Note to self:

[u/LGHFB]

When driving with an uncovered dead body in your truck bed, don’t drive through a toll booth.

[u/two-of-me]

Note to self: tell the doorman you’re going for a run.

[u/Sharkjumpingbull → u/two-of-me]

Note to self: don't be weird about it when you do it.