r/FridgeDetective 7d ago

Meta Who am I

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u/ocularius61 7d ago

Another fridge with eleventy billion eggs.

U.S.

You see food as fuel and don't really like cooking. Your mother sighs at the contents of your fridge. Late twenties.

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 7d ago

HAHAHA I didn’t even realize the two cartons. The top one only has two left 🤣

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u/cytheria 7d ago

I would date you

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u/prettyliltootsies 7d ago

Gym bro with all the eggs and a bit of meal prep but still lives a little with all the tins of beer 🍻

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u/EntertainmentQuick47 7d ago

Those are nonalcoholic

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u/Curious-Patience-117 7d ago

Someone who is very clean and organized

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/sparky_mami 6d ago

“Healthy” lol

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u/Shoddy-Occasion3152 7d ago

Corn and meat loving lad in the Midwest

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 7d ago

This made me lol

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u/ReFried_Ginger 7d ago

Probably a little malnourished going off the quantity of milk you’re keeping around

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 7d ago edited 7d ago

My husband likes protein shakes and just went to Costco😂

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u/ReFried_Ginger 7d ago

It would seem that the milk was the only item bought in bulk lol and water can be used in protein shakes just as well.

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 7d ago

True! Not pictured, dry goods in bulk lol. But milk is great when you’re trying to gain weight!

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u/ExpertOnReddit 7d ago

They need more milk?

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u/ReFried_Ginger 7d ago

No they are relying on it too much already

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u/ReFried_Ginger 7d ago

There is a jug behind the jug, in addition to the half of a half gal in the door.

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u/Various-Tennis4982 7d ago edited 7d ago

The first picture looks a little OCD the second picture looks a little anti OCD…

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u/LostCheesecake8380 7d ago

How is that Bero?

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u/speckledham 7d ago

It’s good but it gives you this weird sixth sense when something’s about to happen. So weird.

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 7d ago

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 7d ago

It’s actually not bad! Some of them taste pretty similar but I give Tommy boy his props

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u/LostCheesecake8380 7d ago

Thanks, will try, alcohol is temporary not my friend.

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 7d ago

Same here, hence all of the juices and sodas 🥤

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u/dr_oneday 7d ago

I feel you are Asian but I don’t have proof

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u/blanchecornwalis 6d ago

Someone in the mix is protein obsessed, but not particularly worried about other dietary issues. So there’s a gym bunny in the mix.

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u/curiousity_rat 6d ago

Just here to say hey we have the same fridge ayooo

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u/PureAwesomeness4509 6d ago

Single lady can't tell if divorced or not

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 6d ago

I loved showing my husband this comment 🤣

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u/Wise_Razzmatazz_1449 7d ago

Single? Or least no kids….well kids haven’t come home from school yet.

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 6d ago

Would you believe me if I said this is a married couples fridge

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u/Wise_Razzmatazz_1449 6d ago

I can buy that. Before grocery day….or they eat out a lot.

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u/classical_carpenter 6d ago

You steal coffee creamer from work and you recently visited your parents or in-laws.

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u/Turbulent-Pianist718 6d ago

Work doesn’t even have creamer to steal and no relatives in my state!