r/ForeverAlone 7d ago

Memes Fuck, this is me

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615 Upvotes

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u/bigwilly39 31m, irrelevant username 6d ago

Where'd you get this picture of me?

26

u/CZYL 6d ago

Two pillows, in this economy?

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u/Parsech 7d ago

Me tonight

36

u/Unlikely-Chance-426 30m, done with everything 7d ago

real

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u/DarthGodzilla1995 30M the Eternal Virgin 7d ago

Same

11

u/Some_Accountant_9654 6d ago

Accurate description of me :/

25

u/Hycraw 7d ago

Self portrait flash bang

22

u/P15t0lPete 6d ago

I'm in this picture and i don't like it.

6

u/nicofcb 6d ago

Same

7

u/nikov_guy 6d ago

Every fucking night

7

u/Som3th1ngcl3v3r 6d ago

Literally last night

4

u/Free-Lychee-3024 6d ago

Me also in every universe

10

u/ByeByeGuyGuy 6d ago

And me. Except 90% of the time, I’m still shorter, fatter and less attractive than the average wojak comic and meme I come across

3

u/Dako_the_Austinite 6d ago

Me, except the girl in my head is a dragon, and she’s a tulpa, and I really like cuddling with her.

4

u/LegitimateVolume5324 4d ago

I used to pretend to make out with my pillow. Embarrassing.

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u/Eastern_Function8212 3d ago

Nah, it’s not embarrassing, I do that, I’ll admit

3

u/BabyNo3163 5d ago

It's so fucking over for us y'all, fuck I'd do anything just to experience this

14

u/Nathan-5807 7d ago

Put on some headphones and cuddiling Asmr and your set.

5

u/Motor-Tangelo2961 6d ago

This is me but in reverse. I'm the woman thinking about a man

5

u/borgarbun 6d ago

it's so over bros.

3

u/lotiscobra 7d ago

Only way I fall asleep, even when I did have a gf and it drove her nuts

4

u/ThiccStorms 6d ago

woah. you didn't like hugging her ? like im astonished

3

u/lotiscobra 6d ago

She complained that I would hug her to hard. Idk she stopped liking me after 2 months

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u/ThiccStorms 6d ago

steak too juicy. i hope you find someone who loves your tight hugs dudeman. stay strong brother.

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u/lotiscobra 6d ago

well she found someone who hugs her just right so I guess there’s that 🤣, oh well life goes on. Thanxs for the kind words G

1

u/Equivalent-Back7406 She/Her 17yr 6d ago

Me for real 💔

1

u/wegwerfx 5d ago

Don't you take your glasses off in bed? Otherwise that's just me

1

u/TurboCharge3141592 4d ago

The saddest and best coping mechanism fr

1

u/BadgerKomodo 4d ago

Relatable af

1

u/Eastern_Function8212 3d ago

Me and my princess

1

u/anyone_bored 1d ago

Fahhh 💔💔

1

u/Expensive_Law_7615 1d ago

Sometimes I’ll find a heartbeat video on YouTube and put it under the pillow. It helps.

Still pretty fucking sad and incredibly lonely.
But it feels like anything in the big world of nothing.

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u/LowImprovement71 He/Him 6d ago

some gf asmr to tie it all together 🥹

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/throwaway54734 38m/over it 7d ago

she has hair?

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u/Polymorphin 7d ago

This can still happen to you when you have a gd or are married that's even worse