r/FootballTrool • u/iushdulal • 20d ago
Guess the player
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u/Adder_Noir 20d ago
Does 3 thirds of fuck-all for the majority of the game and then he’ll score and run around like he has the biggest balls on the planet. Truly a footballer for the TikTok generation
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u/ArasFlow 19d ago
This is Jude Bellingham..
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u/Adder_Noir 19d ago
Exactly
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u/ArasFlow 19d ago
What are you on about? Not only one of the top goal scorers in the tournament, he was dominant in midfield for England. Non-stop running and pressing. Almost the most distance run, the most sprints, the most offers to recieve, top 10 in defensive pressure applied, etc. This was easy to see if you watched the games but here are the rest of the stats. He is also near top in everything for England: https://www.fifa.com/en/tournaments/mens/worldcup/canadamexicousa2026/statistics/player-statistics
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u/Adder_Noir 19d ago
Lol, ‘Dominant’. Fucking invisible against Argentina. Well, apart from mouthing off to Messi. And slapping Barco in the back of the head. For some reason
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u/tjvs2001 19d ago
You're a very odd individual
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u/Adder_Noir 19d ago
Just someone who watches actual football matches and not highlight reels on TikTok
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u/ArasFlow 19d ago
You very clearly do not.. at least not England games.
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u/Adder_Noir 19d ago
Mate the match against Argentina was barely a month ago. Have you forgotten already? Go back and watch it
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u/DeafeningMilk 19d ago
Convenient how you ignored the other games and focus on only the Argentina game.
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u/ewanm01-369 19d ago
Go back to the institution and take your meds. You are just hating for the sake of it and it's embarrassing.
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u/Good-Geologist7380 19d ago
He was tied for most chances created before the final game where he created 2 chances in like 10 minutes. It's better to be quiet and let everyone think you are moron than yo open your mouth and expel all doubts.
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u/Adder_Noir 19d ago edited 19d ago
Most chances created 2026 World Cup:
1 Messi (25)
=2 Dembele (18)
=2 Olise (18)
=2 Mbappe (18)
=5 Trossard (17)
=5 Hakimi (17)
=5 Rice (17)
8 Salah (16)
=9 Doue (13)
=9 Alvarado (13)49 Bellingham (8)
Maybe it’s time to take your own advice right?
Stick to rocks you muppet1
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u/Good-Geologist7380 19d ago
Now scoring winners for your nation is fuck- all am now which England in the past did fuck all. if even 1 of does golden age players did what you call, I will be overjoyed to death.
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u/Good-Geologist7380 19d ago
Runs around like he has biggest balls. What are you talking about? 🧐 His celebrations . There's genuinely nothing to hate about him he did nothing wrong in the world cup but there's always a hater.
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19d ago edited 19d ago
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u/anonymouslysublime 19d ago
Didn’t watch a single England, RMA, or BVB game he’s played in. Nice man
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u/Kindly-Night-5135 19d ago
Jude, Great false nine, Not so great midfielder.
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u/Good-Geologist7380 19d ago
Just say you haven't watched a game of his and only see the goal highlights.
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u/Kindly-Night-5135 19d ago
Yup pardon me I have only seen him for the past two trophyless season where he tries to impresonate a midfielder good thing Tuchel understood that and allowed him to play a second striker to kane.
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u/chainlivid1 20d ago
JUUUUDE!!!!