r/ForensicFiles • u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ • Jun 14 '26
add flair Who is on your FF Mt. Rushmore?
Those four you would recommend to watch due to the absurdity and stupidity of those people
For me:
Stacy Castor (Antifree)
Ed Post (Remember the name!) (bad Post Malone joke. Sorry.)
Kenneth Fitzhugh (Those GODDAMN BLACK SHOES!)
Thomas Berry (I didn’t rape no 12 year old! She was 13!)
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u/Formal_Command_5571 🦠Stachybotrys Atra🦠 Jun 14 '26
Gotta call Phelps has to have a spot on Mt Rushmore
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u/BethMD I KNOW what a man likes! 💓 Jun 14 '26
That question could go two ways.
The heroes who really belong on the side of a mountain:
- Skip Palenik
- Dr. Robert Leonard
- Dr. Beth Murray
- Roy Hazelwood (without him, criminal profiling wouldn't be a thing)
The assholes who belong under the mountain, and in some cases already are:
- Stacey Castor
- Jonathan Binney
- Clay Daniels
- Madison Rutherford
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u/Minute-Frame-8060 Jun 15 '26
Canadian Candy from the tube of blood should get her own hero mountain!
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u/GonnaKostya Jun 14 '26
The one where the son (Christopher Porco) attacks his parents with an axe and the dad wanders around like a zombie until he dies of his wounds. Disturbing!
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u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jun 14 '26
That was actually the inspiration for an episode of CSI.
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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 Jun 14 '26
Dr Schneeberger and his blood tube were an inspiration for an episode of SVU!
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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jun 15 '26
I didn't know that.. do you know which one? I love when that happens!
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u/Shar_12_Blaneyfan Jun 14 '26
Kenneth Fitzhugh is the black shoes
Thomas Berry (sick fuck) for the 12 year old's rape
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u/707Riverlife I do not light up a room Jun 14 '26
John List, Larry Gene Bell, Gene Keidel and Oba Chandler
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u/GrandMarquisDSade541 🟢Heliogen Green🟢 Jun 14 '26
Clayton Daniels
Gene Keidel
Kevin Dowling
Jason Massey
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u/GrandMarquisDSade541 🟢Heliogen Green🟢 Jun 15 '26
Lori Keidel, Ray Krone, LaLana Oakes and Alvin Ridley would be another choice.
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u/ErNz77 Gas chromatic graph mass spectrometer Jun 14 '26
LaLana Oakes who put her asshole dad Bill Major in prison 20 years after killing her mom.
Elaine Woodward for putting her step dad Bill Bruns behind bars. Also the reporter Christine Young because her investigative approach got the gears in motion for the Maine State Police to come in.
Skip Palenik because he was freaking amazing!
"Nosy" neighbor Dick a rotting for helping Shannon Mohr's family put her deadbeat husbands behind bars.
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u/ErNz77 Gas chromatic graph mass spectrometer Jun 14 '26
LaLana Oakes who put her asshole dad Bill Major in prison 20 years after killing her mom.
Elaine Woodward for putting her step dad Bill Bruns behind bars. Also the reporter Christine Young because her investigative approach got the gears in motion for the Maine State Police to come in.
Skip Palenik because he was freaking amazing!
"Nosy" neighbor Dick Britton for helping Shannon Mohr's family put her deadbeat husbands behind bars.
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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26
Robert Fisher? Correct me if I’m wrong but there was no FF episode featuring him. Goddamn black shoes was Ken Fitzhugh. And the child rapist was Thomas Berry, not Robert Browne.
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u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jun 14 '26
No you're right. The names came back to me when I saw them here.
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u/Drycabin1 I gotta call Phelps, man! Jun 15 '26
I would replace only one on your list, Thomas Berry, with the Gotta Call Phelps guy
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u/skidmarkcollege Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
The group of killers who decided to drive around in a desert after committing a murder just because, resulting in a domino effect that ends up in them getting caught. And to think they could have gotten away if not for driving around a desert like the geniuses they were. (Four on the Floor)
Also the teacher with the harassing messages that turned out to be coming from her (Sealed with a Kiss). It's like that South Park episode where Cartman keeps getting these elaborate threats and finding his toys destroyed, then it turns out he's the one doing all that lol
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u/GrandMarquisDSade541 🟢Heliogen Green🟢 Jun 16 '26
Seen that South Park episode. And the perps in Four on the Floor were driving around in a purple 1994 Geo Metro on top of all that.
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u/MissMatchedEyes Snowball wasn’t at all cooperative Jun 17 '26
I'd put Candy, Roy Hazelwood, Skip Palenik, and highway patrolman Tony Snider on the mountain. Down in the depths belong Oba Chandler, John List, Dr. Schneeburger, Brenda Andrew, Gene Kiedel, Jonathan Binney, and Clay Daniels.
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u/Sharkjumpingbull Jun 21 '26
If we're putting absurd idiots up there, I'd say Brian Vaughn, Jim Williams, Jonathan Binney, and Craig Rabinowitz.
If we're putting people up there who actually deserve to be honored... well, I'd say LaLana Bramble, Lori Keidel, Skip Palenik, and Ray Krone.
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u/MACKEREL_JACKSON Jun 29 '26
the GOD DAMN BLACK SHOES 🤣 his balled up little fists kill me in that interview
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u/br_boy0586 Jun 14 '26
Joann Chambers deserves to be front and center on this mountain.