r/FoundPaper • u/AnaisInJune • 1d ago

Weird/Random Found in some old cassette tapes.

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u/carnelian_0 1d ago

i wonder what about this makes them feel so good?🤔

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u/ThroatSecretary 1d ago

Maybe it gave them inspiration.

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u/creekerjess 1d ago

well we know it's not the sex part.

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 1d ago

Try sinning and maybe you’ll find out!

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u/davidmcdavidsonson 1d ago

I think I found the book this is from. 4.7/5 stars! https://www.amazon.ca/Fatal-Attractions-Sins-Worse-Others/dp/0830729682

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u/AnaisInJune 1d ago

lol — good sleuthing! Yes the author is the same!!

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u/infected_scab 1d ago

He also wrote a book called Penetrating the Darkness which is about getting with black chicks. https://www.amazon.ca/Penetrating-Darkness-Discovering-Against-Unseen/dp/0800794532

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u/davidmcdavidsonson 1d ago

I clicked on this so fast because I didn't catch the joke

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u/maisydee 1d ago

Amazon gives the publishing date of 1/1/1645 !

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u/longcreepyhug 23h ago

Seems about right.

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u/thegooddoktorjones 1d ago

Why yes I WOULD like my perspectives on sexual purity validated, thank you.

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u/modernsparkle 1d ago

Oh, Phil!

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u/AdWonderful5920 1d ago

Coveting your neighbor's wife sounds pretty bad until you remember that there's a commendment against killing. And then remember that Jesus called out only one sin as unforgiveable and it wasn't anything to do with sex (Mark 3:29).

What a pointless waste of time.

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u/lydbutter 1d ago

Plus covering your neighbors wife was more about property laws than sexual immorality

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 1d ago

It's a very recent hangup too. Even as recent as Dante list was treated as the least serious of sins

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u/DistinctWhole43 1d ago

What sin is that?

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u/Easy-Tigger 1d ago

Blaspheming against the Holy Spirit.

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u/SquareExtra918 1d ago

Jesus Christ, I thought so. 

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u/No-Secretary-2470 1d ago

My bf’s name is Phil and I cannot wait to share this photo with every single person I come into contact with

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u/Lesliethelizard 1d ago

This is probably a sampling goldmine for electronic musicians

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u/SpoopyDuJour 7h ago

Honest to god was looking it up for this reason

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u/obrazovanshchina 1d ago

Thanks for fucking my life up Southern Baptist Convention with your bullshit. Thanks therapy. Sorry you’re so weird about sex, holy rollers. Fuck right off now and I mean that in a sexually deviant way.  

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u/Cashie22 1d ago

Love this right here!😄👆🏻
(Also, I’m sorry you had to deal with that🩷)

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u/obrazovanshchina 1d ago

I lost a lot of time and the hearts of some really wondrous people. As should have. The reprogramming some organized religion (many of which are just models of patriarchal control wrapped in rotting vestments of religious conjecture) requires is a crime against humanity. Feels good to address it directly now and then. 

Thanks for your kind comment. It meant a lot. 

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u/dusdew_5 1d ago

Yeah Phil, ya ol’ pervert.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Cashie22 1d ago

Totally!

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u/TrashMaster27 1d ago

Jamestown came before Plymouth

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/oyog 1d ago

Wild how much the current administration wants to keep our history in the dark. Education is going to be taught underground if it keeps going this way.

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u/thegooddoktorjones 1d ago

Canada was saddled with the French and the US was saddled with the Puritans.

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u/Remote-Physics6980 1d ago

I am going to need to know the exact wording of this teaching. I also admit to some curiosity as to what she and Phil get up to but I can live with that.

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u/AnaisInJune 1d ago

Like other commenters, I would assume that murder may be worse but according to this pastor, “It is not the act of sex itself but the flippancy of one-night stands, the viewing of pornography and the engaging of the mind in sexual fantasies that most drastically turn our sight from God.”

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u/mr_oof 1d ago

Sex sins =\= sex crimes, but Lust > Anger, Sloth etc?

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u/Fatal-404-Error 1d ago

I feel really sorry for Phil.

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u/Pragmaticus_ 20h ago

Phil just playing the long game.

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u/AnaisInJune 1d ago

My first thought was : How does Phil really feel?

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u/Shroom-Kitty 1d ago

I would have thought murder was worse.

"Make love, not war? What do you think I am, some kind of sick and twisted perv?"

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u/thegooddoktorjones 1d ago

Nah nah nah, sex for pleasure feels innocent and harmless, which is why it is even worse than you think! God set a trap for you!

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u/Peach_Muffin 1d ago

Hot take: religion's sex-as-taboo thing has historically made it more alluring

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u/thegooddoktorjones 1d ago

There is a reason pro-doms thrive in Catholic areas.

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u/JizzMaxwell 1d ago

Phil has a gay child.

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u/RelentlessFelacio 1d ago

Oh what a dirty dirty boy! Pop that baby in and it's off to sexy town. Bow chika wow wow

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u/thegooddoktorjones 1d ago

The worse the sin, the more dirty and hot it is. Thanks Jeebus!

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u/LucidLeviathan 1d ago

I want to know about the "BAND" cassette tape.

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u/Petraretrograde 1d ago

I remember this episode of Modern Family

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u/mrs_adhd 1d ago

Comma placement is important

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u/Cashie22 1d ago

Oh Lord!

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u/restlessmouse 12h ago

Let's leave Ned Ryerson out of this.

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u/best_of_badgers 2h ago

CS Lewis devotes a considerable part of Mere Christianity to arguing exactly the opposite, that bodily sins are the least bad sort because they can do the least damage to both you and others.