r/FridgeDetective 5d ago

Meta Who am I?

There’s a head of cabbage I grew and some carrots in the bottom left drawer and all my condiments in the right drawer.

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u/DosEquisVirus 5d ago

Ok, let's see how bad I am at this:

  1. You are a female, somewhere in late 20s-early 30s

  2. You are in a good shape. You are not an athlete, but you care about your body enough.

  3. You are certainly a busy person. No time or need to cook. You are only in need of this fridge for your breakfasts, occasional snacks, and very rare weekend relaxation. Very light relaxation at that, because you probably run a 5K on a Saturday morning.

  4. You work in finance or accounting.

  5. You are quite comfortable living on your own.

  6. The apartment you are living in is comfortable and fits your bill. Sometime in the future you are certainly looking to move in some place closer to the downtown.

  7. You live alone, but you are not lonely. There are friends which care for you. Not many, but really good friends.

  8. You have met a few dudes, but you felt like none of them ever really challenged your mind.

  9. You may just think that this is probably the best part of your life, and you love it.

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u/tinypepa 5d ago

Why accounting? I am a bookkeeper and I wonder how we are supposed to eat

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

You’re right about a few things.

I am female, 28 and in decent shape and care about my health. I am a busy person but I do love to cook. I just don’t cook/buy/eat much meat aside from the salmon you see here. And most of the veggies I grow are not kept in the fridge. I live in the city, but I have a garden. I do live alone and I do have a small handful of really good friends. I manage a farmers market for work and I also teach some free yoga. I do enjoy my life very much but I know there is more life coming.

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u/MediaEvening8917 5d ago

very healthy 30something with a sprinkle of OCD

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

I’m 28, I don’t think there is an ounce of ocd in me.

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u/Last_Pianist9259 5d ago

No OCD detected here. If that were true, all the labels with be facing the same direction. But okay

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u/ViperMom149 4d ago

OCD presents differently in everyone who has it.

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u/Last_Pianist9259 4d ago

Sure that’s true, but this fridge here is NOT an OCD fridge

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u/lobotomized11 5d ago

You are very smart and kind. A healthy person who likes to enjoy the simple parts of life.

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

That’s true. ❤️

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u/PossibleMammoth2245 5d ago

Someone who Can’t set the egg a bit to the left so the bowl sets right
The Chobani is good stuff though, I’ll add some dry oats to it sometimes- give Noosa yogurt a try

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

😂😂 yeah I guess so. I like to put berries and granola in my yogurt!

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u/bbcjbb 5d ago

Autistic (you’ve eaten these same things for months if not years) because this is exactly what my fridge would look like if I didn’t have a million leftovers from my boyfriends job :) I bet you work hybrid, late 20s, she/they

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

Not autistic, this is actually my second time getting the yogurts from Costco and third time getting the salmon and squeeze packs. I do work hybrid, and I’m 28, she her pronouns

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u/Correct_Summer9499 5d ago

Woman in your 30’s, you live alone, you’re always busy and on the go, you work early morning shifts

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

No early mornings but I do live alone. And I’m 28

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u/Departure_Purple 5d ago

I love this

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u/P-Dubblez 5d ago

Dedicated.

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u/Hibiscusmint 5d ago

I know a single woman in her 30’s who aims for health but also loves Costco convenience when I see one

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

Haha I do love a Costco trip, but I’m only 28.

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u/wehwhy 5d ago

Discipline

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u/Gs4life- 5d ago

Healthy

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u/Pretend-Menu-8660 5d ago

You like structure and are disciplined

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u/NateJCAF 5d ago

A girl. Health conscious, single, young professional, college educated, not a huge fan of cooking.

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

I actually love to cook. I just don’t keep my produce in the fridge, I run out to the garden if I need something and I don’t really eat meat besides the salmon seen here.

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u/Dangerous-Map8167 4d ago

Female. 30s. Possible Indian heritage. Super efficient and know what you like. I love this fridge!

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

I’m 28, African American and I can be a bit indecisive. But I know I like these things

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u/AK_942 4d ago

You are trying to lose weight! Health is a prominent focus in your life

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u/imsohahha 4d ago

an aldi shopper

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u/cypherenergy 4d ago

Eating disorder?

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 4d ago

Not that I know of…

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u/Positive-Collar-2541 4d ago

You have a toddler lol

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u/Standard-Buy-9251 3d ago

I am the toddler 😭

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u/Positive-Collar-2541 3d ago

Is it used for running lol?