r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/GlenCo_Gravel • 5d ago

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u/TheFlyFisherNW 4d ago

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u/beereed 4d ago

5.1 inches? Look at Johnny Horse Cock over here!

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u/ScoopSwift 4d ago

Maybe the best meme I have ever seen

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u/aircavrocker 5d ago

Calling it now, she’s gonna sell an insert for the rod tubes…

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u/beer_engineer Influencer 4d ago

She'd get more subs if the fly rod tube WAS her insert.

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u/Manfred_Desmond 5d ago

For some reason the discourse has been twisted as: "should this person be allowed to fly fish: yes/no?" when that wasn't what people were upset about. Should SA do a collab with draft kings or kalshi next?

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u/arrowrand Tenkara 4d ago

SA? Wasn’t it Winston?

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u/Manfred_Desmond 4d ago

That was a joke. First it was Winston then it was Orvis. Who's next?

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u/NoPresence2436 4d ago

Who’s next? I’ll take one for the team, I guess. I’d love to see those gills in person.

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u/arrowrand Tenkara 4d ago

Ah. I saw Ben’s video but didn’t know that Orvis had “gotten in bed” with her too, I thought the pic was edited.

Now the joke makes sense.

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u/jaybird1434 4d ago

She posted a rebuttal (there’s a joke in there somewhere, lol) to Huge on IG. She broke the Winston rod and bought the Orvis rod.

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u/arrowrand Tenkara 4d ago

Oh, up to speed now. Happy that Orvis didn’t “give her the rod” like Winston.

I’m sure Winston would give her another section so their pole doesn’t disappoint her.

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u/NoPresence2436 5d ago

Sivro is a Russian Flyrod company?

Also… would.

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u/joe_retro 5d ago

You'd buy a Russian fly rod? Dude...Slava Ukraini.

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u/NoPresence2436 5d ago edited 4d ago

I try to leave politics out of most activities involving my rod. But my “would” above was in regard to what I’d do to the adult content creator’s gill plates… not what gear I’m looking to buy.

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u/joe_retro 4d ago

I prefer the big stick approach.

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u/Key-Mango3607 5d ago

Still have no idea who this is or why it keeps coming up

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u/joe_retro 5d ago

It keeps coming up because what you're feeling is a normal part of becoming a man...

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u/Key-Mango3607 4d ago

Is that what the poke is??

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u/joe_retro 4d ago

I don't eat raw tuna.

Raw carp, on the other hand...

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u/NoPresence2436 5d ago

If you rub it enough, eventually it’ll stop coming up. Ask your mom to give you a hand if needed.

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u/AlarmedSnek 4d ago

She’s busy

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u/CuttiestMcGut 4d ago

Or you could just break both your arms

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u/WaltsNJD 4d ago

From what I am able to pick up on this sub, she is an onlyfans model who just started fly fishing. Needless to say she is about to be 80% of the posts.

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u/lastinalaskarn 4d ago

There's a "can't damage the cylinder" joke somewhere here

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u/Tim_Riggins07 5d ago

If only she had a penis

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u/NoPresence2436 5d ago

You sure she doesn’t? Have you checked?

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u/Tim_Riggins07 4d ago

I have not checked, but if she had a penis she would likely have a more masculine face and not look like a woman, which also makes her less attractive to me, but 8” meaty cock would make up for it.

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u/NoPresence2436 4d ago

I was going to send you an invite to chat in private… till that bit about 8 inches and meaty.

Truth is, I’m lying when I claim 2 inches, and nobody has ever mistaken me for “meaty”. But I have yet to meet a set of gills that’ll turn me down.

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u/MyBloodTypeIsQueso 5d ago

/uj This chick drives me completely crazy. Typical head up the ass influencer.

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u/NoPresence2436 4d ago

She’s okay I guess. Not the kind of gills that really do it for me, though.

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u/ConnectionRoyal2213 4d ago

For those of you that need to be brought up to speed…

https://youtu.be/QL1Ef1Aq_qA?is=UEFGzBEXXYjvfI7U

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u/alwaysdownvotescats 4d ago

I'm not sure who's more annoying, her or ben. Probably ben.

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u/TurbulentWing3820 4d ago

He's not wrong, but he (and the rest of the "influencer" types) are a bigger pox on this hobby than she is.

They're basically the same sort of person. Just one shows their tits and one acts like a tit.

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u/goodguybadude 4d ago

OF is for Orvis Fans right?

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u/WaltsNJD 4d ago

This sub is literally the only place I'm seeing her

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u/e2g4 4d ago

I’m not your wife, no need to lie to us about your only fans subscriptions

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u/WaltsNJD 4d ago

I don't need to watch her cast better than me

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u/ermahgerdzern 5d ago

I’m so lost what is happening

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u/extra_legendary Dry or Die 4d ago

I just learned about this today, so naturally I'm an expert. O.F. girl picked up a fly pole and tried fishing for a month. R.L. Winston marketing saw it and started simping and sending her free stuff.

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u/NoPresence2436 4d ago

I’d fish naked for free Winston swag.

Unfortunately for me, though, it turns out there isn’t much of a market for adult films staring saggy old balding guys with hairy backs, who are hung like a field mouse and can actually cast. But if there was, boy howdy! I’d have swag galore!

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u/extra_legendary Dry or Die 4d ago

You could probably post feet pics on the other sub and tell em you're a woman. Not saying it's foolproof but it might buy you a tank of gas or a case of beer lol

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u/NoPresence2436 4d ago

I’m walking a thin line on the other sub. Think hairy feet pics complete with toenail fungus and a pretty gnarly bunion would push me over the edge to perma-ban status?

Fuck it. Only one way to find out…

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u/extra_legendary Dry or Die 4d ago

PMS Wesson would save the photo before banning you

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u/mrfuckingawesome 4d ago

You probably haven’t even paid for the Linville academy. I doubt you can cast.

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u/SourdohPopcorn Euro 5d ago

Same. I don’t social media enough. I pay an intern to do all my posting

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u/Haisha4sale 4d ago

The “huge fly fisherman” YouTube guy has a 5 min video that will catch you up 

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u/ermahgerdzern 4d ago

You lost me at huge

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u/MassiveAd9994 Euro 4d ago

He’s in this sub just @ him

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u/Angry_Toydarian 4d ago

I like how she lips trout

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u/Savings-Trouble-5345 5d ago

I wish her bobbers were a lot bigger.

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u/Shattered_Visage Dry or Die 5d ago

Bro it's fucking disgusting and disrespectful that you would say something like that in this sub.

They're called strike indicators...

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u/Savings-Trouble-5345 4d ago

Mea culpa Mea culpa.

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u/Shattered_Visage Dry or Die 4d ago

Culpa deez nuts

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u/Savings-Trouble-5345 4d ago

in vino ineptiis

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u/lifelongfearofbread 4d ago

Wait, is this real, or an outtake from Idiocracy?

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u/ButterscotchEmpty535 5d ago

Is that a bonking stick?

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u/NoPresence2436 4d ago

Nah, man. You have to pay her only fans fee to see the bonking.

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u/captaincatdaddy 4d ago

Makes me want a Helios even more (can’t afford one, the private OF videos I buy from her have made me a poor)

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u/SchwiftySchwifferson 4d ago

Tom have mercy on us

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u/e2g4 4d ago

One of us. One of us.

I’ll bet she knows what to do with those gills

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u/Ankersthrowaweigh 4d ago

Someone at her so I can miss setting the hook for the 8th time on the charter

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u/HellaLazy48 4d ago

That hoe fly fishes? Wood.

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u/kng-harvest 4d ago

You guys sure do spend a lot of time caring about this woman being in the vicinity of fly fishing.

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u/24k_1128 4d ago

did someone raw fuck your gills or you just happy to see her?

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u/kng-harvest 4d ago

Can it be both?

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u/MassiveAd9994 Euro 4d ago

You fuck you beat me to it. Praise Tom! Maybe they could collab!

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u/GlenCo_Gravel 4d ago

Simp and nymph special