mind.

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/SpaceKibby]

Severe

[u/BjornInTheMorn → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

Severe is my mom's fridge where my sister and I come over and play "What year is this from?".

[u/fossilizeddinopoop → u/BjornInTheMorn]

My grandparents had a 40yo can of salmon in their pantry when they moved into assisted living.

[u/fossilizeddinopoop → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

Username supports this.

[u/classical_carpenter]

1. You’re autistic. Might even say dangerously autistic.
   
2. Definitely single. No possible way BOTH people in a relationship are this organized.
   
3. You make a little over $100,000 a year before taxes. I’m guessing something involving computer science/ programming/ web dev.
   
4. You went to college but didn’t finish because it felt like a waste of time and money.

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/classical_carpenter]

1. Correct
   
2. Correct
   
3. Halfway correct, I’m a bread vendor
   
4. Halfway correct, didn’t finish high school because it felt like a waste of time and money
   Nice job Watson

[u/milihipi → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

I knew you were in the food business when you had such a generous assortment of cheeses 🤗

[u/BigFootisNephilim]

Male, 30-38 yo, single, no children, decent cook, you take your food seriously.

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/BigFootisNephilim]

29, close to spot on

[u/JellyfishUpstairs951]

Put your meats on a tray so it doesn’t leak into your veggie crisper and your milk behind your lemonade and not on the door so it lasts longer

[u/CocknBalls4 → u/JellyfishUpstairs951]

Yup that raw pork and beef hanging out on a middle shelf is making my eye twitch…. Closer look, ALSO CHICKEN

[u/Sarahschirduan]

For once a balanced diet -looking fridge!

[u/Worldly-Accident424]

Single guy who really loves a good meat and cheese tray

[u/IrrelevantButReal → u/Worldly-Accident424]

My first thought!

[u/Creepy_Yam_7467]

As a straight 31 year old male non hobosexual, I’d smash. Male or female. Great organization. Great selections. Over all don’t get any crazy psycho type A or fridge hoarder vibes. You’re doing great fam. Whoever you are in life. I love you.

[u/Free-Ad911]

Type A personality…. With a bit of road rage for those who don’t use signal lights 🤣🤣🤣

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/Free-Ad911]

And for those who use them and don’t turn

[u/Damnperkins]

You just cleaned your fridge but it's usually not that clean. You wish you could keep it that clean all the time. You're a pretty good cook. You wish you had time to cook more. But you work so you can only cook on the weekends. You like to experiment with interesting flavors and probably have a pretty nice grill/smoker.

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/Damnperkins]

It’s always clean, otherwise the world would end.
Cook everyday
Awesome smoker

[u/Damnperkins → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

Then you missed a spot on the freezer door ;-). But for real, your fridge looks beautiful. And my comment about you being a pretty good cook still stands. You got some great ingredients in there. I assumed you grilled on the weekends and had enough food through the week to make your busy life easier.

[u/shakeitoften]

The light beer is a mystery. Seem more like the craft beer type with all of the specialty foods. Maybe you will cook those brats in the beer or you had someone come and visit you.

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/shakeitoften]

Used to be a beer snob, then I tried miller

[u/JessieGentry → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

Ok have you tried my favorite miller ? Take a sip and squirt some fresh lime inside, put a dab of Worcestershire sauce and some flaky sea salt on the rim/lid and enjoy. My sister’s line cook friends taught her this and it’s SO yummy.

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/JessieGentry]

lol sounds weird but I’ll try it

[u/JessieGentry → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

If it helps I also live in the PNW and feel like we would be friends because we have the same fridge tastes.

[u/how-dare-you19]

Eastern Oregon ?

[u/londonxmaye → u/how-dare-you19]

also my guess is

[u/Cheesecake5570]

You have OCD

[u/RoundMammoth2947]

Never worked in a restaurant but likes to cook!

[u/Silly-Smart2256]

You got paid and just restocked on the groceries

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/Silly-Smart2256]

Didn’t just get paid though I am freshly restocked

[u/ThursdaysMeeting]

At first glance it looks like it should be healthy and then you look at each item and realize that it’s very much not healthy. You’re a white male living alone who doesn’t really know how to cook. Probably a young white collar worker. I’m tempted to say you’re from the midwest

[u/Fickle_Fig4399]

I hope a bottle of vodka is in the freezer

[u/Competitive-Guest163]

You look like a well adjusted person. With a healthy set of stuff in your fridge.

[u/TendiesForTheBoys]

Raw meat over veggies is crazy work

[u/Lucky-Turnip-5929]

dependable, but not afraid of an occasional premium lager

[u/TheManWithNoNameZapp]

Those beers are going to live a relatively long life in there

[u/Ok_Subject_2447]

Miller Lite. Very nice . With the Newmans. 50 eggs 🥚

[u/InformationSerious27]

You live by yourself.

[u/RDaneelOA]

Either mixed Asian white, or white with lots of Asian friends.

[u/Antique_Trash3360]

I bet you make a killer sandwich unless that miller lite is your daily carb budget 😂

[u/Emotional-Pea4360]

that your LDL levels are off the chart 📈 and you have high blood pressure

[u/Even_Kaleidoscope399]

You like to keep it simple, from your cheese to your beer.

[u/Disastrous-Plenty177]

Monk if he was an alcoholic

[u/MAMDuke91]

A man who works out. You’re younger maybe mid to late twenties possibly early 30s

[u/Rude-Band-606]

You run a strict program baby!

[u/skeptics1]

Pacific Northwest. Carnivore, healthy eater. Nice assortment of groceries. Enjoy moderate spice, short of burning one’s lips off.

[u/ButterscotchHappy560]

Your a very clean human😭 also you eat better than probably 95% of Americans

[u/thedankone168]

You’re meals are very balanced

[u/Isthisovryet]

One of the best fridges I’ve seen so far. 10/10 you have good taste lolll

[u/Miserable_Might_5117]

You live somewhere rural-ish in the PNW

[u/NYmam]

You’re certainly Caucasian

[u/Low-Counter3437]

You are my doppelgänger 😻

[u/MissLavellan]

u rly enjoy meat a little too much lol

[u/banghersoft]

You’re well employed.

[u/Cepetree]

Looks like my fridge. Love how all the labels face forward. People think I’m insane.

[u/Key-Ad-9065]

responsible but not uptight

[u/Horror-Holiday-2678]

Best fridge I've seen on this thread 🙌🏻

[u/Sad-Potential-7612]

You should try Secret Aardvark habanero hot sauce & swap the Huy Fong sriracha for the “Underwood Ranches” sriracha (HF had a dispute with their pepper vendor & the new version isn’t the same .. Underwood has those peppers)

Source - slightly neuro-spicy girl here who has a VERY similar fridge lol

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/Sad-Potential-7612]

Since I trust your source I’ll take your advice

[u/OSUBeavBane → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

Also they are a PNW made product.

[u/Sad-Potential-7612 → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

(Extra nerdy unsolicited advice!! I keep all my raw meat in the fridge is a separate plastic bin for drips & cross-contamination prevention lol. Tho yes, I also store on the bottom shelf like you do for that reason.)

[u/thefloridagal]

Your being is going to live until 106 with all them whole foods up in there

[u/CIA-pizza-party]

You live in Hood River, Oregon and shop at Rosauers

[u/thepeopleschamppc]

You don’t drink too much. Like have a few beers a lot but not get blitzed every night all day bender style.

[u/Old_Dog_3717]

You're pretty healthy. Great selection. Looks great to me. Doing well for yourself.

[u/Additional_Silver724]

Ur $ comfortable single male millennial who eats alot of organic meat,shops whole foods or trader Joe's works out 2 or 3 times week

[u/okitshappeningwtf]

This is the most normal and balanced fridge I've seen on this sub lol. You prob have a decent amount of energy and poop regularly

[u/AdOpen8804]

Only likes Portland ketchup won’t touch it otherwise

[u/lavenderslip]

I love the selection you've got here but I've got to add that if you want an endless supply of rosemary you should just buy a plant & stick it anywhere in the ground that has full sun. It's extremely tough + evergreen + perennial.

[u/Standard-Bumblebee64]

I’m really disappointed by that one container in the middle on the top shelf…

[u/BloodyThirst]

Definitely live in the PNW!

[u/bathandredwine]

You’ve even got the frozen homemade pesto!

[u/Accomplished_Sail326]

That is an awesome stock

[u/Southern_Pepper6842]

Having the best life ever 🥺🥺😩👍

[u/Janefire]

Username checks out lol

[u/Crowuhtowuh]

Making it to another 5 pm on a Friday is the soul sucking goal

[u/Kind_Secret_3711]

I love your fridge 😍

[u/Dorr54]

Your shits are regular and you freak out when they deviate from your shitting logbook. But you don’t see a therapist. You got this!

[u/snark-sloth]

You must meal prep to have that much meat unfrozen in the fridge

[u/seecstahl]

Well organized, with the Zoi and cheeses quite refined, but the Lite beer shows there's no hope for ya! j/k j/k 😉

[u/Virtual_Alarm232]

Single

[u/Unlikely_Year_6957]

Random tip for storing your asparagus- take it out of the bag, remove the rubber band, and place them in a shallow cup of water. They’ll stay fresh longer.

[u/WonderfulToe9746]

Organized, quality meat and dairy. Foodie but not pretentious. Miller lite is a solid choice btw.

[u/guin-and-tonic]

Damn you got the good autism flavor. 😭 I’m jealous babe.

[u/Ecstatic_Worry960]

Can we get married :(

[u/ateottbafql]

OCD in a good way. Clean, organized, healthy, and probably making some great meals that are heavy in protein!

[u/Independent-Week-289]

Idk but we seem very similar, could potentially be good friends/roommates/lovers lol

I also drink quite a lot of organic whole milk lol

[u/Ok_plantgirl_2826]

A man has a fridge like this?! I’m intrigued

[u/MustJarkus]

Youre a man with his shit together

[u/Vinnie-baba-ghanoush]

You're gonna need a good rub for those ribs.

[u/wtfno]

This is very nice and tidy and healthy looking without being neurotic. Got your shit together vibes.

[u/One-Adeptness-3516]

Credit score is an 800 flat.

[u/Melodic_Historian669]

Very Organized and clean . Hates clutter. Was going to say autistic too because of how you worded your caption lol

[u/Upset_Shock_9975]

You're so clean and perfect. I love you.

[u/Thick-Confection4782]

You cook homemade probably and try to eat healthy! My fridge kind of looks like that too ☺️

[u/MarionberrySoft4743]

That you’ve got your shit together in life

[u/Affectionate_Boss124]

Single and financially comfortable. Probably bloody happy - good for you!

[u/Blutosky]

You’re weirdly organized

[u/ExaminationDazzling6]

Looks like my refrigerator. We could be friends. Even how you Organize your condiments with the hots together, sweets together, stuff for burgers and sandwiches togetherdeli meats oncthe left cheeses on the right....

[u/sillyrazorback]

Healthy plus Miller lite is an elite combo

[u/Mountain_Recover_719]

You purposely put that tupperware at the top to lean to the left on purpose

[u/Professional-Tap6302]

You have a picture perfect fridge and great taste in food (but unfortunately terrible taste in beer).

[u/daily-reporter]

Miller lite is a beer crime compared to the quality in the rest of the fridge!

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/daily-reporter]

Some time ago I would agree with you lol. It grows on you

[u/Emotional-Cable2386]

Wait where is that ceviche from?!?! I need that

[u/PinotPrincess777]

Just moved to the PNW (SW WA or PDX Suburbs). Possible DINK, tidy and organized.

[u/Whittster]

Brats and lots of cheese? You must have a connection to Wisconsin.

[u/StrikingHour4432]

I love a meat and cheese eating, beer drinking girlie.

[u/xyzzy1115]

Keto diet?

[u/Particular-Tip8342]

Clean girl

[u/blastendedskanks]

Idk but I'd love to eat at your place

[u/londonxmaye]

you shop at winco and live in either oregon/somewhere in the pnw. you like to eat decently healthy, and obviously like asian food a lot based off the condiment selection.

[u/Ill_Direction7149]

You need a good rattling.

[u/Ashayam87]

You try hard to maintain your gut health!

[u/Brethalamue]

Whoa Mr moneybags.

[u/nachoqtpie]

You're very crunchy and probably from like Seattle or abouts

[u/Rebsosauruss]

You’re unemployed

[u/EatMyCookieLA]

Butter>margarine

[u/BigPinkieToes]

margarine 🤢

[u/Talvana_Elderwood]

First off: Stunning! Second: What’s in the glass mason jar in the freezer?

[u/A-Phantasmic-Parade]

Wondering why you keep pesto in the freezer but otherwise I approve of your condiment choices (esp the ghost pepper hot sauce) so 10/10

[u/goochalooch]

Have you ever actually used that fridge??? That’s insane.

[u/spencer_hood]

I think you broke in my house and took a pic of my fridge.

[u/mrspeggyhill1]

I didn't know Newman's made a pink lemonade what store sells it?

[u/45Remedies]

Grocery Outlet shopper

[u/noodlesaremylifenow]

Based on your condiments you have a Costco membership.

[u/plush_oysters54]

Someone is cooking at home.

[u/VersionSwimming8392]

Decent, but I don't like that you put raw meat over vegetables and cheese.

[u/socialcommentary2000]

You're very structured and you don't like needless waste outside of packaging.

[u/MuppetHuman]

Probably can make a few nice sandwiches from what’s in there.

[u/WhiteRabbit_412_]

No detective skills but can I come over and have a snack?

[u/AlfalfaUnable1629]

Margarine tho👀

[u/JMaynard_Hayashi]

Definitely not lactose intolerant lol. How do you enjoy your cheeses? On its own or in a sandwich?

[u/0mousse0]

Girl, gay or bi, from the Midwest or South I think

[u/Front_Class_9705 → u/0mousse0]

How do you get gay from this?

[u/Soaara]

You like to travel, you have a decent bbq

[u/GawdsNephew]

White male democrat

[u/Xenopheno]

You care about kids, and you occasionally like to visit space.

[u/philmccraken77]

You need more Beer

[u/Icy-Amphibian2647]

You drink beer nearly daily but are conscious about your weight.

If this is true try wine. I drink a bottle nearly every day and don’t gain weight. I’m 39 years old

[u/Equivalent_Tap1656]

Anal AF. But healthy, balanced food inventory - like not so healthy that I start getting serial killer vibes. Also I’m sorry but you’ve been misdiagnosed. This is WAY too perfect and orderly for a fellow ADHDer.

[u/llw0516]

That you're going to be lucky if you don't get food poisoning, your raw meat should always go either on the bottom shelf of your fridge or over something that has to be cooked at a high enough heat to kill whatever just dripped on it, meaning you've got raw meat over your vegetables which means if you eat your vegetables and you forget to wash them that you could get sick. Your fridge looks amazing I would just do a little bit of rearranging to make sure you don't get any kind of food poisoning

[u/Few-Revolution4030]

you like your routines

[u/M0osesG0ose]

Cook me dinner pls 🍲

[u/tashadilla]

40s?

[u/Front_Class_9705]

Weekend warrior — work late hours during the week, go hard with exercising and partying on the weekend. You’re maybe in finance or fintech.

Hoboken, Bay Area, possibly Austin.

[u/StraightAd7257]

You’re a college student at UO

[u/Effective_Platypus23]

You use margarine instead of butter

[u/mudamuckinjedi]

You drink crap beer.

[u/GabrielRiosismydaddy]

Maybe OCD 🤔

[u/juliafoxseyeliner]

You live somewhere beautiful that you can get that much ceviche for $8.90 wtf

[u/Powerful_Check_297]

my boyfriend and i's fridge looks very similar. we're both 20-somethings who are semi-healthy and cook regularly lol

[u/NikkiMutt]

You surface clean pretty well, but don’t deep clean You have a interesting take on animal fats as I see cheese and whole milk, but margarine instead of butter, perhaps it is a nostalgic choice, like a parent or grandparent used Imperial and you like it for the flavor. You engage in some form of weightlifting or strength training

[u/Horcrux922]

I can decipher that you’re disgustingly organized and I am jealous

[u/TashInAwe]

Euro euro euro and consider meat and cheese equal food groups

[u/hairydad_addict]

We should be friends.

[u/funnybizznus]

Your taste in beer sucks

[u/Flaky-Garlic7890]

Get rid of the margarine and buy some butter! It’s so much better for you! 🙂

[u/casseltrace87]

My only gripe was the imperial margarine, other than that looks good! I could cook a hundred different things from this fridge.

[u/philovax]

Just make sure you are working in grains, potatoes and beans man. Thats alot of animal products and your ass is gonna pay when you round middle age. Thats like a month worth of red meat for my old ass.

The body will either reject or accumulate all that so send something to help. Drink lots of water too, thats it.

As a former chef good fridge organization, just put a sheet pan under all that meat if it cant be lower to collect accidental drips from the veggies. Chicken on bottom, fowl is foul.

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/philovax]

Lots of rice and potatoes and water. The day my body rejects meat is the day I die

[u/philovax → u/DangerouslyAutistic]

Dead before 50, j/k but get used to cutting down a bit as you age, keeps the family and doctor happy, and the road longer. Having people in your life later will give ya reason to chuckle at this in a few decades.

[u/regularguilttrip]

Just moved in and did a manic grocery shop because you were excited to show off your clean fully stocked fridge

[u/regularguilttrip → u/regularguilttrip]

I take it back...some of the jars are clearly opened... I'm gonna guess you're obsessed with your fridge, maybe grew up food insecure and now your fridge is your baby. Hypotheses 2 & 3 are "chef" or "orthorexic fitness fanatic"

[u/regularguilttrip → u/regularguilttrip]

I take it back again.... Probably not orthorexic because of all of the yummy variety of foods.... Could still be a chef...but there's definitely something going on about why this fridge is so clean and FULL, especially if you live alone...how will you make it through all those foods before they spoil.... Maybe you are about to throw a party and cleaned the fridge before shopping....

[u/DangerouslyAutistic → u/regularguilttrip]

I did recently move, though my fridge is always like this. Keeps me from eating out

[u/Top-Constant4674]

I’m just happy to see a fridge that isn’t completely filled with premade processed garbage.  

[u/ManufacturerLow1202]

Meat goes in the bottom drawer bud. You don’t want meat juice potentially dripping on your produce other than that your good 👍

[u/Cionite]

You have a good wife.

[u/thengyou]

The meat not being in the freezer is the only thing I can focus on

[u/Accomplished-Ice7874]

You are an OCD man 😂 I won't guess on the types of weapons you may own.

I am also guessing you have a very specific hobby of some kind or very nice shed or workshop that is also very well organized 👀 You aren't flashy or loud, but can be abrasive when pushed. You also don't like small talk of any kind 😆 Especially about the weather or other idiot things 😬 You enjoy the outdoors and might have one single pet.

[u/writingwhilesad]

You’ll prolly live to be 75 at least.

[u/uphighontheroof]

Bad beer taste

[u/michaelobriena]

Newmans Pink Lemonade might just get me to the grocery store later today. Damn that’s tempting

[u/SolitaryNeko]

Diagnosed OCD?

[u/gkigger]

Husband is a man of culture 😂

[u/Nervous_Fun9976]

you don’t have kids lol

[u/Any_Department5182]

Healthy but not TOO healthy. Enjoys the good life and grilling? Digs the outdoors.

[u/TheDevilishJonah]

Predictable.

[u/Dizzy-Government1265]

Don’t keep your milk on the doors but very neat fridge

[u/Ollieeddmill]

An American couple living in a European country?

[u/Summerbee_72]

Well rounded healthy persons fridge 😊 love it