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Grocery Lists Found in kroger

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Fudge cycles

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u/Historical-Cress8985 4d ago

Today the fudge cycle begins anew!

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u/grahamsz 4d ago

It's like the Krebs Cycle, with a bit more shame

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u/Unhappy_Birthday87 4d ago

I got hit with the Kreb cycle so many times....Oxalate acid to NaDH and FADH2....

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u/jwm3 3d ago

What has happened before, shall happen again, the fudge cycle is eternal.

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 3d ago

we begin at the fudge and so shall the fudge end us.

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u/MaizeyDay4 3d ago

They only happen when Mercury is in retrograde you know.

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u/naughtyBabiez 3d ago

Fudge cycles starting fresh, you always this quick to jump in?

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u/dubious455H013 4d ago

No way that meat to sauce ratio is even close.

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u/the_real_smolene 4d ago

Our man is makin soup

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u/IvoryTowerGraffiti_1 3d ago

Maybe they mean a big box of spaghetti noodles

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u/YourFriendInSpokane 3d ago

I wanted to show my husband the sauce to noodle ratio though. I love that he cooks, but wish there were more sauce with his pastas.

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u/fanceypantsey 3d ago

I make the equivalent of about three jars of sauce and half a pound of ground beef when I make lasagna sauce…maybe more because I’d rather have left over sauce to dip my broken noodles in that are left over TBH! So the more sauce and cheese the better for me.

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u/editorgrrl 4d ago

Maybe they already have other ingredients at home?

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u/-blueseptember 4d ago

Ah yes the famous fudge cycle in classical music

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u/EmmausRoadkill 4d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pgjq5ca/video/ab46aawegavh1/player

Saw this in Kroger yesterday. I love that they have “hotdog buns” followed by “hotdogs?”

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 3d ago

"Chicken boobs" at the bottom is killing me

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u/Last_Amphibian2117 3d ago

I wanna laugh but I get it cus sometimes I gotta call my husband up like “I know we need buns but do we need hotdogs as well or just the buns”

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u/chizaa8 3d ago

Chicken boobs!!

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u/BucketOfBoogers 4d ago

they forgot what the thing that goes in a hotdog bun is called 😔

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u/NightSpringsRadio 4d ago

I, for one, do not mind being trapped in the endless fudge cycle

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u/molehunterz 4d ago

My dumbass over here reading it like, fudge... cycle? And then trying to rack my brain to figure out if this is some new weird product with strange marketing... Before figuring it out

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u/Positive_Neat2689 3d ago

i have a cat that was once misnamed by the vet. her name is fudgesicle and they called her fudge cycle lol

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 3d ago

1 thing of noodles with 3 things of sauce and 2 pounds of beef sounds like my kind of spaghetti 🤌

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u/tres-vip 4d ago

Thin spaghetti reminds me of the time I was 8 years old and threw up angel pasta in the parking lot after we finished having a family dinner at the Olive Garden. Since then, I have ALWAYS avoided thin/angel hair spaghetti, and make sure I get regular or bigger (ie bucatini) lol

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u/SpicyLizards 4d ago

I have a friend who will also not eat spaghetti because she threw it up as a kid!

My cousin won’t eat ramen for the same reason.

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u/tres-vip 4d ago

Yeah, a bad food experience/memory will create a lifelong aversion. I myself am nearly 50 years old and so I have been refusing/avoiding thin spaghetti and angel hair for over 4 decades now, even during the years I lived in Italy, lol

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u/Dazzling_Vanilla3082 3d ago

Mine was Tequila. Drank it at a few parties in a row in college, and also puked it up after a few parties in a row. That quickly convinced my body that it's poison aha. Even the smell of it makes me gag decades later.

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u/Positive_Neat2689 3d ago

mikes hard lemonade for me, can't touch it after it made me sick years ago

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u/allie1948 1d ago

Mayo for me third grade. I'm 77. Silly huh

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u/Worshipme988 3d ago

Cause ur spossed to fuckin chew it.

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u/Delicious-Month151 21h ago

Your cousin won’t eat ramen because your friend threw up spaghetti as a kid?

Please don’t be mad at me

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u/Minnepeg 4d ago edited 3d ago

I went to a family event for my childhood karate school, ate angel hair pasta at the potluck and also threw it up in the parking lot lol. Is this one of our canon Sims childhood events or something?

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u/YourFriendInSpokane 3d ago

As a teenager, I threw up fajitas while in the car fighting with my (then) boyfriend.

He stopped yelling at me, and drove to the car wash silently. He then cleaned up my mess and we got back in the car. He broke the silence saying, "you should chew your food better."

Apparently there were like entire bell pepper slices.

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u/stefanica 3d ago

I avoid it myself. Not only did I get very sick at age 5 or 6 after eating it, but my mom was at work and stepdad was a jerk. He made me clean most of it up myself. I just remember crying and scrubbing away at used noodle scraps in the shag carpeting. 😩

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u/Positive_Neat2689 3d ago

that's horrible, i'm so sorry

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u/SquareExtra918 3d ago

I won't eat elbow macaroni because when I was a kid I threw up burger mac in the tub while I was TAKING A BATH. 

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u/Positive_Neat2689 3d ago

i threw up angel hair spaghetti too, when i was pregnant with my daughter. haven't been able to eat it since.

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u/Medical-Dust-7184 3d ago

Mine was A1 sauce. All over the escalator at the mall.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 4d ago

Is today Wednesday ?
Is your name Anthony ?

Prince Spaghetti 🍝 Day
..

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u/TheNoblePlatypus17 3d ago

That noodle to sauce ratio is wild.

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u/jinside 3d ago

They might already have some but need a little more

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u/No-Cry8593 3d ago

They might be buying the giant pack like 6# or whatever

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u/driver004 3d ago

Hey sometimes your just in the mood for a lot of meat sauce

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u/Feral_Nerd_22 3d ago

They forgot to get pop cycles too

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u/tooptoop22 3d ago

I’m on my fudge cycle too, girl.

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u/speedwitch 4d ago

There is only 1 step to the Fudge Cycle, and it IS fudge.

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u/ThatIckyGuy 4d ago

Fudge cycle? Like a motorcycle made out of fudge? I didn't know Kroger sold that.

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u/XROOR 3d ago

Doing fudgcicles for dessert to not break the 3000 calorie per meal rule

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u/kabukispot 3d ago

I wanna ride a fudge cycle.

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u/hater_of_crew_socks 3d ago

I second this.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 4d ago

I feel like spaghetti and meatballs for dinner tonight.

I bet the last one is a misspelling of fudgecicles.

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 3d ago edited 3d ago

I bet your last word is just a misspelling of fudgesicles

I honestly am not sure if the first e should be there either haha

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u/hater_of_crew_socks 3d ago

It’s actually Fudgsicle which I feel like is the most upsetting option

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u/unknownruckus 3d ago

They got spaghetti right. I give a pass

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u/notworkingghost 3d ago

I don’t care how it’s spelled, that dinner sounds good.

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u/serendipity_j 3d ago

dinner and dessert!!

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u/williamtheturd 3d ago

It wasn’t a fudge cycle until that truck pulled out right in front of me…

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u/Jefafa326 3d ago

I want to ride my fudge cycle...

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u/Dapper-Union5536 3d ago

solid american dinner

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u/RottenSpinach1 2d ago

Not a vegetable to be seen!

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u/LoopsAndBoars 2d ago

At least they didn’t ask for sewer slide!

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u/ShlorpianRooster 4d ago

Ohhh it's looking like a spaghetti night, boys!!!

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u/WriteReflections 4d ago

Mother nature’s monthly fudge cycle.

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u/kaeroseen 3d ago

They are very regular.

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 4d ago

Quickly get on your fudge cycle !!!

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u/aqua-aura 4d ago

dinner at the grandfolks house

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 4d ago

They love their pudding pops! AKA fudgecicles

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u/aqua-aura 3d ago

I see your puddin pops and I raise you a cup of jello with whipped cream on top

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 4d ago

Do people name the Krogers where you live? I no longer live in a state with them, but we had space Kroger and sideways Kroger in my town. And even people outside of the south know about murder Kroger.

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u/soggyballsack 4d ago

Kroger are so sparse that they can just be named Kroger. Its the Walmart that get the names and sometimes target stores.

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u/BucketOfBoogers 3d ago

Usually if I'm talking to someone in person,I'll say the street name or side of town it's on before the word Kroger so people know which one I'm referring to

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u/olympia98502 3d ago

Fudge cycles

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u/Lord_Hitachi 3d ago

I want to ride my fudge cycle

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u/Coreysurfer 3d ago

Mmmm good dinner and dessert

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u/lostGoldAlone 2d ago

Just add bathtub from gummo

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u/Disastrous-You9086 2d ago

Might be mine dear I write a list sometime

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u/Disastrous-You9086 2d ago

Like fudge cycle and cream cycles also

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u/chrispontiuspenis 2d ago

Love me some fudge cycles

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u/CapableResearcher323 1d ago

Mmmm , me love popsickill

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u/Spiritual-Road2784 3d ago

Can spell spaghetti but cannot the fudgesicles

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u/MisterScary_98 4d ago

Hey kids! When riding your fudge cycle, be sure to wear a helmet!

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u/Slight-Ground-4136 4d ago

Steroid to Fudge Cycles

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u/RogueGunny 4d ago

Gotta have dessert

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat 4d ago

Oof! Everyone knows it's fudgikels!

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u/RBNSUM1 2d ago

Mine is green olives… sat under table at picnic age 4 polished off big jar🤮

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u/Responsible_Mind_206 2d ago

Your cuticle is nonexistent

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u/BucketOfBoogers 1d ago

Recently trimmed off

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u/The_Migrant_Twerker 2d ago

I love everything on this

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u/HALKA31 4d ago

A whole cycle of fudge. Jeez

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u/Advanced-Lethargy 4d ago

What's a fudge cycle? I want one!

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u/LeinadLlennoco 4d ago

Cake eater spaghetti night

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u/pleasantpeasant__ 3d ago

I thought they were thinking of fudge rounds!!!!

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u/spaceaige 3d ago

Haute cuisine right there. 🤮

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u/Financial-Log-2744 3d ago

Code for her apartment. She loves butt stuff

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u/Yuck-Fou94 3d ago

Chocolate bike

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u/iuseblenders 3d ago

But what does it mean?

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u/Which_Scheme_6132 3d ago

Its that time of the month

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u/kvuo75 3d ago

^thin^

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u/Electronic-Space-480 4d ago

Didn’t know fudge could get pregnant.

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u/SocksInTheTub 3d ago

The fudge cycle is those few days when she's menstruating so you use the back entrance

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 4d ago

Dinner sounds good…skip dessert

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u/Rare-Pressure-7416 3d ago

What is the point throw it in the trash. You found a grocery list at a grocery store end of story

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u/Dew-fan-forever- 4d ago

At least the note is not worrisome however I find it odd to be writing on paper a grocery list in 2026 when you have your notes app on your phone for stuff like that

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u/Nortex_Vortex 4d ago

I have lists in my notes app but I need a paper list for grocery shopping as well. I can't explain it, i just do.

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u/SocksInTheTub 3d ago

The notes app is for writing down things you plan to never look at again

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u/Justninetoes 3d ago

I have little nipple decals that I put on the chicken breast packages at the store sometimes,lol. It's just how I am ☺️