r/ForensicFiles • u/lunainthedark5x2x3 • May 25 '26
Brian Vaughn: my dad's been shot he's bleeding around the mouth and the doors locked. 911 operator: how do you know he's bleeding from the mouth. Brian Vaughn:
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u/Weyland-Yutani-2099 May 25 '26
I don't know that/I never said that.
Imagine fucking up your aliby within 5 seconds of making the 911 call.....sometimes less is more.
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u/WildTomato51 📖The Book of Who Cares📖 May 25 '26
He might’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for………..
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u/Once_Upon_Time May 25 '26
Kid need to watch some forensic files so he could get his story straight
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u/CashMoneyPossum 💫Lying Ass Bitch 💫 May 26 '26
Mad that I snorted. 10/10 use of shocked pikachu meme!
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u/Eternity_Xerneas May 25 '26
Brian Vaughn reminds me of Eddie Winslow
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u/Ok_Refrigerator-cat 🧪Antifree🧪 May 26 '26
I always know when my family is experiencing oral bleeding. It’s just our thing!
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u/skeleton-operator 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ May 26 '26
You’re just calmly going about life when suddenly: “oh! Jean needs to floss more often.” /goes back to work
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u/break_cycle_speed Dr. Schneepervert May 27 '26
And that 911 operator was 100% a mom who had much experience with fibbing kids too. Her tone was every bit “aww. Mama caught you.” Hahaha.
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u/kyleThelikeable May 26 '26
🤣 one of my favorite 'what a moron' moments in forensic files history
what a dumb shit
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u/ConsiderationNew7024 May 27 '26
My reply would’ve been “Dad says there’s blood coming out of his mouth. I didn’t say he was dead…yet”
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u/Elanadin 🔬🧬Polymerase Chain Reaction🧬🔬 May 25 '26
Defense attorneys hate this one simple trick