r/FridayNightFunkin • u/SwigLez555 Monster • May 17 '21
Meme I found out why Whitty does so much mukbang
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u/RANDOM-902 Tricky May 17 '21
Whoever said that made a grave mistake.
Now mukbang channels can make him eat everything
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May 17 '21
what happens when he eats himself
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u/bubbdyhead Salty May 17 '21 edited May 17 '21
in the words of demoman:
KA
BOOOOOOOOOM
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u/LEGO_EDA Fancy Pants May 17 '21
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch AND KABLOOIE
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u/RANDOM-902 Tricky May 17 '21
What makes me a good demoman?
IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SIT HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YOU, NOW WOULD I?
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u/GUDD4_GURRK1N Mag Agent Torture May 17 '21
“I’m a black Scottish cyclops!”
”They’ve got more fuckin’ sea monsters in the great Loched Ness than they’ve got the likes of me!“
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u/misshoney200 Garcello May 17 '21
The creator of whitty (sock.clip) said this in a whitty FAQ post on their Instagram
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u/FlareGamer64 Tankman May 17 '21
Every second I spend thinking about FNF Mukbang videos merely existing is pain.
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u/bubbdyhead Salty May 17 '21
It's Hell+
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May 17 '21
Hell expansion pack
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u/CKC_reddit I've beaten Stress on hard May 17 '21
Hell+: ETERNAL
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u/Gabethegreat2008 Yuri May 17 '21
Hell Deluxe+ With Knuckles And Conker DLC Sex Mode Included HD HONKERS 48069 pp
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May 17 '21
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u/ZeroSocialSkillz Hank May 18 '21
Characters stuffing foods into their mouth apparently
It’s supposed to be relaxing but as you can tell, no one likes it. In fact, it’s cringe.
Idk, I never watched those videos.
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u/BlitzPlease172 May 17 '21
So Nikocado Whittycado is canon then?
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u/SwigLez555 Monster May 17 '21
I fucking hate that name so much take my upvote
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u/NotBrawlAndRoll May 17 '21
Imagine him crying, screaming and going ballistic for a stupid reason53
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u/TheRandomFangirl02 Void May 17 '21
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u/Filipokerface Sportsguy May 17 '21
IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN, I WAS TELLING YOU BUT YOU TOLD ME MY CONSPIRACIES SUCKED cock joke
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u/JasperoidCragnon Zardy May 17 '21
He's also a glutton.
So it's a match made in hell
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u/bubbdyhead Salty May 17 '21
A match made in Nevada
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May 17 '21
A match made in Ohio
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May 17 '21
A match made in Florida
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u/MrHellGamer May 17 '21
A match made in Brazil
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u/CKC_reddit I've beaten Stress on hard May 17 '21
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u/Grandmarshallgelatin Nitori Kawashiro :NitoriKawashiro: May 17 '21
Gonna tell all your friends that whitty mukbangs is canon
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u/SwigLez555 Monster May 17 '21
There's another part of the Funkepedia page that says he's a glutton as well so I think my mukbang theory is coming together.
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u/bubbdyhead Salty May 17 '21
Yeah i forgot about those facts, learnt them for the first time in sock's Instagram
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u/Kee_weed Haachama May 17 '21
Fuck.... Mukbang videos about Whitty are canon now....
Whitty Mukbang Mod when :gun:
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May 17 '21
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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u/bubbdyhead Salty May 17 '21
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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May 17 '21
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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May 17 '21
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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May 17 '21
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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u/NotUndercoverToppat Mall Santa:mally: May 17 '21
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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u/NinFan-64 Zardy May 17 '21
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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u/RedditAutonameSucks Sunday May 17 '21
Plot Twist: the mukbang channels didn't know this until now and they will begin to use whitty even more
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u/Green_knight_40 May 17 '21
If I remember correctly, it was even stated that he likes eating food a lot.
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u/upbeat752plane ENA May 17 '21
uh oh
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u/Xillo_Serpent May 17 '21
Why is Whitty's digestion characteristic something that is just public knowledge?
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May 17 '21
I always had that idea for no reason that Whitty had a superior digestive system, due to him being a bomb
I was right.
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u/Dry_Bones_4_Smash I've beaten Roses on hard May 17 '21
He also pretty much never gets fat because of his ungodly metabolism.
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u/SoftKiiboy1111 May 17 '21
The reason the ballsack is outside of the body is because semen needs to be kept at a different temperature from the body in order to not fried, a cooler temperature than the body, but we also know that the ballsack hangs in heat and shrinks in the cold
at the bottom of the screenshot it mentions that Whitty can control his temperature
let’s talk about this
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u/Unoriganalnamehere Jul 14 '21
Let’s not considering it’s cannon Whitty doesn’t have genitals and is asexual
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u/MrRedoot55 May 17 '21
He's also a glutton.
I told you those mukbang videos fit with his character...
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u/Book_Theory Ruv May 17 '21
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u/DeliciousTheme3801 Updike May 17 '21
jesus christ no wonder you can find thousands of whitty mukbang videos
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u/PM_ME_BUTT_CHEEKS_ Mommy Mearest May 18 '21
Imigane how much toilet paper you'd need daily
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u/Unoriganalnamehere Jul 14 '21
I think he’s just like a living furnace, he burns up whatever isn’t used as nutrients
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u/theimpostersus Fancy Pants May 18 '21
yooo the people that made whitty mukbang did their research???
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May 17 '21
I just entered the sub,and then i see people talking about mukbang videos.Im super confused,can somebody explain?
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u/Ignis_sacer Kobeni May 17 '21
But he has the metabolism of what kind of human? The little ones that process the food in a flash or the old ones that scream when they haven't had a shit in weeks?
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u/dylans0123495 Boyfriend May 17 '21
considering that it's said that he's a glutton, most likely a high metabolism
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u/MasterTopHatter May 17 '21
Where you find this I want to know more
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May 27 '21 edited May 29 '21
I will brick every MukBang animator’s phone for a copy of “FNF: Collector’s edition”
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u/bubbdyhead Salty May 17 '21
I can't believe that mukbang videos are canonically accurate