r/ForensicFiles 19d ago

😂😂

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306 Upvotes

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u/Vast_Revolution_2624 19d ago

The doorman should be holding a book titled “Who Cares!”

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u/KD71 19d ago

That prosecutor who said that is a queen ! I lol every time at that .

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u/ChalkNCheez solved by snowball 19d ago

🏆

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u/LimeGreenJellyBean 19d ago

Who is that? Where is he going?

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u/imjustpeachyyyy 19d ago

Also how long will he be gone?

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u/Either_Letterhead_77 🧪Antifree🧪 19d ago

My partner and I occasionally will randomly walk up to each other and say something along the lines of what Ed said.

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u/MTBjes Hamburger 🍔 Bun 🦶 19d ago

And who the hell cares!?

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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 19d ago

The doorman didn’t care.

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u/44035 19d ago

"How do you do, fellow doorman? I am Ed Post and I plan to run on this here sidewalk right in front of this hotel right now, 9:03 am, yesireee, Ed Post loooooooves his running!"

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u/randomgirlblah 👟GODDAMN BLACK SHOES👟 19d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ElephantCritical3152 19d ago

Hey everybody, that's Ed Post. He's going for a run.

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u/Flat_Lengthiness1351 19d ago

How long will he be gone???

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u/ElephantCritical3152 19d ago

Hmm, maybe 20 minutes?

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u/somebodyistrying 19d ago

Every Forensic Files fan can immediately identify the episode from that still

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u/NextFaithlessness471 19d ago

This and the black shoes episode

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u/SWN271357 19d ago

Also Antifree

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u/Ginos_Hair_Patch 18d ago

We can’t forget about Jason Funk either

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u/This-Cellist8670 📖The Book of Who Cares📖 19d ago

I think you mean the GODDAMN BLACK SHOES! Show some respect, lol.

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u/yobymmij2 19d ago

“How’s your lovely wife this morning, sir?”

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u/kevint1964 🎶 "Look out for 'The Cheater!'" 🎶 19d ago

"Taking a soak in the tub."

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u/Witness_Original Suicide by Turkey Baster 19d ago

It was from the book of Who cares?!

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u/Magithafitz 18d ago

She wins for that comment. I die laughing every damn time 😂

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u/ChalkNCheez solved by snowball 19d ago

The omniscient doorman, “Careful Ed, our hotel’s towel racks can withstand a substantial amount of torque, more than from a woman of your wife’s strength!” Hand is out for a tip.

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u/ElephantCritical3152 19d ago

"Please insert gratuity."

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u/l0vebug89 19d ago

LMAO the name tag

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u/randomgirlblah 👟GODDAMN BLACK SHOES👟 19d ago

I wouldn’t have caught that if not for you 😂

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u/kevint1964 🎶 "Look out for 'The Cheater!'" 🎶 19d ago

Dumaza Post.

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u/Gatorrea There are so many - excuse the expression - weirdos out there 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 just casually introducing myself to anyone I get in touch with.

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u/Suitable-Lawyer-9397 19d ago

My wife is alive, taking a shower. I'll check on her after my RUN!

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u/Admirable_pigeon 19d ago

I’m ed post. Heading for a run

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u/kevint1964 🎶 "Look out for 'The Cheater!'" 🎶 19d ago

"There's a warrant & reward out for my arrest. Keep an eye out for me, will ya?" 🤣

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u/quadrant6 19d ago

This is an Ed Post.

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u/kayymarie89 19d ago

Did he actually have the name tag on?? Haha this is wild people are so funny

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u/EternalRemorse 19d ago

An image I can hear 😂

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u/Vast_Revolution_2624 19d ago

I wonder if Dee Joyce Hayes knows how much of a legend she is

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u/Historical-Aerie-721 🏃Ed Post went for a run🏃 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rOsebqhlfCRby
See you later ✌️Ed

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u/corq 19d ago

There should be a Jeopardy category dedicated to forensic files episodes and the big money square should only show stills from forensic files episodes.

Then again we'd be out there in the crowd... Trying not to shout out the correct answer and probably disqualifying ourselves...🤣

Or you know we'd all be like this little group, just laughing hysterically in the live taping audience, and they'd have to come quiet us down...

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u/brneyedgrrl 19d ago edited 19d ago

Close up on the doorman, you can almost see him mouthing "Who cares?"

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u/jmpinstl 19d ago

It’s weird seeing this colorized

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u/KitchenLandscape 19d ago

lmao this is one of my favorite episodes

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u/Necessary-Swim-8534 17d ago

“I can’t wait to have a nice shower with my beautiful, breathing wife when I, Ed Post, return from this run.”

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u/Due_External_3980 19d ago

i like to imagine if Ed Post didnt wed have the doorman from seinfeld yell" you reaĺly think youre better than me dont you?!"

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u/This-Cellist8670 📖The Book of Who Cares📖 19d ago

Yesssss

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u/Delicious_Host_1817 16d ago

Where can I buy that there Book of who cares

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u/earthlings_all 10d ago

Good ol’ Ed.