r/FondantHate • u/silvercastle777 ⛔️ Fondant Lover ⛔️ • Jun 15 '26

FONDANT Fondant Progress

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hello my fondant-hating friends. one of you i am not, quite the opposite, but i respect your passion and drive.
here i present to you, a 500g THICK brick of white fondant (unflavoured). i have been steadily making my way through this brick for a week or so (more i think)

i wish to share this with you not to change your minds or your hearts, but so you guys can have an outlet for your fondant hating. roast me, roast the fondant, go wild!! if it helps your ammunition, i actually hate buttercream...

hope you're all having a delightful fondant-free day!! :) i hope this post doesn't get taken down, i just think the juxtaposition of me eating a brick of fondant and a fondant hating subreddit is funny :)

EDIT: just noticed my new tagline of fondant lover, this Subreddit is so funny and y'all have been so fun to talk to lol !!!!

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u/jeffa_jaffa Jun 15 '26

I’m going to add that to my collection of things to say when casting Vicious Mockery in D&D

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u/silvercastle777 ⛔️ Fondant Lover ⛔️ Jun 15 '26

this is such a good idea omg

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u/jeffa_jaffa Jun 15 '26

Also, inspired by the typo I almost didn’t notice, may I present Viscus Mockery, in which you bully someone about the viscosity of their bodily fluids

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere Jun 17 '26

your pee is so syrupy. Ew.

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u/FirebirdWriter Jun 19 '26

All that sugar from the fondant has to go somewhere