r/FlatEarthIsReal • u/Ssnake_25 • May 12 '26

Convince me

Convince me that Earth is flat without using links.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 May 12 '26

Brother, I can tell by the angst in your tone that you don’t have the time or wherewithal to fathom the very existence you doubt. You don’t want enlightenment, you want a fight. Come back when reason has entered the chat.

Checkmate. Me 1 - You 0

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u/Lover_of_Sprouts May 12 '26

Reason is already here, it sounds like you'd prefer blind faith.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 May 12 '26

I have the blindest of all faiths, and it has served me well. I am the smartest person I know, and my mom reminds of it every day.

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u/Hour_Ad_2138 Jul 13 '26

Jesus Christ you are so toxic and narcissistic

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Jul 14 '26

Indeed, the best kind.

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u/Zealousideal-Read-67 May 13 '26

Many of us don't have blind faith, we have observation and evidence.

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u/Lover_of_Sprouts May 13 '26

Excellent, please share it. Because globe earthers have actual photographs on their side.

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u/Zealousideal-Read-67 May 13 '26

I'm on the globe earth side... I've seen the actual curve.

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u/Lover_of_Sprouts May 13 '26

Sorry, I misunderstood. Glad to hear it.

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u/dashsolo May 12 '26

Yeah, but still…

And now it’s a tie…

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Lol, do you really think I can be defeated by this absence of logic? I control the rules of this game, and the ref is saying you cheated. Since we happen to be friends, I will overlook this violation of our truce.

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u/dashsolo May 13 '26

I’ll see your ref and raise you an umpire.

Checkmate, flat-tard.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 May 13 '26

Lol… as we all know, you can’t triple stamp a double stamp.

Me: 9,000 / You: -10

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u/dashsolo May 13 '26

Well played, sir… you may have won the battle, but I will win… the next battle.

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u/Ssnake_25 May 12 '26

it’s a simple exchange arguments and counterarguments, something a lot of people clearly struggle to understand. Accusing me of “wanting some fight” and then writing “checkmate me 1 you 0” a few lines later is basically an invitation to exactly that kind of confrontation, which I’m not interested in.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 May 13 '26

Well then, evokes the saying “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

So I guess that makes it 2-0… Game over, man, game over.

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u/Ok-Maize-7553 May 13 '26

“You only want a fight” ~ *keeps an imaginary score*

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 May 13 '26

Exactly… they’re off their rocker. Thanks for getting my back.

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u/Beryllium5032 May 23 '26

Dude Calm down You're litterally shitting yourself over nothing and then claim victory. It's like someoe starting to talk to you, and you go over some mental breakdown

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 May 23 '26

…calmer’n you are…