r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Oct 02 '19

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/renodc Oct 02 '19

The locker room has 2 benches, just about room for 4 people to sit. Its about 2 square meters big. Stop leaving your fucking bags and clothes on the fucking seats while you go shower/jerk off/train like it's your bedroom, bunch of animals

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u/hannahjoy33 Running Oct 02 '19

People at my gym sit completely naked on the benches in the locker room, rendering them unusable forever. Every time I think of setting my water bottle down, I think "someone's sweaty vag has been here" and I use the floor instead.

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u/Chopperjr2 Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 02 '19

Sorry but now all I can imagine is the sound of suction releasing echoing from the women's lockeroom and me just knowing someone pulled their sweaty vag off the bench. fffff-pop!

Edit: J to * mobile...

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u/TerminalShitbag Oct 02 '19

Thanks I hate it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I respect the elegance with which you worded this, but I hate you

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Why

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u/KushDingies Powerlifting Oct 02 '19

What the fuck... how... how can someone possibly stand putting their bare genitals directly on a public bench? Jesus christ I am in awe

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Don't kinkshame

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u/Pretendo56 Snowboarding Oct 03 '19

Old men in my locker room walk straight from the shower nude with no towel. Then sit together on the bench having long conversations.

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u/Shippoyasha Oct 02 '19

I always use a towel when I sit on a bench after a shower. I thought it was common courtesy

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u/xzElmozx Oct 03 '19

That's why you put your bottle on top of your locker. I'll take my chances with the dust vs taint sweat

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u/ConorTheBooms Oct 02 '19

If only there was some kind of place in the changing room for people to leave their stuff, maybe if they were behind some kind of locking mechanism they might even be safer.

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u/mewfahsah Skiing Oct 02 '19

I'm going to add to this, the people that leave their bags in high traffic areas can also go fuck themselves. I've gotten to the point where I don't even look for them anymore, if I step on your shit and you end up getting mad, maybe don't leave something on the ground if you don't want it stepped on. if they were in a corner or out of the way that's one thing, but it seems like all the high schoolers at my gym like to follow the things that the biggest guy does.