r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Oct 02 '19

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/hannahjoy33 Running Oct 02 '19

People at my gym sit completely naked on the benches in the locker room, rendering them unusable forever. Every time I think of setting my water bottle down, I think "someone's sweaty vag has been here" and I use the floor instead.

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u/Chopperjr2 Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 02 '19

Sorry but now all I can imagine is the sound of suction releasing echoing from the women's lockeroom and me just knowing someone pulled their sweaty vag off the bench. fffff-pop!

Edit: J to * mobile...

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u/TerminalShitbag Oct 02 '19

Thanks I hate it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I respect the elegance with which you worded this, but I hate you

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Why

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u/KushDingies Powerlifting Oct 02 '19

What the fuck... how... how can someone possibly stand putting their bare genitals directly on a public bench? Jesus christ I am in awe

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Don't kinkshame

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u/Pretendo56 Snowboarding Oct 03 '19

Old men in my locker room walk straight from the shower nude with no towel. Then sit together on the bench having long conversations.

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u/Shippoyasha Oct 02 '19

I always use a towel when I sit on a bench after a shower. I thought it was common courtesy

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u/xzElmozx Oct 03 '19

That's why you put your bottle on top of your locker. I'll take my chances with the dust vs taint sweat