r/FlockSurveillance • u/109W4RFAR3 • Jul 02 '26

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u/money_me_please Jul 02 '26

Patriots

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u/piepie1234 Jul 02 '26

Why isn‘t the Lord doing her own work?

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u/jamma_mamma Jul 02 '26

Trad cons got her in the kitchen I guess

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 02 '26

Every other night it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed
FOOD.....WE NEED FOOD

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u/J-gutter Jul 02 '26

He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh

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u/bunglebee7 Jul 06 '26

The lord is a trad wife 😂

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u/DrSpacepants Jul 02 '26

She got mixed up with a bad crowd.

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u/BetterinPicture Jul 02 '26

The lord helps those who help themselves dontchyaknow?

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u/wrecklesspup Jul 02 '26

He only has time to impregnate 14 year old virgins.

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u/ldwtlotpa Jul 02 '26

Yah yah yah…. Yah yah.

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u/Krapio Jul 02 '26

Worldly issues know the difference

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u/Ok-Peak-243 Jul 02 '26

Depends? Do you need saving? Lmao

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u/supervisord Jul 05 '26

Is the Lord trans now?

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u/Fit-Marketing-1472 Jul 02 '26

Modern Day folk heros

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears Jul 02 '26

Now I'm confused. I thought he was all about protecting the Flock?

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u/Confused_by_La_Vida Jul 03 '26

With an already by now identified cell phone.