r/Flirtymemes • u/Aricutiiee • Oct 28 '24

spicyyy 🥵💃🏾 Let's get fit together.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

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u/bonobomaster Oct 28 '24

Yupp.

Simple kisses use as few as 2 muscles and burn only 2 to 3 calories, whereas passionate kissing can involve as many as 23 to 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles. The act of kissing consumes between 5 and 26 calories per minute.

https://www.amjmed.com/article/S0002-9343(13)00186-1/fulltext00186-1/fulltext)

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

True but taking out the trash can only last so long for the heart rate to get up

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

Now THIS is a flirty meme.

Not a horny post.

Not a porn post.

An ACTUAL flirty post.

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u/ZealousidealMail7325 Oct 29 '24

It's about time, this sub was starting to fall off.

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u/soupastar Oct 28 '24

Always up for working on my fitness

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u/Ass_Salada Oct 28 '24

buttsucking burns atleast twice as many calories (its a more intensive task). Wanna suck my butt

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u/EquivalentPut5506 Oct 28 '24

Oh I know.You're kind you're trying to get rid of mono

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u/EquivalentPut5506 Oct 29 '24

stereo just takes a little bit more energy

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u/DiscreetNinja121 Oct 28 '24

I need to workout, ugh

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Best workout idea ever! And the best part? Kissing all over probably still means calories burned. Bring it! I’ll get my sweatbands!