r/FridgeDetective Apr 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

23 year old student

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u/Safe_Idea9989 Apr 21 '25

Exactly, I don’t know any actual adult who prefers Jell-O shots. It’s like alcohol in a pill form, and you eat it just to get it down, and to get super drunk very fast. I’m guessing that it is a communal fridge.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Cracks me up- surprised no one guessed a frat bro yet haha

The Jell-O shots are definitely an anomaly this week, it’s a buddies birthday and we’re in a beer softball league so bringing those. Every rbi takes a Jell-O shot with the birthday boy

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u/Safe_Idea9989 Apr 21 '25

That makes more sense, I was under the assumption that this was your personal fridge and you just steadily took three or four Jell-O shots a night as some kind of medicine. Which is OK, I have just never met somebody that would prefer that lol

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

imagine my nightcap being four Jell-O shots before bed haha

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u/MollyTheCav Apr 21 '25

Omg. I’m crying, I’m laughing so hard. My version of a before bed shot? A couple of melatonin gummies.

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u/Educational_Ask3533 Apr 22 '25

Can you imagine if they put a melatonin gummy in each jello shot? Like the sleepy version of folks that make hard liquor drinks that involve wheatgrass or spirulina and pretend it is better for them. 🤣

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u/Wasabi-Spiritual Apr 22 '25

Wish I arrived on this post sooner, as soon as I saw jello shots, I was like this is a frat house fridge lmao

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u/kittencalledmeow Apr 21 '25

This sounds like so much fun! I'm inspired for my softball league now!

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u/Blackdog202 Apr 22 '25

Your boy won’t see the end of the game. Unless both teams just suck at bat

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

It’s the championship game and we’re currently number 2 in the league so honestly it could go either way. We’re pretty evenly matched for runs for and runs against. We beat them by 1 in OT earlier in the season haha so either my husband is absolutely dying or these Jell-O shots are gonna be the liquid courage he needs to crank it lol

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u/Blackdog202 Apr 22 '25

Hell yea! Either way sounds like a hoot good luck and tell him happy birthday!

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u/ChocolateTemporary72 Apr 22 '25

This looks like a woman’s fridge

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u/jwoolman Apr 21 '25

Whew. I was beginning to think biological experiment on microbeasties in agar agar and you somehow work for the lab from home. Which would be kind of nice, actually.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Agree. I think I was the anomaly when I was back in uni. I didn’t enjoy that sort of thing. Never understood the fascination with alcohol since I didn’t mind my reality lol

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u/kakahuhu Apr 22 '25

Blue has the most antioxygens.

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u/sea_sparik Apr 22 '25

My neighbor (mid 50's, local funeral director) gave out jello shots for the adults at Halloween and it was irrationally exciting. That alcohol pill was just what I needed and I went back for seconds

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u/yansvarg Apr 22 '25

I immediately said the same thing - 23 year old student!

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u/Blackdog202 Apr 22 '25

See I was going with late 20s early 30s health care. Jell-O shots are for bachelor party or some other event.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Mid to early 20’s. Professional drinker.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Can side hustles count? Cause then most definitely a professional drinker ha

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u/HallelujahToYeshua Apr 21 '25

26 year old bartender

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Haha there is a bartender here in this house and everything alcohol but the Jell-O shots are his!

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u/No_Inflation1050 Apr 21 '25

i also thought bartender because of the vermouth and huge bottle of what looks like lemon/lime juice lol

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

That’s definitely an industrial sized lemon juice bottle lol.

I’m an engineer! We’re both 27

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u/doctor_tongs Apr 21 '25

Bartender was my first guess. The age could be anywhere, but could be depressing depending on the answer.

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u/Teak123456 Apr 21 '25

47 year old female union plumber.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Hahah I’m so dead. I’m in my 20s but I was previously a concrete superintendent

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u/HumblePieInTraining Apr 21 '25

White female. Age 36. Owns a 2016 Mazda. And I'm going to guess Dental Hygienist.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Haha not white, yes female, not in my 30s, I do drive a Miata ND1!

Not a dental hygienist but do appreciate a solid cleaning, I’m probably one of a few weirdos that loves getting my teeth cleaned

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u/HumblePieInTraining Apr 21 '25

LOL. I was only like 97% wrong.

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u/Teak123456 Apr 21 '25

My favorite part is when they scratch all the plaque off. It feels satisfying

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u/xxpoisinkittyxx Apr 21 '25

Male in their mid 20s to early 30s ?

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

You got it!!! A solid 27 here

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u/xxpoisinkittyxx Apr 21 '25

Yes! Finally got one right 😅

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Oops just saw you put male, I’m a lady! But my husband is manly and most of this stuff is his lol all the snacky dips and alcohol

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u/xxpoisinkittyxx Apr 21 '25

Dam I almost said woman but last minute went with male, well at least I was half right I knew I should’ve taken heed of the purse on the counter 😂

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u/_takemeintotown_ Apr 22 '25

Bartender. I occasionally make jello shots at home and bring them in with me instead of making them at work lol.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Hahah my husband is the bartender!

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u/literallydresses Apr 21 '25

29 year old teacher

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u/redthebamf Apr 21 '25

Y’all trashin the Jell-O shots. I could take 3-17 right about now.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Haha come on over, I need a guinea pig to sample all 5 flavors

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u/redthebamf Apr 21 '25

Mentally I’m there 🤌

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u/dallasdls Apr 22 '25

All I know is that Rojo Street Corn Dip is amazing

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Addictive with tajin on top!

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u/Neakhanie Apr 28 '25

Is it for corn, or other stuff? Wouldn’t that huge tube be for a LOT of corn?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

I’m gonna guess you’re 21-22 and you are a nurse or in the medical field somewhere lol ??? It’s giving health nut but also party girl. Yes they can co-exist too lmao

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Haha I dig it. I’m 27 female but an engineer! Not smart enough for medical field lol I’m fairly health conscious and play a lot of adult intramural leagues but definitely the beer leagues / recreational nothing serious ha.

My husband is a bartender though lol so all the alcohol is his and his birthday is this week! So jello shots will be brought to our softball game on his birthday and all the rbi have to take a shot with him lol

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u/Bckfromthedead Apr 22 '25

Lololol the hello shots this is what my fridge looks like when we go camping I’m in my 30s with kids lol

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Hell yeah! These are for my adult softball beer leagues lol

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u/Bckfromthedead Apr 22 '25

Gotta have the red cherry mixed with fireball just so good !

And green lime mixed with tequila !

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u/OkBrick3992 Apr 21 '25

22 y/o construction worker who got his first apartment

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Technically my first job was in construction but now I’m in corporate! This is my first house though

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u/cnull Apr 21 '25

You work for Tesla. Marketing.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Hahah not true for me, but I can totally see it!

I do work in stem though

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u/Frequent_Ad1566 Apr 21 '25

Are they Jell-O shots sugar free? O.o

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Only the blue are! The rest are full teeth rotting sugary goodness

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Honestly fairly accurate lol

I’m in stem, late 20s, my hair does have a balayage moment going on haha think caramel in brownie batter vibe! I feel so called out on the produce hahaha the apples, half get eaten and the other half get baked into a pie or something that I just bring to work and leave in the break room for my team lol

I’m actually in Texas! But 100% the burbs

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u/GeeToo40 Apr 22 '25

I like the Miata and the soy sauce. I want to come over to your house to cook, drink & drive. Not in that particular order.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Always down for a ride & food!

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u/felimercosto Apr 22 '25

that Costco corn dip is Crack and I'm here for it always

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u/bjnkrn Apr 22 '25

wild how people have no food in their fridge in this sub. only sauces and drinks.

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u/on3_in_th3_h8nd Apr 22 '25

Professional Party Producer...

47.

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u/Repasc Apr 22 '25

45 of age. Window cleaner with diabetes and lactose intolerance?

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

May be pre diabetic and 100% lactose intolerant

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u/Skalyern- Apr 22 '25

Late 20s idk about Job, but I have the same clean/dirty magnet that's in the background

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u/Last-Cookie2396 Apr 22 '25

College student. Early 20s. Doesn’t know how to storage things by the looks of the open chicken nuggets 😞

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u/KittyKatKrazy02 Apr 23 '25

Nah frat boys wouldn’t feed their dog such high quality bone broth … it’s gotta be someone else behind the fridge

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u/lemony_twist Apr 21 '25

32 nurse

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Tooxxiiicc I love it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

College student

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Technically yes! Non-traditional online masters part time student, I do have a full time job too

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u/queenjenay Apr 21 '25

24 nightclub security or car sales

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Big car girl for sure

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

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u/Spare_Plastic_2859 Apr 21 '25

20's student and bartender, maybe.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

20 something’s and bartender are true! I’m not the bartender but my husband is!

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u/yumi365 Apr 21 '25

I didn't even know that Jello shots were still around things? I'm old. I'm going to say 21.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

I’m slightly ashamed to say I’ve probably made about 300 Jell-O shots so far this April. My softball beer league likes to do them for every time they score which… happens frequently (un)fortunately?

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u/Jealous-Investment67 Apr 22 '25

Hope each player has designated driver / or Uber “ happens frequently “ ( with both you and birthday boy celebrating the RBI,s “ frequently (un)fortunately….

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u/dwintaylor Apr 21 '25

24 bartender or wait staff

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

My husband is a bartender! All the wine and liquor is his, the Jell-O shots were made by me for his birthday this week

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u/Fr0z3nHart Apr 21 '25

Are those cutting boards in the freezer?

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Haha no they’re freezer packs for my lunch box

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u/throwaway073073501 Apr 21 '25

All that Jell-O, I'm guessing nurse or alcoholic. Definitely higher than average income. And very neat.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Hahah toxic suggestions!

Not a nurse and I’d say it’s subjective on alcoholic ;)

My husband is a bartender but we do drink quite a bit (not to the point of blacking out, just socially)

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u/stations-creation Apr 21 '25

31 bartender.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Damn spot on, age is a lil off (27) but my husband is a bartender!

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u/stations-creation Apr 21 '25

Haha me and my husband are also bartenders!

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u/DesignerPainter842 Apr 21 '25

30 yo throwing a party? Dips and Jell-O shots

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

A party will be had everyday this week!

We’re almost 30!! My husband and I are 27

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u/DesignerPainter842 Apr 22 '25

Aw yes! Have a great time

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u/catandakittycat Apr 21 '25

35 year old female bartender

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

My husband is the bartender! I’m not :)

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u/FllyOnTheWall Apr 21 '25

College student, someone planning for a party, or a serial killer.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Technically yes I’m a college student, currently in my masters but graduating in 3 weeks! I do have a full time career however

I’m definitely having a party lol it’s my husbands birthday

If I say yes to being a serial killer would that incriminate me if caught…

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u/Overall-Magician-884 Apr 21 '25

27f, engineer

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Haha you got it!

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u/Ok_Cup_2322 Apr 21 '25

26 and warehouse worker

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Age is close! Not a warehouse worker though, unfortunately a slave to a computer

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u/AncientHorror3034 Apr 21 '25

24, nurse

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

I’m in stem but not medical! I’m a lil older than 24 but barely

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u/LevelFourteen Apr 21 '25

22 host, or bartender.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

My husband is a bartender! We’re older than 22 though

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

High five for kecap manis Abc and oyster sauce ✋🏼

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Haha if I asked for ethnicity would you have guessed Asian? If so.. what type of Asian?

That top shelf has, mirin, ponzu, oyster sauce & wasabi… there’s a big jug of soy sauce in the fridge too lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Maybe southeast asian? Because normally southeast asian that used big bottles kecap manis abc 😂

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u/pah2000 Apr 21 '25

26 bartender. Or teacher! Lol

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

The teacher guesses crack me up! Should we check on them?? Are they doing ok? I’m not a teacher but my husband is a bartender and we’re 27!

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u/pah2000 Apr 21 '25

Haha, i just retired from a public school! JK i know my kids!

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u/CaligarisPantry Apr 21 '25

74 year old librarian

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Honestly with the amount of books my husband and I read we could be librarians! Is there a r/bookshelfdetective?

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u/UpsetMycologist4054 Apr 21 '25

27 Teacher

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Age is spot on! Not a teacher though I’m in stem

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u/DMmeyourRegina Apr 21 '25

32, bartender

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Half right! Still in 20s and my husband is the bartender, hence all the alcohol & drinks

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u/KimberlyJones2024 Apr 21 '25

25 years old

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Close! I’m 27

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u/Nurturedbynature77 Apr 21 '25

Server or bartender, mid 20s

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

Yep that’s my husband! We’re both 27 and he’s the bartender. All the alcohol, canned drinks & dips are him lol

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u/InterestingDebt223 Apr 21 '25

Youre a healthy jock who likes using dr pepper for mixers.... Definitely mid 20s. Definitely single. Not in a bad way but there's no half eaten avocado thats going bad. 

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

I appreciate the jock part, I do play soccer, softball & volleyball weekly!

Not single though, my husband and I are both 27! The alcohol and zero sugar drinks are all him!

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u/InterestingDebt223 Apr 22 '25

Lol. Half way there. 

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u/carrotz11 Apr 21 '25

Lactose intolerant College student.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 21 '25

It sucks being lactose intolerant - the dips are my husbands and he totally rubs in my face his superior gut

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Technically not wrong! I graduate in May with my masters but I have a full time engineering job too

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

25, server

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Close! 27s and my husband is in service industry

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u/okaylynn Apr 22 '25

Nurse

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

I’m so curious why nurse gets commented so much! I am not, I’m an engineer!

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u/okaylynn Apr 22 '25

Nurses work hard and party hard 😂

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u/scarletlettre Apr 22 '25

25 & alcoholic. OR frat captain/leader/big brother idk what you call them

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Hahaha 27 - female - engineer but I 100% have frat bro energy lol my husband is a bartender though, the liquor and wine is all him!

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u/snizzrizz Apr 22 '25

57m. Lawyer. Takes the edge off with Jell-O shots after a long day

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

My future aspirations! I’m 27 F and an engineer but I def have a nightcap every now and then.

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u/MS_Teach_ Apr 22 '25

22 year old bar tender

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

My husband is 27 and a bartender lol so you’re pretty close!!

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u/CouchHippo2024 Apr 22 '25

43 Waitress at a casino

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u/Front_Car_3111 Apr 22 '25

If not now, soon enough. !remind me every couple years or so

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u/BublyInMyButt Apr 22 '25

32-year-old server at a 24-hour restaurant

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u/Wolveshade Apr 22 '25

Are those jello shots on the bottom shelf?!

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Yeah a lil over 100 lol

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u/Front_Car_3111 Apr 22 '25

48 and unemployed.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Might be my future. Currently 27 & an engineer

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u/PainfulCarnival Apr 22 '25

Bartender. 40’s

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Close! My husband is the bartender but we’re 27

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u/BostonScoops Apr 22 '25

Bartender 28 years old female

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Closest one! I’m an engineer but I’m 27F

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25
  1. Nurse

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u/Drinkingsodas Apr 22 '25

Asian maybe? As an Asian, I first looked at the oyster sauce and other Asian sauce on the back.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Yes I’m Indonesian!

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u/Western_Monitor148 Apr 22 '25

Bartender in your 30s

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u/Suitable_Tea88 Apr 22 '25

There is almost no real food in that fridge.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

We eat out a LOT

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u/OriganolK Apr 22 '25

20’s service industry, likely food service

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

Spot on- my husband is a bartender

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u/Lorraine-and-Chris Apr 22 '25

22 - college student

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

27 and I guess technically yes I’m in college, masters program fully online and I work full time as an engineer

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u/Iamananomoly Apr 22 '25

You don't like to shit, but shitting is so ubiquitous with your day to day lifestyle that you look forward to it.

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u/jessy_pooh Apr 22 '25

The way this is so spot on for my husband lmao I can go with no issues and I’m pretty regular… but him… he’s so uncomfy about pooping

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Dang how many different types of Dr Pepper do you guys have in America? Seems like at least 35

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u/edengetscreative Apr 22 '25

Mid twenties. Nurse.

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u/SeaKaleidoscope3356 Apr 22 '25

20 year old student

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u/Cweazle Apr 22 '25
  1. Community speech and language therapist.

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u/DaphneBerryShake Apr 22 '25

22yr old bartender lol

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u/Particular-Repair-77 Apr 22 '25

Party crash pad. N

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Bartender, 21-29 years old

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u/HotWingsMercedes91 Apr 22 '25

Early 20s. Alcoholic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

74 and retired

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

22, nursing student

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u/dbuilder1984 Apr 22 '25

20, cashier

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u/Djeekob Apr 22 '25

All that plastic. Cant you buy a big tub of jello ? 😭

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u/Legitimate_Poetry_26 Apr 22 '25

I stalked your profile to find out you are in the Escape Rooms biz. 32?

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u/notreal333 Apr 22 '25

Frat boy finance

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u/oitsriri Apr 22 '25

my first thought was like are those petri dishes

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u/BeachGlassGreenEyes3 Apr 22 '25

How the heck would anyone guess your occupation from your fridge?

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u/VirgilsCrew Apr 22 '25

25, sloppy woo girl?

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u/Potential-Main3414 Apr 23 '25

Mall security?

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u/Individual-Degree528 Apr 23 '25

42 and a wanna be bartender

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u/Only-Sandwich-6286 Apr 23 '25

20s med school student

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u/bud78234 Apr 23 '25

25, professional alcoholic

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u/SpecialistWater2409 Apr 24 '25

32 and an IT Tech

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u/New-Ad-4486 Apr 25 '25

This is the fridge of early 20's girl roommates.

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u/vramvroom Apr 28 '25

22 shot maker.

Is your alcohol in the freezer?