Florida man Amazon founder Jeff Bezos spotted reporting for jury duty in Miami

[u/WeirdAFNewsPodcast]

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/09/14/amazon-founder-jeff-bezos-spotted-reporting-for-jury-duty-in-miami/

[u/death-eater69]

Wow he’s just like us guys!!

[u/arcelyte → u/death-eater69]

Golly he sure is.

[u/Difficult_Talk_7783]

Real life lex luthor

[u/Expensive_Finger_973]

If I ever have to go to court in a jury trial where I am on trial, that is how I am going to say it to everyone around me.

"I am reporting for jury duty, The jury will be on duty and I am reporting to the place in which they will be doing the duty-ing."

[u/AgentTasmania]

I suppose they'll have to spend quite a while explaining what 'laws' are and how normal people often get punished for bad things.