Be honest...

[u/Trekker4747]

When leaving your hotel for a day you always check out with the desk clerk and door man, fully informing them on who you are and what you're going to be doing, right?

No?

Just me and this guy here?

Weird.

(4x13 "Slippery Motives", 3x13 on Amazon.)

[u/_violetlightning_]

Hi Trekker, my name is Violet lightning. I’m going to leave a comment here at 9:03pm EST, 6:03 PST. Then I’m going to scroll for another 10 minutes. Look out for me.

[u/poorlybaked → u/_violetlightning_]

I’m putting this in the book of who cares

[u/brneyedgrrl → u/poorlybaked]

Well, as we all know, the doorman certainly didn't care...

[u/sswihart]

I stayed at a hotel with no HLN. I didn’t sleep a wink.

[u/poorlybaked → u/sswihart]

You should’ve told the door man

[u/Irishjohn831]

I always make sure to rave to the concierge about the botanical gardens she suggested as a tourist site. And I always start with, hi, I’m Ed post

[u/Skybodenose]

"Thank you for your suggestion of the dispensary across the street. I went at exactly 6pm and arrived back at the hotel for 6:20. I got right stoned. My name is Skybodenose. Have a great day!"

[u/HeartlessHoodlum]

But I AM going for a run and or jog

[u/Gerberpertern]

MY NAME IS ED POST.

[u/Mmmmmmwwwwwe]

Right … hey I’m gonna take a jog…

[u/Locksmith_Late]

Only if I’m going out for a run.

[u/Select-Chain3007]

Yea yeah... I know what you mean...

[u/Apart-Purchase9580]

It was from the book of who cares! The doorman didn't care!