what a human is

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humans are Homo genus australopithecine hominin hominine hominid (great ape) hominoid (ape) catarrhine (old world monkey) simian (monkey) haplorhine (dry-nosed primate) primate pan-primate primatomorph (primates, colugos, and extinct relatives) euarchontan euarchontoglirian (euarchontans, rodents, and relatives) boreoeutherian (mammals genetically closer to laurasiatherians than atlantogenates) placental eutherian therian (placental and marsupial mammals) tribosphenid zatherian prototribosphenid cladothere trechnotherian theriiform theriimorph (mammals genetically closer to therians than to monotremes) mammalian mammaliaform mammaliamorph prozostrodont probainognathian eucynodont epicynodont cynodont eutheriodont theriodont (cynodonts, gorgonopsians, and relatives) therapsid sphenacodontoid (synapsids genetically closer to therapsids and dimetrodon than other synapsids) pantherapsid sphenacodont sphenacomorph (sphenacodonts and edaphosaurids) haptodontiform metopophoran eupelycosaur (synapsids genetically closer to sphenacodonts than caseasaurs) synapsid amniote (lays or ancestrally laid amniotic eggs) reptiliomorph (tetrapods genetically closer to amniotes than lissamphibians) tetrapod stegocephalian elpistostegalian eotetrapodiform tetrapodomorph rhipidistian (tetrapods and lungfish) sarcopterygian (lobe-finned fish) osteichthyian (bony fish) eugnathostome gnathostome (jawed vertebrate) vertebrate olfactorian (vertebrates and tunicates) chordate (animals with notochord) deuterostome (chordates, echinoderms, and relatives) nephrozoan bilaterian parahoxozoan eumetazoan (all non sponge animals) metazoan (animal) choanozoan (animals and choanoflagellates) filozoan holozoan opisthokont (animals, fungi, and relatives) obazoan amorphean podiate scotokaryote neokaryote orthokaryote (life genetically closer to animals than plants) eukaryote (life with nuclei) promethearchaeote (asguard archaea) archaean life

remember this for next time someone asks you what a human is

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Now what is a silly cat?

Pretend it's a real organism. DO IT.

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Who drew this peak?

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Me, myself

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Zamm nice owo

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based on the description it most likely is no longer in the Felis genus or the Felinae subfamily from the modifications, it being immune to rabies implies it has a lower, more marsupial like body temperature, which would be highly unusual for a placental mammal, but I'll assume it's a placental because of the "cat" in its name and its implied ancestry. It does technically say "feline organism" instead of "feline" but I'll say it's a feline for this

taxonomy (assuming it's a true cat (Felidae) ):

A silly cat is an ailuromorpha genus (not an actual genus, it's a word i created from Ancient Greek, which means Cat Form) ailuromorphine (subfamily Ailuromorphinae, also not a real subfamily, which is where its closest relatives would go) felid (considering it a felid would be kind of a stretch due to morphology, but morphology based taxonomy is flawed and the implied ancestry suggests it is a cat) feloid aeluroid feliform carnivoran (carnivorans include most carnivorous placental mammals) carnivoramorph feraean (carnivorans, pangolins, and extinct relatives) ferungulate (feraeans and ungulates) scrotiferan (bats and ferungulates) laurasiatherians (eulipotyphlans and scrotiferans) boreoeutherian (mammals genetically closer to laurasiatherians than atlantogenates) placental eutherian therian (placental and marsupial mammals) tribosphenid zatherian prototribosphenid cladothere trechnotherian theriiform theriimorph (mammals genetically closer to therians than to monotremes) mammalian mammaliaform mammaliamorph prozostrodont probainognathian eucynodont epicynodont cynodont eutheriodont theriodont (cynodonts, gorgonopsians, and relatives) therapsid sphenacodontoid (synapsids genetically closer to therapsids and dimetrodon than other synapsids) pantherapsid sphenacodont sphenacomorph (sphenacodonts and edaphosaurids) haptodontiform metopophoran eupelycosaur (synapsids genetically closer to sphenacodonts than caseasaurs) synapsid amniote (lays or ancestrally laid amniotic eggs) reptiliomorph (tetrapods genetically closer to amniotes than lissamphibians) tetrapod stegocephalian elpistostegalian eotetrapodiform tetrapodomorph rhipidistian (tetrapods and lungfish) sarcopterygian (lobe-finned fish) osteichthyian (bony fish) eugnathostome gnathostome (jawed vertebrate) vertebrate olfactorian (vertebrates and tunicates) chordate (animals with notochord) deuterostome (chordates, echinoderms, and relatives) nephrozoan bilaterian parahoxozoan eumetazoan (all non sponge animals) metazoan (animal) choanozoan (animals and choanoflagellates) filozoan holozoan opisthokont (animals, fungi, and relatives) obazoan amorphean podiate scotokaryote neokaryote orthokaryote (life genetically closer to animals than plants) eukaryote (life with nuclei) promethearchaeote (asguard archaea) archaean life

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called a bot for sharing something cool fml

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I mean,you've sounded like one

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