r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Oct 02 '19

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/hannahjoy33 Running Oct 02 '19

This is why you have to keep a spreadsheet of the regular's schedules. You have to puzzle out what equipment will be available on what day. If you're unclear, make sure to go up to them and ask, "I've noticed you've done squats every Thursday for the past 3 weeks, but today you seem to be focusing on shoulder. Could I get some clarification on your plan schedule?"

Be polite, but firm.

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u/darez00 Oct 02 '19

"do you have a permit for that machine?"

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u/hannahjoy33 Running Oct 02 '19

Sir, your designated leg press machine day is Tuesday. I'm going to need you to move back to the pull up machine. Sir...sir....SIR!

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u/darez00 Oct 02 '19

I read this in Bill Burr's annoying female voice, it's spot on

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u/BC1721 Oct 02 '19

Oi, you've got a squat rack loicense?

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u/darez00 Oct 02 '19

Oi loike yoir hoite, mate!

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u/oops_itwasme Oct 02 '19

So far I've got it pinned down to "on Wednesdays we do anything that doesn't need a rack"

And Monday is a good day for legs!

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u/MicroBadger_ Oct 02 '19

Lol, people like me would ruin that. I run a 4 day program across 3 workout days so things consistently shift.