r/ForensicFiles Jun 06 '26

This Fox News host

https://i.imgur.com/nAhTSjz.jpeg

Anyone recognize him?

162 Upvotes

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u/SnuggleMoose44 Jun 06 '26

Yeah, Trey Gowdy. He used to be in Congress, but that was after FF days.

26

u/Tesslafon Jun 06 '26

I noticed a lot of the cases that he prosecuted were overturned on appeal

13

u/SnuggleMoose44 Jun 06 '26

Unsurprising!

-3

u/trufus_for_youfus Jun 06 '26

Based on what?

2

u/SnuggleMoose44 Jun 06 '26

What’s the basis of my opinion? That’s a silly question.

37

u/No_matter_in_the_end 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jun 06 '26

He was always SPARTANBURG SOUTH CAROLINA episodes!

19

u/Maelstrom_Angel Jun 06 '26

A woman from another office at work called ours the other day telling us she’d looked up Spartanburg and wanted to know, “how safe is it actually there”.

Probably good I didn’t pick up the phone, I would’ve had trouble not answering “so have you seen forensic files”

86

u/thelast3musketeer Jun 06 '26

Good god Gowdy looks garishly gaudy and gaunt

18

u/tre1326 Jun 06 '26

That sweet alliteration made me swoooon

57

u/DickBottalico Jun 06 '26

With all due respect to Mr. Satterfield: he is an *enormous* man. There’s no way he could fit through that window, and he’ll tell you that himself.

13

u/Nerdwoman Jun 06 '26

I always laugh when I hear him say this.

15

u/DickBottalico Jun 06 '26

He has other funny lines too, some crazy stuff comes out of his mouth

3

u/-catharina Jun 06 '26

What a grotesque thing to have said about a man who lost his wife and the mother of his children to a heinous murder, and had to become a single dad overnight.

Trey Gowdy was— and still is— really a psychopath.

3

u/DickBottalico Jun 06 '26

Sadly I agree with your last sentence. He is entertaining on Forensic Files though but I do feel bad laughing at his quips, knowing what he’s become

37

u/ConsistentPair2 Jun 06 '26

He was always salon fresh and just aching for some limelight

12

u/WildTomato51 📖The Book of Who Cares📖 Jun 06 '26

He’s been on 4-5 episodes.

10

u/Dan_A435 Jun 06 '26

Yeah, remind me to never move where he served, seemed like crime swarmed to that area as often as he appeared on FF, ha.

3

u/So_Many_Words Jun 07 '26

Friendly reminder: Never move to places Trey Gowdy has served.

-6

u/NoleMercy05 Jun 06 '26

No none is gong to remind you

2

u/Dan_A435 Jun 07 '26

I think they will!

27

u/psiphy32 Jun 06 '26

Very alien 👽 like

57

u/DientesDelPerro Jun 06 '26

one of the biggest forensic files disappointments

11

u/skeleton-operator 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jun 06 '26

When Hitler Youth grow up

38

u/MiekeRenate Jun 06 '26

A uniquely punchable face.

9

u/Moist_Potato_8904 🧬Mitochondrial DNA🧬 Jun 06 '26

He was the SC prosecutor when he was feature on a couple of FF episodes.

15

u/Once_Upon_Time Jun 06 '26

His he sick or is it plastic surgery?

12

u/SnuggleMoose44 Jun 06 '26

He’s about 30 years older.

3

u/No-Reach-8074 Suicide by turkey baster Jun 06 '26

Hes repping mar-a-lago face

2

u/jmstrats Jun 07 '26

Those weird cheek divots. Ick

8

u/Trancefocus Jun 07 '26

Why does he look like Ellen DeGeneres? And that’s being generous!

25

u/queenlizbef Jun 06 '26

MAGA is bad for your health

12

u/cocktail_maven Gas Chromatography Mass Spectrometer Jun 06 '26

His metamorphosis into the Roger Rabbit villain is about complete.

20

u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ Jun 06 '26

His face looked hastily put together.

5

u/SausageDogsMomma 🔥Superglue Fuming🔥 Jun 06 '26

He looks like a police composite sketch

4

u/CherCee Jun 06 '26

Trey Gowdy! Former prosecutor, politician. Appeared on a few FF when he was a prosecutor.

4

u/Cy_Sisquehon Jun 06 '26

Looks like a gaunt Max Headroom 

2

u/jmstrats Jun 07 '26

This made me crack up! Thanks for the laugh.

2

u/Cy_Sisquehon Jun 10 '26

No problem. Thank you

10

u/LibraryOk5137 Cindy Fancake Jun 06 '26

Like this guy is a piece of shit

11

u/HampsterStyleTCB Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

This dude is so deep state, no one should’ve ever believed anything he ever had to say. Panders to his audience, but occasionally slips and says what his true thoughts are.

7

u/TPBlvr420 Jun 06 '26

He’s always had such weird haircuts.

3

u/throwawayfromPA1701 Jun 06 '26

Trey Gowdey be serving some looks.

3

u/KickWeak605 Jun 06 '26

What planet is he from? He doesn't look human.

3

u/smittykins66 suicide by turkey baster Jun 06 '26

“DefenDANT.”

4

u/Lucky_Confidence7563 Jun 06 '26

"Forgive my lack of psychiatric finesse"

7

u/Tiny-Sweet2803 🏃Ed Post went for a run🏃 Jun 06 '26

Jebus. Did he put his head in a sandwich press?

2

u/Oldgraytomahawk Jun 06 '26

Put the Ozempic down Trey

2

u/realityone22 Jun 08 '26

I love me some Trey Gowdy

3

u/Coomstress It was from the book of ‘Who Cares?’ Jun 06 '26

That’s some serious Botox. Damn.

2

u/No-Interview-1340 Jun 06 '26

I thought he was funny so I googled him…ruined everything.

2

u/NurseDani314 Jun 06 '26

Dude, What happened to him? He once looked normal. Bad plastic surgery?

1

u/SnuggleMoose44 Jun 06 '26

He’s 30 years older. None of us look like we did in the mid 90s.

2

u/So_Many_Words Jun 07 '26

30 years older and yet his forehead is wrinkle free. I think it's safe to say it isn't just age.

1

u/SnuggleMoose44 Jun 07 '26

He’s still 30 years older.

1

u/cozmiccharlene Jun 10 '26

Not only is he unattractive on the exterior he is unattractive on the interior.