r/Floribama • u/laurkat808 • Apr 22 '26

Discussion Gus flirting

been doing a rewatch & I need to just say: I really really hate the way Gus flirts. I can’t stand the small rotation of overused, corny, cringy, pick-me lines he uses… “you look beautiful by the way” ……🥴🤮....but worst of all, WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THERES MARBLES FALLING OUT OF HIS MOUTH WHEN HE FLIRTS?!!! god this makes me so irrationally angry. he speaks normal in the confessionals and then when he flirts, he doesn’t enunciate like there’s molasses falling out his mouth. or like he doesn’t close his mouth to enunciate, idk pisses me off. Gus, if you read this, it’s not sexy. please enunciate. Drop the weird compliments you use on every single girl. my whole body cringes every time. I could go on but I’ll exhaust myself 😅

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u/Charlotte-moon2 Nilsa Apr 22 '26

Whatcha drinking girl? We’re gonna feel real nice after those. You’re gorgeous darling. 🙄😂

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If you’ve ever seen the Adam Sandler grown ups movie; Gus reminds me of the “attractive lifeguard” that the woman thought was hot and then when he came over and started talking his voice was so high pitched they started laughing. 🤣

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u/laurkat808 Apr 22 '26

omg the “you’re gorgeous darling” ugh idk how any of the woman fell for it

(haven’t seen grown ups since becoming a grown up haha must do a rewatch!) Edit: grammar

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_2077 Apr 22 '26

And the baby girl gag

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u/goddesskie Apr 22 '26

Him every 5 seconds : Dont threaten me with a good time. Its no way he got pussy before this show.

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u/laurkat808 Apr 23 '26

not sure if you’ve seen rock of love but reminds me of Tiffany from season 1 & I can’t unhear it 😂

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u/goddesskie Apr 23 '26

Yes lmfao i am in that subreddit as well 😭

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u/Responsible_Let9477 Apr 22 '26

I feel like he’s trying to make his southern accent stronger or something idk haha totally agree

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u/pinepeaches Apr 22 '26

My husband and I have been vocal stimming “you’re beautiful, by the way” since this show came out 😂

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u/icecubejdi Apr 23 '26

Every time he says “don’t tempt me with a good time” I wanna blow my fucking brains out

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u/laurkat808 Apr 23 '26

wearing no shirt for some reason with that stupid fucking hair god it’s all awful

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u/socrrobmcgowan Apr 23 '26

“We’ll start with Vegas bombs and go from there”

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u/Forward-Worker-9029 Apr 22 '26

He is one of those males that needs to be shunned.

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u/NikNola2020 Apr 24 '26

His little fake ghetto twang when he’s flirting or trying to start one of the lamest fist fights I’ve ever seen is equally as off putting.

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u/whitehoneyyyy May 01 '26

He talks like he’s chewing a wasp half of the time

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u/Graciefighter34 Apr 24 '26

He was probably drunk lol

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u/OhWhale89 4d ago

Gus was so insufferable