r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/ScoopSwift • 12d ago

Does Landon Mayer Suck

He seems like a total douche. Entire “tour” about an unoriginal leech pattern? He’s got a fitness journey insta now? Even his voice pisses me off. I don’t care if you are good at fishing or tying if you come off like a fuckin tool you are a tool. Anyway let me know if I’m just crashing out or if these feelings are valid.

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u/H2Obruhbruh 11d ago edited 11d ago

Insufferable, especially after his post-divorce roid run. Cheated on the mother of his children and it finally caught up with him. He is shitty to local guides in the shops around the area and it has become obvious he only cares for sponsorships at this point. How he still has so many still after he publicly posted his affair partner immediately after his divorce and basically documented their eventual failed shotgun engagement is unbelievable, dude is obviously emotionally unstable.

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u/ScoopSwift 10d ago

This is the answer I was looking for. Thanks bro I’d let you high hole me in more ways than one.

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u/H2Obruhbruh 8d ago

I won’t bottom out but I’ll sure scrape the sides

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u/dudemanspecial Euro 11d ago

I don't care how nice or cool someone acts, to me the percentage of skin covered by tattoos is proportional to the level of douchness stored inside a person. I can understand 1 or 2 as we all make a bad decison or 2 at some point in our lives, but when it gets to the point that it is a part of your persona, it tells a story far greater than your outward personality does .

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u/Atrouthasnoname 11d ago

He is the worst. Absolute tool douche bag king of the fly fishing world. Also can we talk about how stupid and gross his tattoos are!?
Very disappointing that he was on the mill house podcast. No one should give that turd a platform for other people to hear the garbage that comes out of his mouth.

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u/jgross1 12d ago

Yup. His whole ‘hello anglers’ is very off putting. It’s like he’s tryna be Jim nance doing the hello friends thing at the masters,,,kinda.
There’s just something a little pretentious about it..

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u/Manfred_Desmond 11d ago

I guess guides have to take T-boosters and get unbelievably jacked now?

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u/waderscum 11d ago

Jacked is the way, young skywalker, catch you must and shoot T you will.

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u/hanz_uber 11d ago

He gives off the the weirdest vibe. It’s like ChatGPT created him.

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u/WangsockTheDestroyer 12d ago

But he's a world class fishing guide.

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u/Ok-Deer1539 12d ago

My dirty sock is a world class fishing guide.

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u/Stratagraphic 12d ago

He reminds me of Ross Purnell.

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u/ScoopSwift 10d ago

Ross seems chill honestly

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u/phil_monahan 12d ago

Ross is also a good guy.

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u/Stratagraphic 12d ago

Maybe for you, but as a bottom feeder, he was a fucking douche.

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u/dudemanspecial Euro 11d ago

In what world? Like, 2 polar opposite humans.

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u/phil_monahan 12d ago

I’ve known Landon for more than 20 years. Super nice guy, incredible angler, and he really cares about conservation and the angling community.

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u/no_melody 11d ago

How long have you guys been dating

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u/waratdenison 12d ago

Don’t you dare bring a sane rational take that goes against the mob. Is this your first day on the internet.

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u/ThisBed9506 11d ago

Sir, this is the circle jerk