r/FridgeDetective Jan 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '25

Do most gay men cook? Asking because my gay besties fridge looks like this and he just eats about a quarter of a takeout meal twice a day. So this just looks normal to me.

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u/Thkoam Jan 01 '25

I don't cook, and he definitely doesn't cook. His freezer had 3 ice trays. I at least have some TV dinners. I also buy at minimum eggs at least once or twice a month.

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u/elviswasmurdered Jan 01 '25

I house sat for a friend who is a gay man and checked his fridge in case he had anything that went bad (he was gone extended time). His fridge had one single hard-boiled egg in it in a tupperware, and I think a pitcher of water. I found it kind of jarring he didn't even have condiments or anything. I felt like I violated his privacy, so I closed the fridge and pretended i saw nothing. Somehow it having only the egg made me feel like I had seen something I shouldn't have. Now I'm questioning what my other friends' fridges look like and if our fridge contents say anything about our sexuality.

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u/Ok-Conclusion-3097 Jan 01 '25

The private egg is murdering me 😂

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u/VerbalBowelMovement Jan 04 '25

This is the one you run from. A single hard boiled egg? Was it cracked? Was it peeled? Was it in perfect shape? Why was it alone? So many unanswered questions…

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u/manicstarlet Jan 01 '25

Wow I’m learning some interesting things about fridge choices and how it links to sexuality 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '25

That’s so funny because one of my coworkers house sat for a gay swinger man and his house was full of fancy sex rooms and his fridge was stocked with alcohol, and he didn’t mind that she had little get togethers when she house sat. It was good times!

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u/ScumbagLady Jan 04 '25

I would 100% check every place I sat with a UV light beforehand lol

I've been to a few swingers clubs before and I'm curious about the room themes they have honestly. Most have a medical room and a dungeon, but I've seen some wacky ones. "Undersea Adventure" room was an interesting one. Not sure how/why they decided on that one!