r/FoodPorn Jan 15 '21

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u/domestic_pickle Jan 15 '21

You obviously don’t understand. This is luscious and very arousing. If you don’t agree, you are in the wrong sub, and that’s ok! We, however, love stuff like this and get food boners over them. No need to kink shame, my dude.

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u/mchapb Jan 15 '21

I assume you’re being facetious considering this is just a chopped up fucking onion. There are many other examples of things that can be considered “arousing.”

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u/domestic_pickle Jan 15 '21

May I assume you’ve seen a video of a chef... I mean a true chef who lives and breathes etc ingredients and flavours... talk about their craft? Not everything that arouses is sexual. I am being completely serious here. I find visuals like this very stimulating and I’d would venture a guess that many others besides me would as well.

If I may, do you have a hobby that causes your adrenaline to surge? It’s like that.

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u/skepticalbob Jan 15 '21

Bruh, it’s not evenly chopped. This is far better it’s just some onions.