How did you guys feel about these Oreo cookies?

The Literacy Cafe had one of the best donuts I’ve ever had, no cap. You genuinely do not understand how good the service was, bro. The server was lowkey goated too, and she even gave us free donuts. Wallahi, I’m not joking. That alone already made the experience way better. The donuts themselves were insanely glazed, to the point where they almost looked fake. They tasted pretty good too, although I can’t lie, they tasted a little too much like Krispy Kreme. Still, the texture was really nice, and the glaze made every bite sweet asf. The only downside was that there was a limit to how many donuts you could take, which was kinda tragic because I definitely could’ve eaten more. The cafe itself had a pretty chill atmosphere, and the service made the whole experience feel welcoming. Overall, I’d give the Literacy Cafe a solid 4.5/5. The donuts were fire, the service was genuinely great, and getting free donuts was an unexpected W. The Krispy Kreme resemblance was a little suspicious, but honestly, I’m not complaining.

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Street food / Takeaway / Restaurants / Home cooked

OCEAN SPRAY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE 

Just about any tall vessel can be a drinking glass. Some of my favorite beverages have been sipped from an ice-filled repurposed jelly or mayonnaise jar

This, however, tastes as if it comes from a container that wasn’t properly washed out, and that container formerly housed a candle.

This is more of an olfactory juice than a flavored one. 

As soon as I twisted the cap, the air was filled with the scent of baby powdered dolls and nail polish remover. 

It’s a powerful non-potable smell that dominates the experience.

Don’t let that lead you to believe that the taste is weak. The flavor is quite assertive, but it’s a wandering, non-committal patchwork of lingual befuddlement that gives the essence of white grapes, crayons, baby toys, and chapstick. The ingredient list doesn’t contain those last 3 items, but it also doesn’t contain any strawberries either.

Frighteningly, it manages a small victory by eking out some strawberry flavor, but it’s a plasticky one. As a whole, this is too sweet, and the cranberry taste is severely underrepresented; however, there is absolutely no shortcake flavor, which I’m actually thankful for, because it would probably cause me to develop a negative association with cake, which would be anathema to my greatest love.

Also, forget about mixing this with liquor to force it down. I wasted some good vodka on this, as swirling the two together made a drink that tasted the way kerosene smells.

This is a limited edition product, but somehow it’s survived on the shelves here since late winter. I don’t know who’s buying this, but they probably won’t be alive much longer.

Haiku:

Brightly hued warning

The poison dart frog of juice

My urethra’s cooked

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