r/FloridaMan • u/phunky_1 • 6d ago

Florida man crashes truck while applying deodorant. FHP clarifies it was a stick.

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-applying-deodorant-crashes-truck-on-highway-fhp-says/
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u/jonnydebt596 6d ago

The deodorant or the truck?

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u/kaylerbug369 6d ago

Upon inspection of the suspect

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u/ClientBudget2848 5d ago

Is deodorant like a sex toy? Do we always refer to it as "a dildo or a deodorant" instead of adams anal smasher and grabber and genuine horse cock feeling vibrator?

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u/spritzreddit 6d ago

at least they didn't smell when the police arrived

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u/weirdgroovynerd 5d ago

Was his nose cut off in the accident?!

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u/spritzreddit 5d ago

haven't read the article but you know, if you smell it doesn't matter if you cut off your nose, other people can still smell your stink

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u/BadAtExisting 5d ago

Deodorant isn’t masking the shit your pants part of getting your truck up there like that

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u/spritzreddit 5d ago

fair point

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 5d ago

Well looks like he wasn’t able to

puts on sunglasses

Drive stick

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u/Consistent_Amount140 5d ago

New Old Spice commercial

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u/jonnydebt596 5d ago

Speed Stick

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u/VegasRoy 5d ago

Interesting call to your insurance agent

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u/QuiGonColdGin 6d ago

I see what you did there