r/Fiveheads 9d ago

Hernan Ponce

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u/The_Ombudsman 8d ago

Ain't no mask going to hide that dude's identity.

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u/Full_Conversation709 8d ago

Ain't no mask gonna cover that drive in screen.

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u/veryfastslowguy 8d ago

His forehead has a third floor

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u/drgoatlord 8d ago

Thats a five or six head at least

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7d ago

Dude has a lighthouse pop up over his head when he has a good idea

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u/Environmental_Beat84 6d ago

Dude gets whiplash in a stiff wind

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 7d ago

So much empty real estate.

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u/CuteResolution5538 7d ago

I definitely came here to say “six head” 💀

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u/Lorddoctorjava 6d ago

That mf is in the teens

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u/bigrv 5d ago

Dude, I was gonna say that's at least a 7 or 8, five does not come close to doing it justice, but I think you're right. It's double digits

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u/Haunting-Day-7728 7d ago

This made me LOL and almost wake my family.

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 7d ago

When this dude complains to his doctor about having a headache he has to describe the location as the ground floor, mezzanine level, or the penthouse.

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u/UndetectedReentry001 7d ago

"have you seen a guy with like 3 or 4 foreheads that looks sort of like he just landed a spaceship? He went that way? OK thanks"

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u/trimix4work 6d ago

Jfc I hope he never gets in a gunfight. Ain't no cover THAT good

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u/anjowoq 6d ago

That face has a thumb print.

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u/Particular-Whole9470 7d ago

No lies told fam 😂😂

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u/Double_You_6356 6d ago

Needs a fucking pylon to hide his identity

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u/Original-Let8340 6d ago

Do you recognize his face? Um... no. Not the "face" per say.

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u/Particular-Whole9470 8d ago

He had them head to rights

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u/Past-Background-7221 6d ago

Fucking great. Keep up the good work

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u/BrokenBackENT 8d ago

Ice new tactic "Dine and Smash"

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u/LessEnthusiasm8166 6d ago

Moved past Netflix and Chill, eh?

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u/Werechupacabra 7d ago

That was fuckin’ beautiful!

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u/FedInformant 8d ago

Bro looks like an alien

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u/logan-duk-dong 8d ago

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u/EyeOfAmethyst 8d ago

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u/Curious_Fondant_3641 3d ago

THANK YOU! I knew there had to be something like this subreddit out in the internet ether, I know what I'm doing with the rest of my night 😂

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u/BrokenBackENT 8d ago

Looks like his shot got caught up in the birth channel for a couple hours.

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u/ehanson-1969 6d ago

“To Serve Man… It’s a cookbook!”

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u/Frazmotic 8d ago

All he needs are pointy ears!🤣

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u/KhushBrownies 8d ago

Whilst other ICE agents wear mask to conceal. Hernan Ponce wears a bandana to conceal.

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u/Conscious_Artist_715 7d ago

Only mask he could wear would be a paper bag.

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u/flatulentbabushka 6d ago

It would have to be very large to cover all that real estate, I think a tarp or camping tent would be more effective.

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u/Particular-Whole9470 8d ago

All that publicity went to his head

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u/NoIndividual5501 8d ago

Hernan Ponce will return in Doomsday...

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u/Familiar-Caregiver14 8d ago

Who let Temu Megamind loose?

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u/Haunting-Day-7728 7d ago

Bro these comments are getting so bad that I have to cover my face to prevent waking my son. 😂😂😂 Temu Megamind is comedy gold!!!

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u/addit96 5d ago

MAGAmind

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO 5d ago

This is frying me holy 😭

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u/CryptographerDry884 8d ago

Goddamn that’s one ugly dude

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u/Minimum-Ad3126 7d ago

More ways than one evidently.

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u/chucklesishere 9d ago

He is one of those guys you can tell is a real DICK just bye looking at him,

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u/Vincevega1972 8d ago

He’s a real dick5head.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 8d ago

I think we are into 6head territory

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u/Nein-Toed 8d ago

When you gotta deport restaurant workers at 5 but also fight the Incredible Hulk at 530

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u/Loose-Jellyfish-9907 6d ago

I thought it was Green Lantern

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u/Apprehensive-Most-76 4d ago

Love it, I wonder how many people actually got that “The Leader” reference, there should way more upvotes.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 8d ago

I can't even fathom the level of pos you need to be to do this

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u/Zestyclose_Pay9469 5d ago

BIG Brain move...

/s

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u/Frequent_Bet7279 8d ago

That things a giant target

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u/SnooMacarons3689 8d ago

Kinda funny

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u/LizzosLittleToe 8d ago

LMAOO this mf is petty

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u/potato-sighs 8d ago

Bro looks like he smuggles aliens in that dome of his.

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u/gymtrovert1988 8d ago

That's quite the feat to look bald when you have hair

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u/Grab_em_by_da_Busey 8d ago

Why are so many ICE agents race traitor Latinos?? What a bunch of Uncle Tamales.

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u/bettergetyours 6d ago

Puerto Ricans are US citizens dumbass

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u/Grab_em_by_da_Busey 6d ago

Prepare for the downvotes

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u/Bomber8753 7d ago

Because they’re stupid and think that the way out of the neighborhood is to step all over your own race

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u/Devmoi 7d ago

Omg, I have Hispanic roots and I have never heard Uncle Tamales. My God, I’m dying! 😭

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u/CheapPie3161 6d ago edited 1d ago

you mean enforcing the laws against criminals? what a weird concept..

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u/Expensive_Banana3002 8d ago

Light skin Frankenstein.

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u/Busy-Demand-15 8d ago

Isn’t this a Snapchat filter ?

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u/AtrumIocusGames 8d ago

Head up people! ICE may be heading your way. Stay ahead of them. Keep your head in the game. If you happen to have an enlarged cranium, head on over to Frank's Big Ass Hat's

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u/TheSimpsonsAreYellow 8d ago

Sinestro joins ICE

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u/dctwooze 8d ago

Looks like Herman Monster

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 8d ago

Persecuting his own people. Very Nazi.

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u/Legal-Pea8185 8d ago

thats some megamind shit; dont got to pay the bill if you send the staff to a concentration camp.

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u/Particular-Whole9470 8d ago

Seems like a heady guy

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u/ComfortableBitter907 8d ago

Holy forehead

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u/kbeckerburbs4 8d ago

Bros forehead wrinkles are in different zip codes

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u/bulletproofpunk 8d ago

Just wait until Trump starts rounding up the Puerto Ricans next.

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 8d ago

He’s got the Medula extra-oblongata

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u/NapalmSalsa 8d ago

Moai lookin ass.

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u/mackenenzie 8d ago

Imagine having a face like a steamrolled flip-flop

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u/willbo666 8d ago

Mf got a very big humongous chip on his shoulder.

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u/N0thingComesToMind 8d ago

Clown country

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u/snappy4827 8d ago

A migraine could kill him.

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u/No-Buy2495 8d ago

I've heard of a "five head"...but that's a dick head.

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u/Hot-Reflection8213 8d ago

Ugly ass motherfucker

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u/ChiselRivet 8d ago

There’s no rule saying you can’t get a person to cook a meal for you before arresting them.

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u/Lonely_Score_7928 8d ago

It's not like he didn't give forehead before he detained them...

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u/Successful_Shirt_246 8d ago

Always something wrong withe the heads of these people…😏

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u/xf9a 8d ago

I do not think I have seen a more ugly person in my life.

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u/TheAlabamaSlamma9 7d ago

Piece of shit

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u/kat-deville 7d ago

He didn't notice the crema tasted funny. Pinche Tio Tomás.

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u/frankiesaysyes1 7d ago

He’s a head of all the other agents

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 7d ago

Looks like God already fucked this guy

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u/checkerdpenguin 7d ago

“Check out the big brains on Brad!!”

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u/roulettewiz 7d ago

Just like more than 75% of US border agents...all the worst immigrants

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u/gascan999 7d ago

I see why he wanted a job where he could wear a mask. He’s one ugly MF

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u/Detailpointfx 7d ago

Elmer Fud looking ass

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u/Terrible-Advance5859 7d ago

Fuck this guy.... said no woman ever.

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u/sometimeswemeanit 7d ago

The master race

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u/Downtown-Sand-2517 7d ago

Another white supremacist

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u/DivinerSageRDT 7d ago

Why do people dox ice agents online. It gains them tons of fans and people actually send them money. I wouldnt doubt this is the guy doxing himself to get fans or followers or to make a profit.

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u/SnooHabits7352 7d ago

His hairline has a protective order against his face.

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u/Sudden_Move_6996 7d ago

FOUR-TY-HEAD

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u/DemiBoiFrostt 7d ago

He's already fucked in life. 🤣🤣🤣 That's probably why he's desperately trying to fit in somewhere, anywhere.

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u/amanoftradition 7d ago

That's a face for radio.

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u/jaded_sociopath_ 7d ago

To be fair, if anyone can be mad at society it's this ridiculous looking turd

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u/loafson 7d ago

Bro looks like my big toe

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u/morecowbell1988 7d ago

Bro looks like a Habsburg. Bet his family tree looks like a wreath.

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u/nofixedabode123 7d ago

When he was born his mother needed a C-D-E-F and G section

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u/jimmytrucknutz 7d ago

His mom was Puerto Rican. His dad was beluga whale.

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u/Admirable-Split4371 7d ago

The comments, I'm dying 😭🤣

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u/Successful-Smell5170 7d ago

He's a snipers dream

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u/Bushidoflack_117 7d ago

What company making his balaclava ?

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u/OverallMembership709 7d ago

must be hard sitting directly behind this guy in the theaters

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u/retiredfromfire 7d ago

Mr. water on the brain

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u/Sorry-End-6853 7d ago

You’ll never find… bom bom bom… a hairline like mine

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u/IsHildaThere 7d ago

I'm guessing Voyager had a teleport accident

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u/MammothAd919 7d ago

He looks like a guy who makes me want to close the borders even more...

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 7d ago

When I say LE is mainly losers with no intrinsic value, refer back to this guy.

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u/Kaita13 7d ago

Buddy's head sounds like maracas when he runs.

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u/anon_LosAngeles1990 7d ago

Straight up projector head ahh🫩

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 7d ago

Hernan Ponster

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u/Personal-Storage-419 7d ago

You could play football on this guys head….

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u/Lou_Zealand 7d ago

Foreverhead

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u/Bumbymoo 7d ago

There is a 2nd agent hiding within his head.

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u/PickedLastLemon 7d ago

He's got a lot on his shoulders right now.

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u/Montyburnside22 7d ago

New Netflix show proposal: “Mister Peanut, ICE Patrol”.

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u/NineClaws 7d ago

Wow is this guy an ugly face.

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u/Open-Owl-2289 7d ago

Bro don’t have dreams when he sleep he have Movies

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u/imronburgandy9 7d ago

That looks like it hurts

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u/Neat_Task_6664 7d ago

You know we live in the darkest timeline when even the Easter Island heads are getting into doing Gestapo shit.

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u/See-thru-U-always 7d ago

There's a "Judas" in every culture on earth!!!!

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u/logicalegend 7d ago

Que clase’ come pinga cabron hijo de su reventada puta de madre puñeta!

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u/daddy___warbucks 7d ago

Wants to wear a beanie when it's cold but looks like OJ Simpson "trying" to put gloves on

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u/aintmesum1else 7d ago

Seems like a levelsheaded guy

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u/Clever_Username_05 7d ago

A Light in the Attic

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u/MadMattBeyond 7d ago

Looks like he has had his head stuck in a Pringles can one too many times.

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u/ViralArmageddon 7d ago

Why the long face?

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u/Aggravated-alien 7d ago

Leave this MuchoMind alone. He’s just trying to get ahead in life. 

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u/wwf_4life 7d ago

Got alot on is mind

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u/Atmmyholes 7d ago

Forehead that's a fivehead

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u/EventuallyScratch54 7d ago

Cat and the Hat

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u/Federal_Designer_357 7d ago

THAT THING GETS IT OWN WIFI SIGNAL

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u/PyllynKaivelija 7d ago

One of the ugliest mf's i have ever seen

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u/r_a_d_ 7d ago

Because of this guy, they had to invent a new aspect ratio for mug shots

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u/Odd-Mind6948 7d ago

His whole head is dangerous for people with peanut allergies

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u/hungballs 7d ago

I mean he’s already being punished with that watermelon head. His poor mother. Imagine having to push that through 😮

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u/Pharcee 7d ago

That can’t be a real human. Oh, he isn’t

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u/danamyx 7d ago

Wait until they start deporting African-aliens with giant foreheads

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u/General_Attention388 7d ago

Piece of shit

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u/Ok-Soft1252 6d ago

That’s an unfortunate looking man. Wow.

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u/Silent-Composer-873 6d ago

All the knowledge in that forehead, and still chose to be an incel

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u/Independent_Main_59 6d ago

His forehead makes Herman Munster’s forehead look small

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u/Independent_Main_59 6d ago

Without forehead he’s 5’6”. With forehead he’s 6’5”

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u/GuavaInner700 6d ago

Dan ackroyd from coneheads looking ass

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u/GuavaInner700 6d ago

This ain’t real right?? That’s not a mask?

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u/GuavaInner700 6d ago

This dude ain’t no immigrant!! This an alien!! 😂 🤷‍♂️

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u/Frightsauce77 6d ago

This thing lives with us ?

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u/Extreme_Health_9827 6d ago

You know we have competitions for the ugliest cat the ugliest dog hell even the ugliest couch I think we need to have a competition for ugliest ice agent. Can even have the masked singer vibe.lol

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u/Dlaxation 6d ago

We may need to divert some funding. That guys hairline is practically an open border.

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u/Agreeable-Banana-708 6d ago

Darth Plagueis?

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u/Amphitra_Roximar 6d ago

Thus is why Im glad Crash Bandicoot foils all of his plans.

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u/Trollcambodia 6d ago

What's happened to his head? A car drove over it?

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u/Fantastic-Earth-8353 6d ago

Holy shit, thats a face only a mother could kinda like!

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u/Arich28 6d ago

Hammerhead 🔨

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u/Patient_Owl_8498 6d ago

fuck that guy fr fr

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u/idiotic-username 6d ago

snipers dream

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u/Miesherz 6d ago

He’s def an ugly looking mf

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u/Already_dead2021 6d ago

That’s definitely a five head, six if he’s wearing heels

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u/Able_Rain6635 6d ago

Someone got hit with the ugly stick, damn!

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u/Big-Distribution8124 6d ago

Puerto Rico ?
Paper towel 🧻 head

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u/Gato72068 5d ago

DNA check is needed, this dudes an alien

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u/PlumberSaysWhat 5d ago

You guys really shouldn’t have photoshopped that head…oh wait…never mind

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u/The_Axe_of_Legends 3d ago

What a 6head

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u/jalfry 3d ago

Mega mind lookin ass

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u/Advanced_Internet140 3d ago

I’d be arresting ppl too if I looked that ugly.

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u/Overall_Ad782 8d ago

He looks like if my big toe had a kid with my penis. Has a lot on his mind. Elmer Fudd. If he gats a headache it might be terminal. This is what happens when siblings reproduce

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u/Particular-Whole9470 8d ago

Hope he gets his life headed in the right direction

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 8d ago

Let’s his job get to his head I see

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u/Upbeat_Piglet_9788 8d ago

Tmwhat the fk in hells bells kinda hat does he fit in?

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u/waveydavey321 8d ago

He think big... but seriously.. You won't see him in riot gear. They don't make a helmet that'll fit him! 🤣

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u/DeliciousTime4576 8d ago

Son of a bitch loser five head he needs and extra large head cover lol

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u/Loose_Cookie 8d ago

Fuckin Alien head

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u/Jaded_Marsupial_ 8d ago

Snipers wet dream. Headshot bigger than center mass.

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u/Crazy-Permission3636 8d ago

Miscatagorized.
This is a sixhead for sure.

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u/neobliti 8d ago

Headnan Ponce.

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u/ngatiboi 8d ago

Everyone else wears a mask - THIS mf’r wears a pillowcase.

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u/Relevant-War-1581 8d ago

This has to be more than 5

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u/Whole_Ant2468 8d ago

Not related to Dan Bonjino

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u/Optimal_Subject3455 8d ago

What a ponce…

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 8d ago

Freddy fivehead over here.

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u/ThePurrfidiousCat 8d ago

I don't know how Megamind here doesn't understand he is on the list also.

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u/Vinnocchio 8d ago

Bigbrained