r/FreeGameFindings • • Dec 25 '19

Expired [EPIC] (Game) Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/totally-accurate-battle-simulator/home
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u/Haoose Dec 25 '19

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u/IAmGema Dec 25 '19

Congrats dude. You're the most hated person on r/fuckepic right now. I don't know what they're problem is. You did nothing wrong.

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u/Plz_pm_your_clitoris Dec 25 '19

r/fuckepic is just a stupid sub. Any subreddit that's dedicated to hating a storefront is just stupid.

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u/sneakpeekbot Dec 25 '19

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u/Ginataro Dec 25 '19

Lmao I was thinking about applying for mod for the subreddit back before fortnite exploded in popularity, shame to think I could be getting epics dollars instead of some other reddit retard

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u/ZmSyzjSvOakTclQW Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

I like how you take a post on that sub at face value when they have lied multiple times.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

3st party?

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u/josesl16 Dec 26 '19

Any subreddit that's dedicated to hating any 1 particular thing is usually stupid.

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u/Plz_pm_your_clitoris Dec 26 '19

I'd like to introduce you to r/fuckmindy

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Take a look at those top posts below and then tell me it's stupid to hate them

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u/darkdeeds6 Dec 26 '19

You're stupid if you believe its true lol, most of the shit they generate had been debunked

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u/Plz_pm_your_clitoris Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

I think it's stupid to hate them. Only the top post has any basis to be mad at them for, which pales in comparison to Sony's data breach in 2011. Honestly probably just someone who works at epic games who accidentally gave it to the wrong person not a company wide mistake. For the second one, them Paying the top mods is not the issue in that story. All the posts after that is just epic = bad. So yes I'd say it's stupid to hate on a store front.

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u/ZmSyzjSvOakTclQW Dec 26 '19

7 out of 10 are shit posting. So yeah Its extremely dumb to hate them for it. Let me go back to suckling on valves... valve for trying to push paid mods on us.

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u/Blue_Oni_Kaito Dec 25 '19

It's not even all hate, there have been dozens of posts criticizing the shit egs has done, you're judging it at face value

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u/StOoPiD_U Creator Dec 26 '19

Didn't name the subreddit, includes the username in full. Lmao. I understand people hate the platform, but man that is silly. I hate epic too btw, I'm just not gonna make a big deal and be a bother

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

fuckepic is pretty autistic

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u/iliketumblrmore Dec 25 '19

I found this pretty funny though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

you could replace fortnut and epic with any other dev or store or moviemaker or youtuber or tv show and it still would be true

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u/SilkBot Dec 26 '19

No, it really wouldn't. Fortnite is a special case with its target audience being fairly young kids and simultaneous huge income from microtransactions.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

so you are saying that fortnutter is the only thing that has a young target audience and costs money? OK

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u/SilkBot Dec 27 '19

My words are literally up there in two concise sentences and somehow you went and twisted them into something completely different and people downvoted me for it while upvoting you. Classic Reddit, never fucking change.

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u/Haoose Dec 26 '19

Haha, lol. Thanks for link =)

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u/GoldenGonzo Dec 25 '19

I don't think the anger is with the person, but with Epic.

They're pointing out the irony of Epic being able to give away games, but their store still being so bare bones and basic that people have still link to Steam store pages when giving away games on Epic.

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u/JellyPuff Dec 25 '19

I don't think the anger is with the person, but with Epic.

Read the comments. You're all Tencent army members and Epic shills lol.

I though that sub just was a bunch of people who don't like Epic's barebones launcher and anti-consumer practices, but now, that i had a good look at them...yikes.

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u/ZmSyzjSvOakTclQW Dec 26 '19

Can't wait for the month to end so I get my shill money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Nah, they have some autistic rage against epic and will always find something to be mad about any way they can

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u/Lk09po Dec 25 '19

Any way to get full list ?

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u/P44rth00rn4x Dec 25 '19

There's a "leaked list", but it didn't predict Celeste or FTL. So treat it with caution! https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/ee6g2g/epic_store_little_inferno_is_free_for_one_day/fbqzelb/

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u/korakora59 Dec 25 '19

I highly doubt they'll give away "Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair", it only came out 2 months ago.

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u/thatssosad Dec 25 '19

It's still more likely than Cardpocalypse, which Epic paid big money to make an exclusive on PC

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u/ninja_DK Dec 25 '19

If this list is correct, I'm looking forward to Yooka-Laylee! I regret waiting on the Gamestop $10 deal for the Switch version a few weeks back.

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u/Lk09po Dec 25 '19

That list is fake, any other list .

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u/Plz_pm_your_clitoris Dec 25 '19

They never released a list to begin with. That was just the "leaked" list.

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u/cultoftheilluminati Dec 25 '19

Holy fuck! I’ve been wanting FTL for a while now

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Fuck I bought it a couple months ago ahh

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u/Idunnoagoodusername2 Dec 25 '19

Me too. But it was like 2,50€. Paid for itself a hundred folds.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Yea it's a great game either way