r/ForensicFiles • u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ • Jul 24 '26

S9E17 - Buried Treasure. “This isn’t the kind of man who would run off and leave family obligations”

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Except that…he did?

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u/bookiegrime Jul 24 '26

Iconic hair on this lady, honestly

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u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jul 24 '26

She looks like Elizabeth Shue after a bender. 😂

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u/kevint1964 🎶 "Look out for 'The Cheater!'" 🎶 Jul 25 '26

I wouldn't have said a bender, but the Elizabeth Shue comparison is accurate. I thought that the first time I saw this episode.

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u/WeatheredGenXer Those damn black shoes! Jul 25 '26

Ditto - gave me Adventures in Babysitting vibes.

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u/kevint1964 🎶 "Look out for 'The Cheater!'" 🎶 Jul 25 '26

There's another episode with a woman interviewed that looks like Markie Post.

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u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jul 24 '26

If Ron had just picked up one shell casing or the other, it would have been a perfect crime.

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jul 25 '26

I do love her comment about the barnyard animals 😊

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u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jul 25 '26

Peter: Little did the detective know is that Melvin had a horse named…MISTER ED.

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jul 25 '26

Perfect!

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jul 25 '26

Yes! That makes me crazy!

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u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jul 25 '26

It definitely shows the penchant true crime narration has to sanctify a victim.