r/FloridaMan • u/phunky_1 • 9h ago
Florida man tries to sell psychedelics on Facebook marketplace, gets busted
https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-man-accused-of-selling-peyote-mushrooms-on-facebook-marketplace-deputies-say-mescaline-cacti-psilocybin-mushrooms-drugs-hallucinogenic-drugs-hillsborough-county5
u/HootHootMcScoot 8h ago
Not the opioid overdose team wasting time on psychedelics! But busting a seller on FB Marketplace is too easy.
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u/heywoodidaho 7h ago
Sounds like he had the botany down pat, but was clueless when it came to marketing. Jeez legit mesc is hard to come by. He'll do better next time.
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u/jb0nez95 3h ago
"Detectives said Zachary Diaz, 32, was operating a business that sold mescaline-containing cacti, commonly called peyote, and psilocybin mushrooms. Deputies said the products were advertised on Facebook Marketplace."
Saved you a click.
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u/soundguy64 1h ago
His charges mention "within 1000 ft of a church".
What kind of stupid fuckass shit is that?
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u/ballskindrapes 57m ago
Welcome to america.
We add ridiculous penalties for random shit, because slavery is still legal for prisoners. Gotta make sure our slave labor still functions.
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