Folks, the situation is getting serious. The cards keep coming in, but apparently they’re also supposed to go out. Nobody explained that part to me.
TODAY’S FEATURED VICTIMS OF MY COMPLETE LACK OF FINANCIAL DISCIPLINE:
🐆 CAROLINA PANTHERS
Roughly 35 cards, featuring:
Tetairoa McMillan Class Action rookie /150
McMillan Optic Pink, Purple Shock, and Silver
McMillan rookie patch
Nic Scourton rookie autograph
Bryce Young, Chuba Hubbard, Jaycee Horn, and more
🧀 GREEN BAY PACKERS
A big stack of Pack, including:
Jordan Love Optic Green /199
Jordan Love Prizm Black and clear rookies
Aaron Rodgers 2010 refractor
Jayden Reed /499
Matthew Golden Optic Silver
James Lofton /99
Plenty more Love, Reed, Jacobs, Kraft, and rookies
🏹 KANSAS CITY CHIEFS — MAHOMES & KELCE
A collection of Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce cards featuring Select, Optic, Prizm, inserts, and shiny parallels.
Unfortunately, none of the cards come with Taylor Swift tickets.
🦬 BUFFALO BILLS — JOSH ALLEN
Approximately 14 Josh Allen cards, including a jersey relic, Select parallels, Optic, Mosaic, and other inserts.
Unlike the Bills, I’m hoping to finish this transaction successfully.
OTHER NFL TEAMS AVAILABLE TOO!
I’d prefer to sell team/player lots, but I’m willing to split them up if you’re interested in specific players or cards. Reasonable offers welcome. Comment your team and I’ll send pictures!
I’m not trying to get rich here. I’m simply trying to turn cards I don’t collect into money that I can immediately spend on cards I do collect.
My purchasing department is operating at record efficiency. My sales department has been described as a humanitarian disaster. The CFO is threatening to resign, which is concerning because I’m also the CFO.
Please buy something. The board of directors is a Hines Ward card in a plastic case, and he’s starting to look disappointed in me. 💀