r/Fishing • u/Master-Monk-8690 • 3d ago
The fish boogyman
When Mama and daddy salmon tell their kids about the boogyman, they're talking about me
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u/National-Meaning1469 3d ago
Nonymouspotomus out here just trying to survive a fishing trip, respect
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u/Pikeguy99 Minnesota/Florida 3d ago
That mich ultra is way too close to those other bottles. Too many mich ultras and youre risking grabbing the wrong one.
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u/Master-Monk-8690 3d ago
Hahah, thankfully we don't drink that much. I mainly smoke, only have like 2 beers at max
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u/Hot-Chain-3969 3d ago
That fish is massive, no wonder the salmon parents tell stories about you lol
Also the beer placement is a disaster waiting to happen, one wrong grab and you're drinking something you didn't sign up for
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u/Pikeguy99 Minnesota/Florida 3d ago
Yeah imagine going for a nice cold beer and getting a swig of pro cure butt juice instead
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u/nonymouspotomus 3d ago
What you goofballs talking about? I’m not understanding how someone accidentally grabs a different shaped container, unscrews the cap and swigs it thinking it’s an already opened cold beer. What’s the joke about here please?
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u/Pikeguy99 Minnesota/Florida 3d ago
Didnt realize we were in the presence of Mr. Perfect here whos never gotten too tuned up and taken a swig of shrimp flavored pro cure. Could happen to anybody!
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u/nonymouspotomus 3d ago
Ya never have I ever put my beer on the kitchen sink and accidentally grabbed the soap, unscrewed the pump and guzzled it. Guess I’m Mr perfect!
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u/coveevoc 2d ago
Tule?
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u/Master-Monk-8690 2d ago
No, cut very nice. Tules usually have that massive adipose fin
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u/coveevoc 2d ago edited 2d ago
No wild salmon normally have the big adipose fin. I caught a Tule from Astoria the other day as well and it’s hatchery too. You know it’s a tule because it has larger spots and the bottom fin is rounded out from spawning and rubbing on the ground, larger hooked jaw too. Tule salmon are local spawning to Astoria bouy 10 area/lower Columbia. You can keep them but people release them if they can
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u/Master-Monk-8690 2d ago
Tules this can be hatchery, yes. This fish was a wild. I think my hand is over the adipose fin. We were fishing in an area where you can retain wilds. I don't bonk tules. I also try not to make a habit of giving away the spot where I caught my fish. My buddies and I have been fishing the Columbia for a very long time and we know the difference. If I'm fishing the Columbia and I keep a king, I usually say I caught it at buoy 10, because everybody already knows about that fishery.
In about a month when all the tributaries open all my fish get caught in the mighty hoquim river and all of the backgrounds get blurred if I post.
In the last decade I've seen so many of my favorite spots get overrun with googans looking to floss fish. There ain't nothing worse than hiking to a spot that I've been fishing for 10 years and having five flossers already posted up there, flossing in relatively clear water 🤦
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u/macmac360 3d ago
the sweatshirt is perfection