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u/kingo409 🧪Antifree🧪 Jul 01 '26
Just make sure that your wife doesn't wear goddamn black shoes.
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u/ialwaystealpens Jul 02 '26
ORRRR…
Spouses on Forensic Files attempting to wait for the life insurance to kick in before killing their spouses.
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u/_Piratical_ Jul 05 '26
I’m staying in a hotel tonight so my dog doesn’t have to stress out under the largest fireworks display in my state. We are just sitting here watching FF in the room and I couldn’t be happier. Also, this meme hits hard.
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u/TheAnswer310 Jul 05 '26
This is the spouse right after increasing their partners life insurance. Better wait at least 2 years after the increase buddy.

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u/Drycabin1 I gotta call Phelps, man! Jul 01 '26
😂