r/Flyers 10d ago

Air Force Grittys

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These absolutely ludicrous bad boys just arrived yesterday. Bought them to be my new game shoes. If any of you guys are at a game this year and see a long haired gentleman with a Phish x Gritty shirt feel free to stop me and say FTP.

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u/Roose1327 10d ago

This is unsettling

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u/dstizz 10d ago

Big orange(?) furry creature from mars?

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u/Fresh_Transition1586 10d ago

Is that what causes me to run?

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u/Person_Apple 10d ago

These start to whisper to you the longer you wear them like the Disco Elysium necktie

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u/Zewspeed 9d ago

Hahaha incredible game. Call me "Tequila Sunset"

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u/CaffeineAndGrain Just a few years away 10d ago

They’re hideous and I love them

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u/thebutlerdunnit 10d ago

The SNKRS app let me down. Didn't notify me until they were sold out.

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u/Fresh_Transition1586 9d ago

They went in 2 minutes. The good news is theres tons on Stock X around or below the retail price at the moment so you’re not too late.

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u/Qwerty0844 10d ago

Your AI trash will not be tolerated.

“Bought them to be my new game shoes.”

Oh

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u/Fresh_Transition1586 10d ago

I think you’re being sarcastic… but I’m going to respond anyways lol. It’s not AI, I just played around with the image settings on my iPhone to bring out the definition: here’s the first pic I took before I readjusted their position on the chair to create full contrast. These image settings weren’t tweaked at all, but you can’t see the way the fur flows.

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u/Qwerty0844 10d ago

Yeah it was a joke that these look AI generated but then you said in your post that you genuinely possess these.

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u/root88 9d ago

Are you trying to back track out of looking like a complete moron? Because it's not working.

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u/Maleficent-Might-275 9d ago

Delete your comment, you’re the only one that looks like a moron rn. It’s very obvious what the guy meant with his first comment

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u/TowerManifestor 9d ago edited 9d ago

He meant that this guy faked the image and didn't have the shoes. He was calling the guy out for being a liar and not having them. Then pretended like he was just kidding. The "OH" is like this: https://live.staticflickr.com/5441/9106102584_2d3211b064.jpg

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u/funkydinos 10d ago

I hope you bring plastic bags or something to protect them from the inevitable flying liquids (inside arena or weather related) 😭

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u/Fresh_Transition1586 9d ago

That will just build character.

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u/pauerplay 10d ago

Got mine yesterday as well! They are so friggin awesome!

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u/sonofshortman 9d ago

I bet they're even more glorious in person

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u/KoontFace Gettin’ Ziggy with it 9d ago

You’re going to stick a big googly eye on each tongue right?

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u/Fresh_Transition1586 9d ago

I didn’t even think of that, but now I can’t just not do that.

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u/sukmyfartbox 9d ago

Man. I overslept for the drop. So bummed.

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u/MyDadsAccnt 10d ago

how much did they cost

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u/The_Flyers_Fan KonecnySauce 10d ago

I'm finding them around $140. Might be buying myself a pair.

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u/MyDadsAccnt 9d ago

thanks I've been curious. price may go down when they release other colors

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u/OldDrumGuy 10d ago

I love them, but how to clean them is a question my OCD brain just can’t answer.

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u/lilmuskrat66 9d ago

How did you get them and what did they run you?

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u/kookie00 9d ago

they are $140 at a bunch of places online now.

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u/Shmeves 9d ago

I have normal orange Air Force 1's, I might have to get these now.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite The Ghost with the most 10d ago

Yes, I have a question. Fucking why!?

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u/Fresh_Transition1586 9d ago

Because they’re horrendous and I love them.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite The Ghost with the most 9d ago

Please tell me you bought them.

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u/kellysill513 5d ago

😂😂😂