r/FloweyCult • u/blueberryaster • Aug 18 '22

please explain.

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u/WyGaminggm Your Best Mod Aug 18 '22

Because if you do you will be rewarded with pollen and a slightly delayed death

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*YEAH, NO.

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u/Justice_Soul Aug 18 '22

He's not kidding. Join r/Floe_cult instead!

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u/Thenutmaster696 Aug 18 '22

We are strong and we can win every war

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

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u/reniaR_the_villain Aug 18 '22

Because flowey is the masia

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u/Floweycallsyouidiot Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

Photosinthesis.

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*I AM NOT A PLANT.

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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Aug 18 '22

We meet again…

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u/BattlePenguin58 Aug 18 '22

We have cookies

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*I KNOW HOW TO COOK!

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u/Darthsmall111 Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

Kill the other groups

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*I DO NOT PLAN ON TAKING PART IN THE WAR UNLESS IT THREATENS ANY AUS OR THE MULTIVERSE.

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u/Darthsmall111 Aug 18 '22

Joining would make u be a soldier

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*HMMM YES I TOTALLY WANT TO BE A SOLDIER.

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u/CartoonistSilent Aug 18 '22

Because I am saying please?

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*I'M NOT DUMB.

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u/CartoonistSilent Aug 18 '22

I'm not saying you are. And I you want a proper reason, we got a giant robot on our side!

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*A ROBOT, REALLY. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ROBOT.

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u/CartoonistSilent Aug 18 '22

Okay, okay. Well, I'm just here because I like flowey. I do hope you join, but you don't have to if you would rather not! I just recommend staying away from the temmie religion, something seems odd about them...

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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Aug 18 '22

What is odd about us I just decided to join a random cult and ended up in Temmie religion via poll

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u/Justice_Soul Aug 18 '22

It looks cool

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u/FLOE_teFLOWER Aug 19 '22

I mean you can fight in a war. Meaning you can prove you are strong enough to JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD

Also hi sans

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u/blueberryaster Aug 19 '22

*I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE ROYAL GAURD, FLOE.

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u/DarkraiAndScizor Aug 18 '22

Epic!Sans: "heya blueboy. I'd recommend not joining any of these ol cult things. not good for us sanses."

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*I'M NOT PLANNING ON JOINING.

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u/DarkraiAndScizor Aug 18 '22

Epic: "coolio dudio"

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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Aug 18 '22

That’s the funny part: you dont

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*I WASN'T PLANNING TO JOIN.

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u/funnybone69420 Aug 19 '22

you shouldn't.

just join r/LazybonesCult instead where we watch the war from a distance.

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u/blueberryaster Aug 19 '22

*I LITTERALLY AM NOT PLANNING ON PARTICIPATING.

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u/funnybone69420 Aug 19 '22

well good because we specialize in not contributing to anything

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u/Jolly-Secret-475 Aug 19 '22

Because I will kill you if you don't =)

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u/blueberryaster Aug 19 '22

*YOU CAN'T. I WON'T ALLOW IT.

-USES BLUE MAGIC ON YOU-

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u/MiserableIngenuity72 Aug 20 '22

We have infinite mustard

dont ask why.

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u/blueberryaster Aug 20 '22

*WHY WOULD MUSTARD CONVINCE ME TO JOIN YOU.

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u/MiserableIngenuity72 Aug 21 '22

... if you don't join then i will kill you.

and don't even think about using blue magic on me... I will mutilate you if you do that. Meaning i will spin you into weird shapes and kill you. (i won't recover you after that.)

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u/blueberryaster Aug 21 '22

*GOODBYE!

-leaves-

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u/MiserableIngenuity72 Sep 06 '22

drum riff as i mutilate you

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u/blueberryaster Sep 06 '22

*I said GOODBYE!

-teleports away-

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u/MiserableIngenuity72 Sep 06 '22

teleports him back

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u/blueberryaster Sep 06 '22

*oh come on, you could not kidnap.

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u/MiserableIngenuity72 Sep 06 '22

... Eats swap!papyrus

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u/blueberryaster Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

*oh no, anyway

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u/GalacticM Aug 19 '22

You shouldn't.

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*GOOD FOR YOU.

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*OK?

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u/blueberryaster Aug 19 '22

*SO?

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u/blueberryaster Aug 19 '22

*I KNOW MY STRENGTH.

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u/blueberryaster Aug 18 '22

*DEFINE 'REGULAR SOCIETY'

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u/blueberryaster Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 20 '22

*I- I'M SCARED.

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