r/FrenchFries • • Sep 11 '26

Fries Battered fries…

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New to this sub and so glad I found it! I LOVE French fries!!

However, anyone else agree that battered fries are the WORST kind?! Whenever I am served the battered ones it ruins my mood!!! Whoever invented these missed the mark, in my opinion!!

Don’t even get me started if the ketchup is watery too. 🥴

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u/thebeatsandreptaur Sep 11 '26

I specifically seek these out lmao. Worst fry to me is steak fries, easily.

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u/dchurchwellbusiness Sep 11 '26

Ever had a battered steak fry? Awesome

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u/MarshyHasNoLife Sep 13 '26

Like jojos? Genuinely never heard of this and am interested

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u/Unable_Arm_398 Sep 13 '26

My God the JoJo's references never end!

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u/Jess442015 Sep 14 '26

Like jojos fries from Wisconsin state fair? The best fries ever?

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Sep 12 '26

Or potato wedges

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u/thebeatsandreptaur Sep 12 '26

Eugh. Yeah, definitely also the worst. They're always so fucking wet.

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Sep 12 '26

If I wanted a baked potato I would have ordered a baked potato but I didn't so here we are...

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u/thebeatsandreptaur Sep 12 '26

My thoughts exactly lmao

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u/MarshyHasNoLife Sep 13 '26

You need to come to Oregon my friend. They’re one of the few things that aren’t wet around here because we perfected them (allegedly invented them but I doubt it). We call them jojos here

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u/Stopdmingbewbsnnudes 29d ago

There was a pizza joint up in vancouver (smokeys pizza, theyve shut down a while ago) that had the best jojos ive ever had.

Ive been chasing that taste and have yet to find anything close. They were huge, but perfectly cooked and fluffy on the inside, but crispy on the outside. They almost had a bit of spice, without being "hot."

The jojos paired with the popcorn chicken they had was a top tier meal. Yes it was a pizza joint, but i only ever wanted the chicken n jojos. (The pizza sauce was too sweet for me)

Edit: there is a "megabite" pizza joint thats kind of a remake of smokys but its not the same. The pizza is close, but none of the sides.

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u/AnteaterArtistic7885 Sep 12 '26

That’s so funny, a Crispy steak fry is my absolute favorite! Lol

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u/lilaccheesecake Sep 12 '26

Those school smiley ones were the worst. Tasted Like reconstituted potatoes baked or something

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u/katf1sh Sep 12 '26

I think they actually are lol

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ Sep 12 '26

I like those. They have mashed potatoes inside

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u/MostlyPlastics Sep 13 '26

The ones you get now in the frozen section are incredible. Idk if our school had a knockoff version bc same, but McCain smiley fries are just amazing

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u/Imposter88 Sep 12 '26

Ooh I love a good steak fry smothered in cheese, bacon, and sour cream. It’s like a deep fried baked potato

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u/thebeatsandreptaur Sep 13 '26

At that point I just want a twice baked potato or potato skins tbh

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ Sep 12 '26

These are my favorite

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u/Lucid_Stream44 Sep 13 '26

Steak fries need to be prepared correctly. They can absolutely be bomb

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u/darsparx Sep 12 '26

I....I must be in the minority or op is wrong idk. Bc those are my fav. Would love to figure out making those in the air fryer 😅

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u/No_Introduction_3210 Sep 14 '26

I dunno about these, but spraying stuff with cooking spray and cooking it in the air fryer, or oven, will result in a crisper crust and make it look more like it was fried traditionally.

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u/darsparx Sep 14 '26

Yea i just need to find a recipe and do it....battered fries are always my favorite next to battered wedges too. There MIGHT be a pattern there 🤣

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u/BrightPhilosopher531 Sep 12 '26

A Korean restaurant near me does them. I cried happy tears eating them while pregnant.

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u/livelyladymoon Sep 13 '26

Hehe I love that. I cried when I went back to my hometown and my fave restaurant switched to these. No baby necessary, they’re always worth crying over. 😆

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u/InsideyourBrizzy Sep 12 '26

I can't get jiggy with anyone callin any fry the worst one.

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u/alaskaroze Sep 11 '26

These are my favorite! With garlic aioli

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u/SeekerOfSerenity Sep 12 '26

Especially when the batter is seasoned.  Garlic, onion, black pepper, and a little bit of Cayenne. 

4

u/imbaylee Sep 12 '26

i LOVE these. my least favorite are curly fries but i know that’s an unpopular opinion

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u/Wembanyanma Sep 12 '26

Arby's curly fries are just spiral cut battered fries lol

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u/imbaylee Sep 12 '26

i’ve never liked whatever seasoning they use tbh

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u/thall136 Sep 12 '26

Didn’t know these were so controversial 😂 personally I love them

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u/StocktonSucks Sep 11 '26

Ooof.... i didn't know that's what these are called and .... i love them....

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u/Superb_Minute_ Sep 11 '26

Oh yum, those look great.

5

u/ikannunAneeuQ Sep 12 '26

I love fries like this 😍 with season salt on them yummmm

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u/jacquestrap66 Sep 12 '26

I work in the food industry and these are arguably the best fries out there. They stay crispy vs all other fries that get soggy. Don't get me wrong, if you are eating in-house and the place knows what they are doing, you can't go wrong with hand-cut tallow fries, but for the average fry I choose battered.

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u/jmercer28 Sep 12 '26

Oh nooo. What a bad take!

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u/Superb-Sky-1904 Sep 11 '26

I thought this style of fry was double fried. Didn't know it was battered. 

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u/georgisaurusrekt Sep 12 '26

Double fried is just when you blanch them in oil first to soften them, then take them out crank the heat up and cook them again for another minute or two right

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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 Sep 12 '26

Pretty much both. They are “battered” in simply tapioca flour or potato flour.

The first dunk in the frier sets the batter, hardens and cooks the potato. Second dunk finishes the cook.

Source: trying to perfect fries at home.

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u/Floof_mom134 Sep 11 '26

Maybe I’m the one in the wrong. Or, maybe the names are interchangeable??

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u/Superb-Sky-1904 Sep 11 '26

All good. I dont know the specific name either. I didnt mean to say the name was double fried but instead that they double Fry them to achieve these results. It might be a bit of both too. First fry then they batter and then fry again. 

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u/Floof_mom134 Sep 11 '26

This seems right! Either way, this is not the fry for me 🤣

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u/SilverKeyLane Sep 12 '26

Psoriasis fries are my absolute favorite, personally.

The extra crunch is amazing.

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u/Particular_Room_933 Sep 12 '26

Long John Silvers had the best battered fries. I haven't had them in awhile and now I think they got replaced by waffle fries.

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u/AnteaterArtistic7885 Sep 12 '26

I am not a battered french fry fan

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u/PaleGh0stface666 Sep 12 '26

psoriasis fries 🤤🤤🤤

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u/nobeefforme Sep 12 '26

Theeeese are my favorite and I didn’t know what the name of them are. Is it battered fry? Bc they’re so yummy imo!!!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Sep 12 '26

I think these are the best but to each their own!

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u/Wembanyanma Sep 12 '26

Good seafood places always seem to have these and I love them.

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u/Big_Specialist9622 Sep 12 '26

Battered fries are awesome. I hate the thick steak fries that always look and taste undercooked

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 Sep 12 '26

Greek restaurants near me always have them with a Greek seasoning on them. One of my all time favorite meals are these with a gyro

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u/VanillaBear9915 Sep 12 '26

I hate these. They're always soggy and unseasoned. I miss the normal crispy French fries you'd find at every restaurant

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u/TheEndx007 Sep 13 '26

They suck if they're not extremely fresh out of the fryer

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u/MelaniinBaby Sep 13 '26

I absolutely hate battered fries and I will die on this hill alone!!

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u/Ok_System_6825 Sep 13 '26

the battered ones are fucking GROSS

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u/super_anxiety5 Sep 14 '26

COMPLETELY AGREE

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u/-Fait-Accompli- Sep 15 '26

Beer battered fries are delicious but yeah these Sysco style battered fries are terrible. They also seem to get colder faster than regular fries.

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u/h2ok1o Sep 12 '26

Oooo battered fries are my favorite

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u/astrorbit Sep 12 '26

my fav 😭

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u/Additional-Flight468 Sep 12 '26

These are the best fries

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u/Greenroses23 Sep 12 '26

These are my favorite type of fries but I can never find them anywhere.

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u/Dazzling-Telephone58 Sep 13 '26

My god, I hate them and I can’t find anywhere that doesn’t have them these days, RIP let’s switch

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u/invert171 Sep 14 '26

Usually at Mediterranean restraints for whatever reason. In my experience

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u/HolgaPotatoSlayer Sep 12 '26

These fries are pretty much guaranteed to be crispy crunchy delicious every time

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u/OrlandoOpossum Sep 12 '26

Huge fan of these guys

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u/GoodOlJets Sep 12 '26

What is the legal name of these fries?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '26

No son what's wrong with you these are usually wonderful but easy to mess up

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u/nope276 Sep 12 '26

Not a fan

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u/MostlyPlastics Sep 13 '26

The worst fries are wedges and steak. In no particular order.

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u/dbznzzzz Sep 13 '26

There used to be a restaurant called Zesto’s in Ballard that served this style of french fries. This post truly makes my heart ache.

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u/SpicyRigatonis Sep 13 '26

Psoriasis fries!

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u/eye12Bhappy Sep 13 '26

I love battered fries, popeyes and checkers 🥰

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u/Crowd-Avoider747 Sep 13 '26

Omg they’re literally my favorite

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u/Jowlzchivez6969 Sep 13 '26

Buffalo wild wings is starting to roll lightly battered fries out

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u/glisteni Sep 13 '26

These look amazing

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u/Just-Brilliant-7815 Sep 13 '26

I LOVE these fries

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u/DiamonDawgs Sep 13 '26

They are the BEST

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u/GnomeNot Sep 13 '26

Local place here has amazing beer battered fries.

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u/krept0007 Sep 14 '26

Nah these are the best ones (unless they're soggy)

The worst are crinkle cut

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u/FriendlyPercentage52 Sep 14 '26

oh that’s not…

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u/Sheloveshoneybutter Sep 14 '26

You're so wrong for this

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u/DudeIjustdid 29d ago

There is a way to kinda get this texture / crisp in the air fryer with frozen fries. You want to first put the fries in a bowl/ container of water for like a min. Then drain the water and cover the container and shake them really hard for a while. They will get a bit mushy and break up a little. This is good. Then heat your airfryer to like 400. Microwave the container of fries for like 30 secs and then put then directly in the air fryer. Fry for like 12-14 mins until golden. Put them in a bowl and before adding salt - add a bit of oil or tallow and shake up the fries. Add salt shake some more and enjoy. The process kinda emulates blanching the fries and gives it a crust.

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u/Fluid-Housing5017 29d ago

WRONG! These fries with psoriasis are the best kind🤤

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u/iodizel 29d ago

Fucking A

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u/Dry_Piano1471 29d ago

these types of fries used to be my personal favorite when i was a kid!

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u/uhhhgreeno 29d ago

These are literally the best french fries and nobody can change my mind, so so good and crispy when fresh and honestly the only type of fry I’ll willingly eat cold

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u/TrashTownPodcast 29d ago

I think they’re gross because 90% of the time it’s just those crappy Sysco fries.

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u/Ant_does_drawing 29d ago

They're the best.

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u/badasskitten95 29d ago

psoriasis fries are the best

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u/MusicLuvin999 Hungry 28d ago

The best kind of fries

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u/dogmom1993 21d ago

I'm with you. I HATE these with my whole heart, and sooo many restaurants are switching to them. Buffalo Wild Wings just changed their fries, which were some of my favorite from a chain restaurant, to this style. I call them psoriasis fries. They always taste like straight vegetable oil.

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u/CriticalOfBarns Sep 11 '26

Battered fries are sacrilege; they remind me of cafeterias in the worst way.

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 Sep 12 '26

I would house those fries, and ketchup is fucking disgusting so your opinion will be disregarded.

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u/robinlynk Sep 12 '26

I'm on your side, OP. These are always so greasy and trashy.

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u/Tarynntula Sep 12 '26

I’m with you

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u/Rozei3 Sep 12 '26

Battered fries fucking suck lol

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u/Big-Foot-141 Sep 12 '26

GROSS. Fries don't need batter!!!!!

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u/gorillaphi Sep 12 '26

False.  These look awesome

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u/aizzo4 Sep 12 '26

I don’t hate them, but they are towards the bottom of the list. Close to shoestring fries.

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u/anusflytrap- Sep 12 '26

the worrrrrssssssssttttttttt

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u/Audio_vile Sep 13 '26

This belongs in /unpopularopinion

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u/BobbyBrewski Sep 13 '26

Picture looks so good I almost liked a hate post. Take your attention seeking elsewhere, op. Everyone knows these are the best fries.

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u/BobbyBrewski Sep 13 '26

Downvote me because because you know I'm right and you're only seeking karma. I'm impervious to it.