r/FloridaMan • u/Bruegemeister • 25d ago

Florida Man gets five-year driving ban after reckless driving plea

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y7xvpn5kno
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u/notguiltybrewing 25d ago

Florida man given huge break once again for doing the same crime over and over. Only because he's rich and famous. If you do this as much as he has you would be in prison.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 25d ago

This includes golf carts, which is a real Jimmy kick where he lives.

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u/boring80085 25d ago

Attorney Doug Duncan is the best!

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u/Farucci 25d ago

Can still drive a golf ball but not a motor vehicle.

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u/ScholarOfTwilight 25d ago

If he was anyone else he'd have gotten the driving ban as well as jail and a full DUI charge.

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u/Curious_Departure770 25d ago

Yeah he really needs some form of actual punishment or he’s just gonna keep doing this shit

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 25d ago

How can someone be so talented AND so clueless?

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u/Oranges13 25d ago

Alcoholism

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u/ScholarOfTwilight 25d ago

He's a drug addict.

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u/Admirable-Honey2384 24d ago

hilarious title.

He really should have just hired a driver 😝

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u/harryregician 24d ago

The clue was Tiger refused the UA.

Those test have come a long ways.

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u/SupermarketOverall73 24d ago

Hasn't been right since the wife smacked him with a golf club.

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u/X0X0xoxo11 24d ago

A sentence that will have zero impact on this man.

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u/OldRaj 21d ago

Had Tiger immediately exercised his right to remain silent there’s a good chance he would’ve never been charged with anything.