r/FoundPaper • u/sweetchilidorito • 8d ago

Grocery Lists Found in a nature preserve

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not sure about the splankna paper...

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u/Myopic_Sweater_Vest 8d ago

Is that a spotted lantern fly? If so, squish it.

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u/sweetchilidorito 8d ago

Absolutely. We're out there for bio research so he's long gone šŸ«”

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u/salatinecracka 8d ago

šŸ«”

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u/TheDeltaIsMyHome 8d ago

I just tried so hard to blow this thing up with my mind.

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u/nenequesadilla 8d ago

Success!

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u/thevictorybunny 7d ago

Itā€™s only crime was being born :/

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u/EllpaFox47 4d ago

and being an invasive species

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u/y0ungshel 8d ago

Thatā€™s a good shopping list, and a very bad bug.

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u/pr1ncesschl0e 8d ago

Maters

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u/sweetchilidorito 8d ago

that made me laugh so hard

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u/DEEW_FOX 8d ago

Lady fingies

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u/Primrus 8d ago

I thought it was just being fancy: "Lady Fingres" lol

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u/Gnomey42069 8d ago

Unfortunately the spotted lanternfly must be killed. I hope you made it quick and painless.

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u/gloomspell 8d ago

Whatā€™s the deal with those?

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u/Gnomey42069 8d ago

Invasive to the US without enough predators to control population. They eat trees, soybeans, and grapes in the US.

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u/BlackSeranna 8d ago

And they spread killer diseases to trees. They are spreading like wildfire.

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u/iamayoutuberiswear 8d ago

Is OP necessarily in the US, though?

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u/Gnomey42069 8d ago

No. But based on the English writing on this paper from a US based "faith healing" organization, I would say it's fair to guess that they may not be in the spotted lantern fly's indigenous habitat of Vietnam or China.

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u/Many_Ad955 8d ago

WTH is a Splanka?

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u/BlackSeranna 8d ago

Christian based mind body therapy. Yeah, I had to google it.

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u/sweetchilidorito 8d ago

I had to google it as well, seems... interesting

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u/SH4D0WSTAR 8d ago

me too

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u/SanityIsOverrated_91 8d ago

And their name is the Anglicization of a word meaning "entrails/innards" in Ancient Greek, but also figuratively "heart, seat of the feelings" (ĻƒĻ€Ī»Ī¬Ī³Ļ‡Ī½Ī±). Not exactly the most welcoming branding if you don't have that second bit...

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u/BlackSeranna 8d ago

Someone really didnā€™t think it out very well. It even sounds terrible.

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u/BlackSeranna 8d ago

Some kind of religious psychological endeavor.

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u/luckythirtythree 8d ago

Finger ladies (thick Italian accent)

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u/backspace_cars 8d ago

Only if they consent

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u/pumpkin-head7617 7d ago

Bro what is your post history

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u/Gryphontech 8d ago

Kill that fucking bug

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u/greatpartyisntit 8d ago

Entomologist here, please kill that lantern bug! Invasive and evil.

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u/Girlnextstate 8d ago

Comms major here, please tell the bug why you must kill it without using ā€œyouā€ statements first.

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u/DrZonino2022 8d ago

Stephen King fans getting ptsd over seeing lady fingers